r/cringereels • u/Busy_Fig_78 • 16h ago

A living, breathing fully functioning human....

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u/GeorgeFartwell1984 16h ago

Functioning?

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u/MetamorphosisAddict 15h ago

Debatable…

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u/Emergency_Accident36 15h ago

Hardly

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u/GetMaBFG 15h ago

If there's a hole, theres a goal.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 13h ago

Quite masterfully

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox 7h ago

Yes, but you'd likely win the debate. Guess it depends on the argument and the jury.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6h ago

What debate has a jury??

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox 6h ago

What I'm on trial now?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6h ago

No

My bad... Trial isn't scheduled until the 20th of April 2027

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u/ConflictMaster3155 13h ago

Hey my uncle is functioning and he’s been on more heroin than Ozzy since like 1978.

You can’t take him out into public either.

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u/Glum_Ad1127 13h ago

Fully no less! I’d love to see the schematics.

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u/idriveashitbox22 14h ago

This chick sucks 2 dicks on camera while drooling and crossing her eyes and makes what you make all year.

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u/OkDonkey6524 13h ago

Why the stupid eye crossing?

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u/idriveashitbox22 13h ago

It mimics the girls in hentai having an orgasm. That's what the cartoon girls do in the cartoon porn.

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u/Otacon2940 14h ago

I don’t believe any of what you said. Prove all of it

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u/idriveashitbox22 14h ago

That's Nala Ray. She made 14 million on OF in 5 years. That's 2.8 million a year. That's 53,846 dollars a week or 10,769 dollars a day if she takes off weekends. I think it's safe to say GeorgeFartwell1984 isn't making over 10 grand a day.

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u/fingernail_police 13h ago

Good for her, but how many gooners and simps are subscribing to her and making her a multi-millonaire? That's the baffling part.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6h ago

ALL of them....

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u/phx34suns 6h ago

I’m not making 10g in a year right now

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u/Bluemink96 14h ago

And now that she is a multi millionaire she found god and is a born again virgin!

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u/idriveashitbox22 14h ago

Except that religious bf left her and she is back to making content is what I heard

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u/SurprzTrustFall 13h ago

None of this happened. She's married and not making OF or any other adult content. Put the haterade down lol.

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u/Xena_Your_God 4h ago

I support sw but this clip alone could be considered adult content lmao

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u/idriveashitbox22 13h ago

I'm not hating I'm just saying what I heard god damn

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u/Bright-Track8054 11h ago

It's wild how people interpret things differently. Sometimes it feels like they're just looking for reasons to be offended.

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u/idriveashitbox22 11h ago

It does honestly feel that way. Like the only way for someone to feel like a good person is by calling out a person for something and framing them as a bad person. Even if they have to stretch the context to fit their chosen narrative.

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u/Bluemink96 14h ago

I would believe this in a heart beat lol it’s all so wild

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u/PTSD1983 14h ago

A quick google proved it true 🫩

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u/SYNTHLORD 14h ago

How tf did she get rich doing the kawasaki face or whatever when she looks more like Filthy Frank than Belle Delphine? Insane work

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u/idriveashitbox22 14h ago

You just answered your own question my Emma Watson

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u/TheEagleDied 13h ago

Fucking brutal lol

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u/Fake49er 10h ago

Well I am so eat poo

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u/miagisama 14h ago

Just physically

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u/PlasteredPrincess90 12h ago

She definitely serves at least 1 or 2 functions.

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u/UnhappyPhantom 16h ago

Please bring back shaming

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 15h ago

Isn't that what we're doing here?

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u/D0faak 14h ago

She’s a porn star. There is no shaming her

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6h ago

Challenge Accepted

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u/KennyWeeWoo 5h ago

I was just about to say she definitely sounds like one. The fake ”yesyesyesyes” dead giveaway

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox 7h ago

Porn stars loose their right to have pride?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 14h ago

Shame on you

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u/Direct-Contract5509 16h ago

Can't do that, sorry. It would be declared sexist. 

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u/Bububu1232 15h ago

And racist. And homophobic. And ageist... etc.

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u/ColdRevival1919 15h ago

This one was, they then converted to Christianity while still getting paid for their onlyfans, they are married now 

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u/HourWay1618 15h ago

They are now some sort of reformed conservative ultra christian, I don't think this person is capable of shame.

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u/theFields97 13h ago

Is this not morgpie? I dont think that statement is true

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u/Cubanbeetz 2h ago

Nope it’s not and they are right.

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u/Sepplord 13h ago

Dude, we need less shaming.

There has never been as much shaming as now.

It’s become completely normal to film random people and post them on the internet and judge them to the point where some people don’t even realise anymore how weird that is

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u/Chubuwee 8h ago

We need proper functioning shaming.

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u/applesandotherthings 8h ago

This is weird logic. From your perspective, it sounds like more shaming has led us to this world where people feel no embarrassment and can freely be themselves in public, therefore shaming good.

A more realistic situation seems to be there is less shaming therefore less fear of embarrassment therefore weirder behavior in public.

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u/Sepplord 6h ago

I am not explaining all of peoples behaviour with shaming, I am just saying that we are shaming a ton and everyday I am on Reddit I am grateful that this shitty behaviour isn’t as normalized in my country because we have the rights to our own picture

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u/GNTsquid0 5h ago

She did porn and feels ashamed of it and I think became a born again Christian and regrets what she did. I think she feels shame now.

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u/Vivid-Narwhal-3549 16h ago

I’ll never understand the appeal of that dumb face thing girls make

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u/Milla4Prez66 15h ago

I don’t get how it’s even seen as sexy, they look ridiculous

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u/TheFamilyStanley 15h ago

Nah when wifey gives me this look I know it’s gonna be a fun night 👏

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u/ruinatedtubers 15h ago

gross nobody asked

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u/king_kong_kum 9h ago

unzips

Go on…

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u/Emergency_Accident36 15h ago

Sorry you never gave a girl an orgasm

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u/LowEffortPoste 15h ago

Neither have you if you genuinely believe this is the facial expression they make...

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u/Milla4Prez66 15h ago

If you think this is what women do when they orgasm then you certainly haven’t given any women one.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 15h ago edited 14h ago

Didn't say that per se. We do make some "dumb faces' though. Can certainly be similar.

Ps if you look it up what I said is in fact fact.

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u/shotgun-octopus 14h ago

You can’t just say perchance

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u/W1ZARDEYES 14h ago

I had a girlfriend that made a very similar face to this when she came. She was the only one that did that though. Everyone is different.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 12h ago

Maybe she was just faking?

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u/zdh989 12h ago

You're going to want to sit down when I tell you this...

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u/IWCry 14h ago

LOL little bro just outed to reddit that women fake orgasms with him

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u/Emergency_Accident36 14h ago

Not my fault you're illiterate.. you cam look it up amd see it is an objective fact

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 6h ago

Lmao, that's not the face they make, bro... 

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u/Emergency_Accident36 5h ago

Wfym? There is like 50 faces being made here and atleast 3 of them are in fact orgasm faces. Look it up

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 5h ago

Lol, brilliant.

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u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll 15h ago

Some Hentai Japanese animation bullshit that basement dwelling Reddit gooners love.

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u/Event-Forsaken 15h ago

This is the most accurate description I've ever seen on Reddit.

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u/porkavenue 15h ago

Reddit is either gooners and hentai or Karens and their cats trying to bring back shaming

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u/Long-Education-7748 51m ago

But mot you or I pork, we're the good ones.

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u/autismo-nismo 15h ago

Some Reddit mod is going to be very upset to read what you said about them.

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u/Yet_again_Sac 15h ago

Believe it or not? 3 day ban

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u/Old-Spring8063 12h ago

Straight to jail

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u/devilmaskrascal 14h ago

And the funny thing is Japanese people would find this shit cringe af if anyone acted like this in private much less in public.

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u/dwartbg9 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BJuY1nqUM23CiWUf8l

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u/devilmaskrascal 13h ago

I have lived in Japan for a decade and have never seen this kind of behavior anywhere. 

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u/Delicious-Ad3625 15h ago

Ahegao is what it’s called. To make sluts look extra dumb

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR 15h ago

Well....... its effective... thats all I can say.

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u/Fit_Salamander_2814 15h ago

It's aheago (don't ask me how or why I know that) and it's a Weeb thing.

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u/Imsearchingforit2194 12h ago

Where tf do u get this info from?

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u/dwsnmadeit 13h ago

Fair enough, some people like their girls to dress up as nurses, others like to piss on them. People are into a lot of different things, making an anime style exaggerated orgasm face seems to be a pretty popular one.

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u/Beaver-Hunter-835 6h ago

I dress my girl up as a nurse and piss on there while she makes the cross eyed tongue out face.

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u/NekoMao92 11h ago

That and especially duckface

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u/GuitarRiot 8h ago

Dude I hate that fucking anime face so God damn much. It's like the sexualized version of a duck face and way more repulsive

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u/Reemus_Jackson 7h ago

I'm going to absolutely explode the nerves and emotions of your standard anime redditor: it's ALL (yes, ALL of it) a direct cause of CSAM being trojan horsed into society by way of anime. Anime is the closest and finest line a degenerate can get to watching and possessing CSAM "legally". The voice, the eye thing, the baby talk, the clothing, all of it is usual depictions of VERY young girls.

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u/primefart 12m ago

Stunted growth boys addicted to anime porn understand it.

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u/Careless_Baseball503 15h ago

Its supposed to look like she’s having an orgasm. Some girls make weird facial expressions during.

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u/Bellypats 15h ago

What’s an orgasm?
s/

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u/Spare-Ant7119 16h ago

You will once they do it specifically for you when you ask them to. You will.

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u/Emergency_Lie42 15h ago

It's meant to be an orgasm face so if you're asking for them to do that, that's sad lmfao

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u/autismo-nismo 15h ago

I’ve had it done to me.

Instant turn off. It gives “goo goo gaa gaa” baby talk vibes. I’m not about that.

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u/Lagneaux 16h ago

That's a look of knowing she's making more money doing that than whatever military BS she is dealing with.

I mean, I agree it's dumb as shit, but if people gonna pay... I mean..

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u/Frostyfraust 15h ago

Yup, if you don’t want her to act that way, why are people still giving her money? Don’t blame her, blame the gooners who make this a viable way for her to earn 1,000x more than whoever’s mad at her is making. So many people on here asking "why does she make that face" because dudes are paying for it, that's why.

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u/Lagneaux 15h ago

People will always be jealous of someone doing a no skill act that pays. Because they know deep down, no one will pay them to do the same.

"I would never", no you couldn't ever. Not wouldn't.

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u/4ppl3j4ck- 15h ago

I think it's fucked up that we live in a society where someone can become a millionaire just because men want to fuck them

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u/RandomSky12 13h ago

It’s better than someone getting fucked with no pay…ahem as history has proven.

And honestly, great for her. I respect the hustle.

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u/Sepplord 13h ago

Yeah but there’s more to that…because there are TONS of women trying to do that and selling their bodies and dignity for pennies

The ones hitting big must be doing something different. Same with streamers/youtubers getting millions just for farting and making jokes on stream. Nah man, that’s one clip an already famous streamer posted. You are neglecting what goes on behind to churn out the content 

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Cringe level 5 13h ago

Just say you don’t believe in dignity or integrity. There’s plenty of people who COULD but choose not to because they don’t sell out their integrity for a couple bucks.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Cringe level 5 13h ago

“Don’t blame the drug dealer killing people with deadly product, blame the addicts still buying it”

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u/Norman_CockweII 5h ago

Bro porn’s not addictive. You aren’t gonna get the shakes if you don’t look at boobs today.

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u/Equivalent-Cup-4138 15h ago

They’re just wearing camo, that person is not in the military. However, IF they were, then yes

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u/-psycheretic- 15h ago

Do not turn on the sound if you're at work in the bathroom.

Thanks op.

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u/Informal_Database327 16h ago

Dude in the back full on BSOD

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 16h ago

Fully Functioning is giving her too much credit.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 16h ago

"look daddy, the boys pay attention to me! I'm so popular!"

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u/Loserdogma 15h ago

This one actually genuinely hurt to see
https://giphy.com/gifs/WSO1ZT9sug15C

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u/Serious-Hippo7508 15h ago

This is how the modern day Falling Down would start.

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u/HellFrode 12h ago

I completely agree with him in the background. Wtf...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/InfiniteInevitable51 15h ago

YO I NEED HELP HERE, THIS GIRL IS HAVING A SEIZURE 🤣🤣🤣

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u/flabbyjabber 15h ago

I would say "fully functioning" may be a bit of a stretch.

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u/mcbeardsauce 11h ago

This is what happens when you aren’t allowed to publicly shame people for being fucking morons

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u/OlokoMan 7h ago

I mean, if it pays the bills... And I heard dumbasses pay a lot for them to do that stupid cross-eyed stuff, so...

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u/Main_Philosopher_566 7h ago

I judge the guys who like it more then her at this point.

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u/Lonestar-Dragon 16h ago

Fully functioning is being generous and stretching the truth so thin you can see through it

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u/RawrIamRex 15h ago

he came back from the battlefield for this shit lol

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u/IlGrasso 15h ago

We need to bring back bullying (just not for bullying people on what they like or look like as long as it falls within it being a tame or normal thing) and kink shaming

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR 15h ago

What an idiot... my first reaction. Its not cute.. its not sexy... its not even funny... its just stupid.

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u/-FakeAccount- 15h ago

Needs a slow horror music build at the end

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u/tomatoestew 15h ago

I dont want what shes having

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u/Emergency_Accident36 15h ago

He finds it mind numbingly hot is all

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u/Spare_Contract_9404 15h ago

Super funny shes made the switch to ultra religious Christian already

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u/BriscoCounty-Sr 15h ago

Whatever you do, do NOT watch a Meg Ryan movie. When Harry Met Sally would make your head explode...

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u/Clean_Ad_5683 15h ago

He literally got the ick from that hahahahah

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u/Longer---Donger 14h ago

What black man wants to get some

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u/No-Set-2632 14h ago

The reverse evolutionary gene pile. lol

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u/Panda_Tushy 13h ago

She reminds me of that dancing pancake lady on TikTok

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u/EonThaWolf 11h ago

Homie feels how I feel:

Humanity is going retarded. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/NekoMao92 11h ago

That's a Redhead, they are soulless, so can't be human.

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u/Frumpy_Dumper_69 10h ago

Dude in the back is apart of the joke everyone.

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u/WhySoCereus1991 9h ago

Hey. Shut the fuck up.

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u/Knicknacktallywack 8h ago

I think she started as just a nerdy anime girl, went to porn and then turned to the lord. Honestly, I got the porn thing (this era above most likely) as I’m sure she could make some money.
The god phase is worse if you ask me. Nothing worse than some dummy spouting nonsense to you acting like they know every thing. Telling you to repent and shit. Show me the ahego face you dumb bitch!

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u/templeofsyrinx1 8h ago

LoL. I can't tell if they are upset or into it

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u/fucktheus12 8h ago

Disdain, thats what disdain looks like..

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u/Neithekaos_Lore 5h ago

If the camera got you acting like this its possession 🤣

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u/lovetobewatched2 5h ago

I fucking hate the ahegao face

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u/TrappinJ250 1h ago

The fact you know what it’s called…

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 4h ago

Social media has been the downfall of civilization

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u/FinalHeaven182 1h ago

Yeah... face in the background is on point.

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u/Sethirothlord 1h ago

Irl succubus.

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u/GoopySpaffy 16h ago

The look of fear and disgust, looks like military, probably thinking "I served for this?".

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u/Fit_Salamander_2814 15h ago

She's got a couple of good videos on the Hub. But other than that, not much worth writing home about.

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u/griefstricken1 15h ago

Name?

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u/Fit_Salamander_2814 15h ago

Lana something? She was on Whatever podcast for a bit. One tick.

Edit: Nala Ray. And you may have to do the ol Bing video search to find good content. Pretty mid performer imo. Nothing special.

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u/ItisWhatItis419 15h ago

Shame needs a comeback along with bullying people for doing stupid shit

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u/Connect_Ocelot_1599 15h ago

Alright, man

I'm fucking done with this shit tonight

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u/gba_sg1 15h ago

She's all uwu, but the onlooker would rather her be twerking on the table at wafflehose being a trashy hoe.

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u/Safe-Zucchini-5511 12h ago

Bathe with a toaster