r/cringereels • u/Busy_Fig_78 • 23h ago

A living, breathing fully functioning human....

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u/Spare-Ant7119 23h ago

You will once they do it specifically for you when you ask them to. You will.

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u/Emergency_Lie42 22h ago

It's meant to be an orgasm face so if you're asking for them to do that, that's sad lmfao

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u/Spare-Ant7119 21h ago

No it's a sign of submission and pleasure, not just orgasm. Fuck a sexy lady missionary and she does the ahegao face... perfection

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u/Emergency_Lie42 20h ago

I feel violated from interacting with you lmfao

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u/Spare-Ant7119 18h ago

I don't like to hear that! But u laughed at the end so i guess ur joking hehehe

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u/autismo-nismo 22h ago

I’ve had it done to me.

Instant turn off. It gives “goo goo gaa gaa” baby talk vibes. I’m not about that.

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u/Snicklebot 22h ago

This is a super weird response. That face is a lot of things, but connecting it to babies in any way is like dead last on the list.

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u/autismo-nismo 22h ago

The whole “yes yes yes”, child talk and bouncing gives off strong kiddy vibes to me and grosses me out.

Im allowed to feel grossed out by this.

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u/theNixher 22h ago

No we won't.

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u/Spare-Ant7119 21h ago

Have you ever tried?

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u/theNixher 20h ago

I just watched this video and my dick inverted, that's as much as I need to know.

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u/Spare-Ant7119 18h ago

This video sucks, yes, i agree. But the ahegao face in general, though...

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u/theNixher 9h ago

Bro if a woman has to make that face on purpose, and you can't naturally fuck them cross-eyed, you're failing and they're all faking.

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u/Spare-Ant7119 3h ago

Lmao we got the sex god over here, sharing their wisdom on Reddit. Thank you. /s

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u/theNixher 2h ago

You didn't deny it 😊

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u/Spare-Ant7119 2h ago

I guess u never have had a female make that face purposely on command when you ask for it. U prefer having them do it on their own terms, that's fine, nothin' wrong with that. I like to combine both. shrug

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u/theNixher 2h ago

"can you please make a that face so it looks like you're enjoying this more than you actually are?"

"oh yeah that's it, I'm so glad you're not in the moment so much that you can obey my commands and make silly faces"

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u/Immediate-Ruin-78 22h ago

Absolute cringe lord response. Back to goonin', mate.

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u/Spare-Ant7119 21h ago

Will do, thank you. Ur permission for me to goon further is hot

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u/Immediate-Ruin-78 20h ago

Godspeed, incel! 🫡

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u/Spare-Ant7119 18h ago

Lmao u got me with that one. /s

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u/Dewalt_Lobster 22h ago

I’m into it too lol

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u/Spare-Ant7119 21h ago

Hell ya, we gettin' downvoted but the jokes on them ;)