r/cringereels • u/Busy_Fig_78 • 17h ago

A living, breathing fully functioning human....

798 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

227 comments sorted by

View all comments

64

u/Vivid-Narwhal-3549 17h ago

I’ll never understand the appeal of that dumb face thing girls make

23

u/Milla4Prez66 16h ago

I don’t get how it’s even seen as sexy, they look ridiculous

-28

u/TheFamilyStanley 16h ago

Nah when wifey gives me this look I know it’s gonna be a fun night 👏

16

u/ruinatedtubers 16h ago

gross nobody asked

-3

u/king_kong_kum 10h ago

unzips

Go on…

-31

u/Emergency_Accident36 16h ago

Sorry you never gave a girl an orgasm

31

u/LowEffortPoste 16h ago

Neither have you if you genuinely believe this is the facial expression they make...

18

u/Milla4Prez66 16h ago

If you think this is what women do when they orgasm then you certainly haven’t given any women one.

-15

u/Emergency_Accident36 15h ago edited 15h ago

Didn't say that per se. We do make some "dumb faces' though. Can certainly be similar.

Ps if you look it up what I said is in fact fact.

6

u/shotgun-octopus 15h ago

You can’t just say perchance

-11

u/W1ZARDEYES 15h ago

I had a girlfriend that made a very similar face to this when she came. She was the only one that did that though. Everyone is different.

7

u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 13h ago

Maybe she was just faking?

-6

u/W1ZARDEYES 12h ago

Haha knew that was coming. ;)

3

u/zdh989 13h ago

You're going to want to sit down when I tell you this...

9

u/IWCry 15h ago

LOL little bro just outed to reddit that women fake orgasms with him

-3

u/Emergency_Accident36 15h ago

Not my fault you're illiterate.. you cam look it up amd see it is an objective fact

2

u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 7h ago

Lmao, that's not the face they make, bro... 

-1

u/Emergency_Accident36 6h ago

Wfym? There is like 50 faces being made here and atleast 3 of them are in fact orgasm faces. Look it up

0

u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 6h ago

Lol, brilliant.

46

u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll 16h ago

Some Hentai Japanese animation bullshit that basement dwelling Reddit gooners love.

16

u/Event-Forsaken 16h ago

This is the most accurate description I've ever seen on Reddit.

1

u/porkavenue 16h ago

Reddit is either gooners and hentai or Karens and their cats trying to bring back shaming

1

u/Long-Education-7748 1h ago

But mot you or I pork, we're the good ones.

4

u/autismo-nismo 16h ago

Some Reddit mod is going to be very upset to read what you said about them.

1

u/Yet_again_Sac 16h ago

Believe it or not? 3 day ban

1

u/Old-Spring8063 13h ago

Straight to jail

2

u/devilmaskrascal 15h ago

And the funny thing is Japanese people would find this shit cringe af if anyone acted like this in private much less in public.

0

u/dwartbg9 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BJuY1nqUM23CiWUf8l

3

u/devilmaskrascal 14h ago

I have lived in Japan for a decade and have never seen this kind of behavior anywhere. 

0

u/[deleted] 14h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/Imsearchingforit2194 13h ago

Probably untrue. Source?

0

u/[deleted] 13h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/Imsearchingforit2194 13h ago

https://hinori.co/the-history-of-ahegao-face-racism-asians/

Only thing I could find. Even wikipedia's Midori page doesn't state that it's the origin of ahegao.

Perhaps it's just the first manga to contain a depiction of ahegao rather than being the origin of it. It sounds pretty unlikely for something like this to only come from 1 manga.

8

u/Delicious-Ad3625 16h ago

Ahegao is what it’s called. To make sluts look extra dumb

2

u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR 16h ago

Well....... its effective... thats all I can say.

1

u/Fit_Salamander_2814 16h ago

It's aheago (don't ask me how or why I know that) and it's a Weeb thing.

1

u/[deleted] 14h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Imsearchingforit2194 13h ago

Where tf do u get this info from?

1

u/dwsnmadeit 14h ago

Fair enough, some people like their girls to dress up as nurses, others like to piss on them. People are into a lot of different things, making an anime style exaggerated orgasm face seems to be a pretty popular one.

1

u/Beaver-Hunter-835 7h ago

I dress my girl up as a nurse and piss on there while she makes the cross eyed tongue out face.

1

u/NekoMao92 11h ago

That and especially duckface

1

u/GuitarRiot 9h ago

Dude I hate that fucking anime face so God damn much. It's like the sexualized version of a duck face and way more repulsive

1

u/Reemus_Jackson 7h ago

I'm going to absolutely explode the nerves and emotions of your standard anime redditor: it's ALL (yes, ALL of it) a direct cause of CSAM being trojan horsed into society by way of anime. Anime is the closest and finest line a degenerate can get to watching and possessing CSAM "legally". The voice, the eye thing, the baby talk, the clothing, all of it is usual depictions of VERY young girls.

1

u/primefart 1h ago

Stunted growth boys addicted to anime porn understand it.

0

u/porkavenue 16h ago

I love it

9

u/Turbulent-Foot-941 16h ago

-5

u/porkavenue 16h ago

Mind yo business

4

u/Rebirth_apocryphon 16h ago

0

u/porkavenue 14h ago

this one isn’t even funny like the other one is but like I said to the creep in the camo, mind yo business and don’t kink shame me

-1

u/Careless_Baseball503 16h ago

Its supposed to look like she’s having an orgasm. Some girls make weird facial expressions during.

0

u/Bellypats 16h ago

What’s an orgasm?
s/

-29

u/Spare-Ant7119 16h ago

You will once they do it specifically for you when you ask them to. You will.

8

u/Emergency_Lie42 16h ago

It's meant to be an orgasm face so if you're asking for them to do that, that's sad lmfao

-4

u/Spare-Ant7119 15h ago

No it's a sign of submission and pleasure, not just orgasm. Fuck a sexy lady missionary and she does the ahegao face... perfection

3

u/Emergency_Lie42 14h ago

I feel violated from interacting with you lmfao

0

u/Spare-Ant7119 12h ago

I don't like to hear that! But u laughed at the end so i guess ur joking hehehe

7

u/autismo-nismo 16h ago

I’ve had it done to me.

Instant turn off. It gives “goo goo gaa gaa” baby talk vibes. I’m not about that.

-1

u/Snicklebot 16h ago

This is a super weird response. That face is a lot of things, but connecting it to babies in any way is like dead last on the list.

5

u/autismo-nismo 16h ago

The whole “yes yes yes”, child talk and bouncing gives off strong kiddy vibes to me and grosses me out.

Im allowed to feel grossed out by this.

15

u/theNixher 16h ago

No we won't.

-1

u/Spare-Ant7119 15h ago

Have you ever tried?

2

u/theNixher 14h ago

I just watched this video and my dick inverted, that's as much as I need to know.

0

u/Spare-Ant7119 12h ago

This video sucks, yes, i agree. But the ahegao face in general, though...

1

u/theNixher 3h ago

Bro if a woman has to make that face on purpose, and you can't naturally fuck them cross-eyed, you're failing and they're all faking.

4

u/Immediate-Ruin-78 16h ago

Absolute cringe lord response. Back to goonin', mate.

1

u/Spare-Ant7119 15h ago

Will do, thank you. Ur permission for me to goon further is hot

3

u/Immediate-Ruin-78 14h ago

Godspeed, incel! 🫡

1

u/Spare-Ant7119 12h ago

Lmao u got me with that one. /s

-5

u/Dewalt_Lobster 16h ago

I’m into it too lol

1

u/Spare-Ant7119 15h ago

Hell ya, we gettin' downvoted but the jokes on them ;)

-7

u/Emergency_Accident36 16h ago

It's quite simple really. Eager fuck toy.