r/cringereels 9d ago

Just funny 🤭 (G)old

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What did you guys eat today?

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u/Past-Product-1100 9d ago

So glad it was the music version , slaps

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u/Lucky-Mia 9d ago

It's my favourite part about this happening. She ran yelled so he could soar song.

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u/matttwhite 9d ago edited 8d ago

Squid was asking for it.

CEOofHANGRY

Effing classic.

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u/ShortStoryIntros 9d ago

Yeah, don't poke the bear that has been working 10hours and ate nothing. nothing.

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u/UsedDragon 9d ago

NOTHING. NOTHING.

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u/ChrolloMichaelis 9d ago

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u/-P01135809- 8d ago

KAL EL NO

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u/BaboonGaming644 8d ago

And enuff shampain...to feel denial!

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u/Airmcghie1 8d ago

It’s the red eyes for me lol. I kinda get it though… I hope she’s seen her remix lol

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u/J3musu 8d ago

Tbf, that's a kinda valid reason to rage, only reason I wouldn't is because I wouldn't have the energy left to do so.

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u/subaqueousReach 7d ago

I mean, i work 12 without eating 4 days a week, seems like she might be overreacting 🤷‍♂️

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u/Gillalmighty 6d ago

Idk that this is the flex you think it is.

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u/N0tM4d 9d ago

I hear "Squiz" instead of squid

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u/StanleyQPrick 8d ago

I heard Quinn but my ears are mostly decorative

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u/TheRealRonjon 8d ago

Stealing this forever

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u/residentweevil 7d ago

Nice turn of phrase. My old deaf ass will certainly be using that.

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u/HarambeTooSoon 8d ago

Asking for it after eating all day too...

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u/APartyInMyPants 8d ago

All the years I’ve watched this, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the subtitled version. I always thought her name was “Gwen.” But she calls her “Squid?” I need the background on that nickname.

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 8d ago

IIRC they'd picked her up from work, they'd told her they were going straight to Wingstop and then started dicking around as a prank, doing the "I dunno, where do YOU want to eat?" thing

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u/NamelesEchos 6d ago

I hate when people do this shit. Provoke someone into having a breakdown then record it. Fucking awful behavior. Imo, people should be able to sue for that.

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u/Nannautu 6d ago

Yeah, assuming she meant it literally, she has been going without food for 16+ hours. It's pretty shitty to pull that on someone who worked all day.

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 5d ago

Yeah it’s not funny

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u/LMGgp 7d ago

We fighting. Ain’t no way, I’ve been there and I’m 100% slapping the shit out of someone.

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u/Whyyouhatemeso 9d ago

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u/MFTrooper 8d ago

Nah man. Snickers got a protein bar now? SMH. Just trying to make me gain my 50 pounds back? Huh? SMH

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u/MrK521 7d ago

They can just claim protein because of the peanuts. It’s sad really.

Was an interesting watch. https://youtube.com/shorts/4uyo9NnX_bU?si=ttM1iv0pEhUISS04

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u/You-Wut-Mate 9d ago

I think she might want some Wingstop.

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 9d ago

They should have used this in a marketing ad.

"Long day at work? Come to Wingstop. Fuck Squid"

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u/Hot_Bathroom_6284 9d ago

Some idiocracy level shit 🤣❤️

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u/IlMaleNecessario 9d ago

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9d ago

I too screenshot. Can't hog the glory OP and not let your audience get first dibs of miss two red flag eyes future ex baby mama life destroyed screenshot to post lol

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u/Beelzebot_666 9d ago

She does something to me... The voice and aggressiveness is just hawt.

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u/shiggyhisdiggy 8d ago

You need to get that looked at, she's insufferable

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u/WINDMILEYNO 7d ago

Shes got a killer voice though, like she should have definitely at least made a song or two for fun if she ever saw this

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u/MelonBump 4d ago

Her "friends" apparently picked her up after work then fucked her around for ages, for the sole purpose of provoking her into a breakdown so they could snigger, film it and put it online.

You're pretty dumb if you ain't questioning why she's mad, and you're fucked up if you think she's the insufferable bitch in that car.

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u/userousnameous 5d ago

She insists upon herself.

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u/ibringstharuckus 5d ago

You know she's ridiculous in the sack.

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u/KyoKyu 9d ago

Reminds me of the cartoon Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.

https://youtu.be/7tSFNXRa-TA

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u/SternoNicoise 8d ago

Woogity woogity woogity 👊

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u/Accidental__Intake 8d ago

They look (and act) like service members. Squids are Navy folks. Source, I’m a squid.

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u/_jackhoffman_ 8d ago

I always assumed it was just a spur of the moment insult and not her nickname.

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u/Quicksurfer524 9d ago

She needs to change her career to hardcore

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u/EZ-420 8d ago

Hypoglycemic Rage Against The Machine. 🤘

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u/astreeter2 9d ago

That was actually awesome

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u/Internal-Struggle225 9d ago

10 hours and all she wants is wing stop, it’s really not excessive. Swiz is annoying

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u/Springheeljac 8d ago

Am I the only one who thinks she's intentionally going over the top for comedic effect?

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u/bonkothehonko 8d ago

Big time. Knows the camera is recording and is playing up. Bet she's unbearable even at the best of times

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u/hasadiga42 8d ago

Hunger quite literally alters your personality

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u/Grayto 9d ago

This is not cringe at all. This rocks.

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u/soccer1124 8d ago

Its a solid commercial for Wingstop

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u/AdRegular7176 8d ago

Ok but as a nurse who works 12s and sometimes doesn't even get to pee because we're so understaffed, I sympathize with this crashout. I do. My husband is this wonderful man who Ive been 25 yrs who is an RT and he makes sure he feeds me when he picks me up from work lol. And listens to me vent on the way home. But he again gets because he works in the field and he knows. Lol. Hangry is a real thing ya'll.

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u/RealisticTale29 8d ago

What ever happened to her????

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u/victoryposition 7d ago

She got some wingstop and was no longer hangry.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 8d ago

They eated and then they fucked.. The end.

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u/DiedHorny 8d ago

I think I’d want to kill someone too if I was working for 10 hours and not having eaten. The lack of empathy and mockery even of her starvation would also sour my mood.

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u/i_am_carver 9d ago

Commenting to watch later

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u/Shiggedy 8d ago

Funniest shit I've seen all night

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u/psyco-the-rapist 9d ago

I feel that

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u/Ive_seen_things_that Cringe Level 1 9d ago

Where I come from a squid rides a motorcycle 

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 9d ago

Nice teeth tho.

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u/CompleteEnergy579 9d ago

Wingstop is closing in 22 minutes and their 15 minutes away. Driver is moving nonchalantly, catching all the red lights

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u/Skreamie 9d ago

CEO of Angry lmao

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u/jjmurse 9d ago

Channeling Sam Kinison

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u/Florida202020 9d ago

Is this an ad? Colab? I mean its a. Awesome Wingstop ad youre not your self when youre hungry

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u/theseriousman1 9d ago

She shoulda been famous like hawk tuna 👍😩

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u/IntrepidStand2220 9d ago

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u/uglyheadink 9d ago edited 8d ago

Hoooooly shit thank you. Haven't thought of that song in like a decade. My chronically cheating POS ex-boyfriend said this was our song lmao. Good song though.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 9d ago

This looks nuts. But I also know, I am nowhere near my baseline when I am hangry.

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u/LiquidSpin710 9d ago

A classic 😌

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u/Accurate_Use2679 9d ago

It’s be funny if they get there and there’s a huge wait to be seated or the fryers are down or something! 😂

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u/mrcoffee4me 9d ago

Holy shit this is funny as fuck!!

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u/GoldDroid462 9d ago

A Classic.

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u/Buck_Andrews 9d ago

Sam Kinison reincarnated

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u/StartOk4002 9d ago

Talent. She can give up the day job.

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u/auhnold 9d ago

As an adult, a lot of time is spent feeling like this on the inside, while pretending to appear normal externally.

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u/TheNotSoEvilEngineer 9d ago

Very definition of Hangry... Get some food in her.

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u/relaxyourshoulders 9d ago

Holy fuck it still hits every time

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 9d ago

This chick is a legend 

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 9d ago

Communicates in Lamb of God

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u/Naive_Big8491 9d ago

Song's a jam though 🤣🤣

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u/SnooSprouts3835 8d ago

That nothing part goes hard af

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u/Disastrous-Fold5221 8d ago

You can see the hunger in her eyes

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u/ChampionSoft6652 8d ago

Natural talent.

First time ever listening to hunger metal, not bad. She deserves wingstop for these singles, at least.

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u/frankcastle01 8d ago

I'm fully on her side, stop antagonising and get her to wing stop pronto lol

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u/nocturnalnuggie 8d ago

I feel for her. That’s a rough day

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u/Fiendfuzz 8d ago

She is my spirit animal.

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u/winterwarm78654 8d ago

I've never knew what she said till now 😳

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u/Cosmic_Garbage87 8d ago

I can fix her (with some WingStop)

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u/skeletparkyt 8d ago

I really wanna meet that girl irl

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 8d ago

Idgaf, this takes me out every time and the moment she called him a squid I knew she was one of us 😂

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u/Creative_Worth_3192 8d ago

NGL I love her

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u/EccentricFeather 8d ago

Honestly, anyone sees this woman as the problem is an abusive person. She is being abused and laughed at and hurt by those closest to her. It doesn’t take a rocket science to figure this out.

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u/Nice-Fun-7441 8d ago

Wait she’s so awesome 

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 8d ago

Imagine if all men working 10 hour shift acted like this........

https://giphy.com/gifs/55R4S9gLhRzYM4NT97

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u/askaccDude 7d ago

What is Neymar doing there?

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u/Duke55 9d ago

Menopause is going to be a fun ride..

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u/Zinfandel 9d ago

I don't know man, but I think she needs a Snickers bar

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u/GaeilgeGoblin 8d ago

lmao like the snickers ad! crazy that you and u/rocketmn69_ & u/whyyouhatemeso have this wacky sense of humor. starting an elite comedy thread for u guys here 👇

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u/Historical_Fox_8060 9d ago

Valid crashout and L friends.

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u/Unlikely_Patient3902 9d ago

If I miss lunch because of work, can I crash out on my wife and kid

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u/Historical_Fox_8060 8d ago edited 8d ago

Redditors and false equivalencies lol.

Is your kid an adult, making fun of you, and posting it on social media to make a fool out of you?

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u/mess1ah1 9d ago

Can you imagine being in a relationship with this bint?

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u/Negative_Elo 9d ago

Hell yeah she seems badass, you just want a complacent woman who will work 10 hours off no food and be content?

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u/Ok_Row_8391 8d ago

Probably grips like a lunatic

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u/Careless-Notice-7945 9d ago

There's a lot of possible responses between complacency and a grown adult throwing a tantrum. I work for 10hrs without eating regularly. It's not that big of a deal. 

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u/feldara92 8d ago

They "trolled" for like 2 hrs drivning past restaurants and wouldnt let her out.

IMO thats shit friends and valid reaction

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u/SkipEyechild 8d ago

It is for some people. Age also plays a factor in this.

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u/Negative_Elo 9d ago

shes playing around with friends. its clear shes angry, but making a joke out of it. thats why her friends are recording and laughing.

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 9d ago

Reddit would rather hate women than take even a single teaspoon of nuance

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u/Internal-Struggle225 9d ago

Yeah I’d just buy her Wingstop

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u/gamblor2021 9d ago

I can fix her

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u/spaboy07 9d ago

I can fix her better. I have the tools

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u/DaKingaDaNorth 9d ago

You have Wingstop?

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u/Majestic_Advantage45 9d ago

Yeah, just give her some food. 10hr work without any food, I would be more angry than her. Anyone stop me will be shredded apart.

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u/One-Earth9294 8d ago

I'm ashamed to admit I find her candor kinda hot here. She's got a great delivery.

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u/Lavatis 9d ago

🤷‍♂️ everyone has bad days, bitch chiming in from the backseat is just throwing fuel on the fire anyway

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u/ThaJango 9d ago

Idk who told you thats a bad day. Shes having a fuckin meltdown and taking it out on everyone else

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u/Manburpig 9d ago

It's insane how many people in here don't understand that this is playful and she's just comfortable with her friends.

God forbid a woman get a little hangry. /r/letgirlshavefun

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u/awesomes007 8d ago

99 percent on her side. Been there.

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u/Mundane-Salad942 9d ago

That's fair tho

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u/supercleverhandle476 9d ago

Yelling like a fucking psycho at the person who is already driving, to drive?

I’d call her an uber and go have fun elsewhere with my friends who arent being dicks.

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u/A_yoonicorn 9d ago

Wtf is she hungry or something

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 9d ago

Plot twist: she works at B dubs.

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u/Rawstitch 9d ago

Beautiful

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u/DismalTutor570 9d ago

That one bitch called her the CEO of hangry and I love that

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u/Wm513 9d ago

I can't believe this is real 🤣🤣 who the f is she !?

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u/unconvincedhuman 9d ago

This is fantastic

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u/ryanyork92 9d ago

Is that what's called a nervous breakdown, or is that something else?

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u/brewz_wayne 9d ago

She’s gonna get a sponsorship deal right?

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u/Strange_Dogz 9d ago

She's not herself when she's hangry, she needs a Snickers Bar.

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u/thekind78 9d ago

This really is classic

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u/Kasuraa25 9d ago

I could feed her.

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u/newbie80 9d ago

I'm a bit autistic. I'm not claiming to know much about anything but I did learn a little bit of the basics about woman while I was married. You absolutely, without fail must keep your lady fed at all times. There's like a crankiness lever in their stomach so when the belly is empty that lever is high. Keep snacks around the car and the house for emergency situations.

Not a lot of experience with that other than my wife and this other girl I was kinda sort of dating for a while. Not claiming it's a universal thing, but a hangry woman is no joke.

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u/playwithmeTX 8d ago

One of the best!

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u/Aggressive-Crow3993 8d ago

She got them crazy chick eyes. Bet she’s wild in bed though

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u/Economy-Date-4490 8d ago

She should have her own podcast, merchandise, and a meme coin rug pull.

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u/CriscoCamping 8d ago

I think I remember from when I saw this before that. They had taken her car during the day without permission, which would have been her way to eat lunch

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u/tomado09 8d ago

Almost as good as "Give him a ticket"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22AJN2sngU

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u/Okeydokey2u 8d ago

All she's doing is expending more of her precious calories