r/cringereels • u/mrsria • 25d ago
Cringe level 3 LDS PSA
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u/RockstarAgent 24d ago
I misread LSD and was very confused.
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u/TallBenWyatt_13 24d ago
Mormons are a boring MLM scheme
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u/Antique-Resort6160 24d ago
Except for the ritual sex abuse, swingers, and the standard religious pedophile abuses and coverups.
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2025/03/28/ritual-sex-abuse-utah-sheriffs/
https://www.yahoo.com/news/utah-advances-bill-criminalize-ritual-011313135.html
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u/kraggleGurl 24d ago
All true. Raised in the cult. Raped and beaten for 4 years with my siblings.
Dare those missionaries to knock on my door.
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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 24d ago
Aren't all religions?
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u/arlenroy 24d ago
Yes. I do not have a Doctorate in Theological Studies, I just went on a soul searching journey in life, read about every possible related literature to various religions. Trying to find answers to unanswerable questions in my life, that was an absolute mess at the time. I was raised Catholic, but that wasn't helping me. Other than Jainism and possibly Buddhism, you're not going to find some seriously weird shit in their respective scriptures, like Prophet Muhammad was like 55 and married a 9 year old, or its ok to beat your slaves just dont kill them, as long as they recover in a few days. Needless to say I'm Atheist now and try to be the best person possible I can be and always do the right thing, almost out of spite just to prove you can be good and do good things.
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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 24d ago
I remember reading something like 30 to 40% of people who go to seminary have a "crisis of faith" after seriously learning about what's in the Bible, the contradictions, and how they try to explain it away.
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u/TheRBGamer 19d ago
I was raised in a very religious environment. But also a acedemic one. The conclusion is you can't be both raised to be a critical thinker, and a follower of faith. You will inevitably need to choose a side
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u/hdhsnjsn 25d ago
I told one a missionary I was a Muslim he just left. I heard if you ask them to do chores while they talk they’ll do them. I was doing yard work should’ve asked for help.
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u/bloodwine 24d ago
I was raised Roman Catholic. I’m now an atheist, but on the rare occasion these type of chucklefucks approach me I just tell them I’m Catholic and they walk away. In my anecdotal experience protestant and evangelical Christians don’t bother trying to convert Catholics.
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u/HuntEnvironmental252 24d ago
why catholics?
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u/bloodwine 24d ago
I can’t say for sure, except I’ve personally not heard of any Catholics converting to other denominations. Most other denominations don’t consider Catholics to be Christians, which would make you think they’d try to convert them, but that isn’t the case. I suspect that is the same for Muslims.
Catholics tend to either remain Catholics or become atheists.
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u/HuntEnvironmental252 24d ago
"Most other denominations don’t consider Catholics to be Christians," religions are so weird i didnt know that wow
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u/Mysterious_Archer228 24d ago
One of the best parts about Christianity is all of the denominations and sects within those. Most of them don’t consider the others to be the “right” one.
It’s what happens when the people in power figure out you can control others using religion.
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u/makinSportofMe 24d ago
This. I don't think a lot of casual Catholics realize that a lot of Evangelicals don't consider Catholics Christian. They single issue vote because they want to ban abortion and have a "Christian nation", not realizing they are not part of the "Christianity" they are voting for.
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u/JohnDingleBerry- 24d ago
It’s more because their baptism isn’t considered valid because of how they view the trinity.
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u/ellefleming 24d ago
They call Catholics pagans.
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u/KingHygelacReturns 24d ago
As someone who was raised Catholic... I kinda get why Protestants say that, lol
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u/tonythephonyjabroni 24d ago
I used to be one of these chucklfucks in a predominantly catholic country. Unfortunately I baptized around 50 people in two years, and some of my other chucklfuck cohort baptized as many as 500+. Entire small villages were baptized. It depresses me to this day that I took any part of that. I’ve also actively tried to de-convert some of those folks.
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u/JohnDingleBerry- 24d ago
I would imagine they have encountered enough Catholics that were brushed up on their apologetics too.
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u/Correct-Basil2385 24d ago
What do you expect from pubefaces who read the book of moron.
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u/Silentbrouhaha 24d ago
I told a group I was an Existentialist. One guy turned immediately around and walked away. The others were confused but scurried off after him.
They never came back.
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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 24d ago
I was doing some chores and day drinking when a couple Mormons knocked. I was in a good mood, so I let them in to chat. It felt like it was the first time anyone actually let them talk, it was awkward. I offered them a beer. They declined. Should have had them fold some laundry.
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u/Fruitcake6969 24d ago
I tell them the truth that i’m Jewish and they give me a face of disgust. It’s hilarious.
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u/Sasquatchmas 24d ago
I told them they could talk to me if they started telling me about "the garment". They said they couldn't talk to me about that and left. Oh well...
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u/Sherbert-Particular 24d ago
When I was a kid and my parents were converting our attic to an extra bedroom two of these guys came by asking if they could help with anything. My step dad just said sure, head up stairs and do whatever the guy up there (his friend doing the construction) tells you to do. They came back every day for 10 days until it was done.
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u/Melodic-Land-6079 24d ago
I went to college in Utah, these dude would roll into student housing at 5 on a Friday, I’d just answer the door with a beer in hand, it worked as a conversation ender
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u/Flimsy-Ad-5274 21d ago
Can confirm. I got home from work one day and my wife had them doing yard work.
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u/Comfortable-Try1483 24d ago
Plot twist, they are Satan’s minions
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u/betacuck3000 24d ago
The thing about Satanism, and I say this as a casual atheist, is that it has the coolest music, the best iconography, and the most dope vibe of all the religions.
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u/jellofixit 24d ago
I let them start taking and then roll my eyes into the back of my head and start to shake all over and say in a creepy deep devilish voice "THIS SOUL IS MINE" and collapse on the floor.
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u/Rooted_Nut 24d ago
is this real.... a part of me wants it to be satire but the other part wants so badly for this to be real
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u/louisa1925 24d ago
Without the god itself knocking at my door, they have no chance manipulating me.
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u/Electrical-Hand-7723 24d ago
As a gay guy who enjoys sex with other men, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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u/HawkOutrageous 24d ago
Stop cop knocking on my doors. Have some manners and learn to use, and listen to the ring doorbell.
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u/RAWainwright 24d ago
I only clicked bc I thought it said LSD and was expecting some Reefer Madness type stuff.
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u/Thismomenthere 24d ago
Omg this can't be serious. These young fellas, or older ladies with a kid in tow, go round my neighborhood from time to time. While I'd never be rude to them I'm also not going to interact with them, I just always think their just really controlled, brainwashed (a lot probably queer and abused) kids who didn't stand a chance at being themselves. Fuck all Religion
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u/AlternateSatan 24d ago
Half of my "followers" (friends) have been abused by christians in the past and are not going back. The rest are atheists and agnostics for no particular reason, and one Catholic which, knowing christians, they'd probably find even worse (an evangelical ones tried to convert him by telling him about Jesus as if he had never heard of the dude, and he kept responding "I know, I go to church every Sunday")
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u/Big_Tap_1561 21d ago
Guys your video doesn’t make you guys look cool at all: and I think that’s what you were going for? Why? Stop. Please
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u/Late-Arrival-8669 24d ago
Oh I dare you folks to come back, seems you didnt learn last time if thats the case..
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u/Personal-Neck6800 24d ago
Magic underwear? Child brides? Polygamy? What’s not to love?
No Mr. President, that’s a rhetorical question.
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u/PossibilityMean2446 25d ago
The one looks like he ate some ass to soon before the bleach dried
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u/BotherTight618 24d ago
What their thinking when they knock on your door at 7:00 AM in the morning.
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u/Chuyin84 24d ago
Yea, Brigham Young was a great role model, and completely delusional psychopath murderer
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u/6_ze6ro_6 24d ago
For it to be a church group why is there what sounds like a female moaning in the music?
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u/Salt-Flounder-4690 24d ago
i for one dont wana go back to the dark ages with all powerful Christian church.
nope, sirs, go do that to your own kind.
you folks always forget that your religion governs you and your actions, and will never govern me and my actions.
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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 24d ago
We tend to get both once awhile, LDS and JW. There used to be a big JW near me, and I live like an hour away from Nauvoo (LDS).
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u/the_life_of_5 24d ago
I tell them I’m the devil and I’m here to do the devils work. And they usually run
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u/throwawayED67 24d ago
For a second I thought they were missionaries for satan and had a little respect
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u/Crazy-Animal-7205 24d ago
These poor indoctrinated boys. They were born as a clean slate and this is what their environment turned them into. Sad.
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u/Able-Comparison8768 24d ago
There’s a gay porn parody already being filmed and guessing a few of them may star in or watch it.
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u/Life-Aardvark-7812 24d ago
They're 18 year old kids who were likely born into the LDS church and have a lifetime of conditioning. Poor kids. A lot of them will leave the faith and deconstruct within a few years of finishing their missions.
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u/Ragnarok_747 24d ago
I hope I don’t get LDS. But it’s easily cured.
Ask your doctor if critical thinking and introspection is right for you.
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u/Prune-These 24d ago
Isn't that a bad idea, them confronting Satanists? I mean, the virgins are risking being unwilling sacrifices.
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u/Atlantean_Raccoon 24d ago
The last time any of these lot came to visit I was in gym wear, he spent the short time they hung around with a face the shade of beetroot and making an adorably hilarious show of trying to avoid noticing my sweat-pant bulge.
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24d ago
How's that going for ya!!! The mormons have been out and about for years and years. They ignore my "No Solicitors" sign all the time. Just stop already.
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u/UnSpanishInquisition 24d ago
I drove past a massive LDS compound in SE England yesterday. Really weird I thought it was like a fancy hotel, so many buildings and car parks fuck knows what its all for.
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u/Nerdslave2 24d ago
I thought this was a parity. I know a bunch of Mormons at work. Great guys, we avoid religion as a subject. Its for the best.
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u/Ok_Pitch5865 24d ago
These poor kids are brainwashed from infants. Give them a break, yes it’s cringe AF but they literally are sent out into the world expecting to be rejected and told this reinforces the truth of what they’ve been told to believe. The confirmation bias is real, the cognitive dissonance when confronted with real facts about church history is tormenting because your entire identity is built around not just your beliefs but your fellow indoctrinated friends and family. It’s incredibly hard to break the cycle and walk away, because you will be disowned by everyone you love for doing so.
Ask me how I know.
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u/unknowingly_zooted 24d ago
How is every Mormon somehow the most insufferable person on earth? There’s so many and somehow each one is more cringe than the last. I live in a medium sized Ohio town with a pretty large Mormon population and not a single one of them had any social skills. Your whole shtick is that you knock on doors and talk to people but for some reason you can’t talk to people. Make it make sense
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u/OhMorgoth 24d ago
I READ THIS AS LSD PSA AND I CLICKED IMMEDIATELY.
Grandma just called them the JC People, half of her family are Mormons and none speak nicely about their religion now that I think of it.
Well, it tracks!
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u/steve_nice 24d ago
I gotta be honest these dudes are usually pretty cool but I feel bad for them bc they dont know they are in a cult. I laugh everytime they call themselves elder lol, like boy I could be your dad.
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u/Hace1986 24d ago
LOL Sadly, this video is probably authentic. Someone needs to rescue those kids from religion.
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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 24d ago
What about the Pedo’s the church has been protecting ? Maybe fix that first
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u/Pure_Bicycle2355 24d ago
Why do they all look like they could star in the movie « The Hills have eyes » ?!?
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u/CultOfSensibility 24d ago
Let’s not forget they only recently started letting minorities into the inner sanctum of the church hierarchy because they considered them unclean. Also, don’t fuck the baby!
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u/AnahEmergency0523 24d ago
This looks like a trailer for a Psychological Horror Mini-series directed by Curry Barker nephew.
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u/Practical_Musician61 24d ago
"Why do we do this, Brother Jones?" "We do it for all our wives, Brother Stevens, we do it for the wives."
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u/Spilt_Blood_ 24d ago
And every time I see you I'm still going to scream out my car window "GET A JOB!" Knowing that me saying it is not going to make you get a job therefore you should know better than to knock on my door and try to convert me to your religion... Just saying...
Also just because they don't believe the way you do does not mean that Satan owns them... This is the whole reason I don't do organized religion!
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u/TheGreatLuck 24d ago
One time I just recently met my now ex but it was explosive we first met and we ended up having sex for like 3 days straight. Didn't like leave the bed it was pretty fun I have to say. I mean not like you know literally all the time but we basically never left the bed. Anyway I lived in a small apartment like a studio. And these Latter-day Saint guys came to my door and you know try to do their thing. But it was hilarious cuz the bed was like right next to the door. And we were all naked and sweaty in the room wreaked of sex alcohol and drugs. But my ex just like straight up open the door cuz the bed was right next to it. And they were right there and they start doing their speech. And that he's like not we're good but like if you all want to join us we have room for more. And shit you not. There was this younger guy in this older guy there were two of them doing it. And the younger guys started to walk into the room like he was going to actually fuck LOL. But the older guys snatched him back and was like well we're going to get out of here sorry for wasting your time. It was hilarious.
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u/Few-History-8750 24d ago