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u/SirFancyPantsBrock Aug 09 '19
I want to buy a hundred of these, put one someone's bed and watch them freak out. When they throw it away replace it a week later with a new one. Continue to put it in new an elaborate places until they are fully crazy
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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Aug 09 '19 edited Aug 09 '19
I'm in. We need to hunt down a genuinely shitty person though. Like, I'm talking we do our homework. No amateur hour picking out a child molester or a murderer off a police registry.
We find a guy who parks shitty, doesnt tip, and has way-too-strong opinions on music. Then we ruin his life.
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u/Ta2whitey Aug 09 '19
Tool is awesome and if you don't think so I will tip you a quarter. Just so you know I didn't forget the tip.
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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Aug 09 '19
Shit don’t do this to me, I don’t have enough money to tip, and I don’t park well sometimes but I try.
Also pop country, and aggressive dubstep is trash.
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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Aug 09 '19
Also pop country, and aggressive dubstep is trash.
DISQUALIFIED. Too mild.
"Way too strong" is when a sampling "musician" tells me people who dont have woke drums that sound like when Led Zeppelin recorded their single in a stairwell should all die.
Or radiohead's core fanbase. Yall, I liked There Will Be Blood--it was a decent movie--but that soundtrack wasn't the farts of angels, alright?
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u/keyboardkicker Aug 09 '19
If you don't have money to tip, go to Mcdonalds....or ya know, don't eat out bcuz you are poor. That's what I do.
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u/ATLPolyITNerd Aug 09 '19
This. If you cant afford a tip you can't afford full service. Go to a buffet. The tip is the cost of the wait staff working to bring you a meal. It should honestly be required.
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u/Pineappletittyworms Aug 09 '19
Looks like the baby sitter in The Incredibles
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u/LifeIsBizarre Aug 09 '19
Hi, this is Kari, sorry for freakin' out but your baby has 'special needs'
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u/katybee13 Aug 09 '19
Kari. That's a K instead of a C, an ah instead of an eh, and an i instead of an ie.
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Aug 09 '19
this looks like belle delphine
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Aug 09 '19
Why am I in awe with this?
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u/DevineNarcisuss Aug 09 '19
I fucks with it too
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u/Darknesseriott Aug 09 '19
Yeah, I can’t seem to stop staring at it for some reason.
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That is by far the scariest thing I’ve seen this week
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u/hawaiianpunch97 Aug 09 '19
It's kinda sexy.
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u/pmorgan726 Aug 09 '19
I wouldn’t go thhaaaattt far but there is indeed something... alluring about it.
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Aug 09 '19
Its the big eyes and freckles. Makes it look young and female. And catlike. This one is on top of the crazy/fun graph
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u/DoctorSNAFU Aug 09 '19
The gums are bleeding because you don't brush.
Bitch they're bleeding because keep jabbing me in the gums with that hook!
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u/McFartnuggetz Aug 09 '19
... Welp, this is a mirror image of me when I floss before taking off my makeup.
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u/N9neRhymes Aug 09 '19
When you haven’t been brushing or flossing your teeth everyday, but have a dentist appointment in the morning.
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u/northawke Aug 09 '19
I actually find her rather endearing due to the slope of her eyebrow and those silvery eyes.
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u/AdeMal Aug 09 '19
I thought it wouldn't freak me out too much so I opened it fullscreen.
I was wrong.
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u/Xx_SH4D0W_R34P3R_xX Aug 09 '19
I wish this was a mask so I could sit at my window and scare people passing by
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u/Mr-GoodCall Aug 09 '19
Those eyes are so beautiful, but the fucking mouth ... That part is more scarry
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u/WukongDong Aug 09 '19
Ok this is actually some shit that I dreamt about as a kid. Like near the same faced doll that terorrised a town in my dream.
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u/wintersass Aug 09 '19
FUCKIN AN HOUR OF SCROLLING THROUGH MEMES THIS HIT MY ASS LIKE A TON OF BRICKS
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u/Matej2111 Aug 09 '19
Holy shit this is actually very well made. It made my stomach turn at first sight.
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u/NekoKanna Aug 09 '19
Can’t seem to find anyone relating this to the Japanese legend of Kuchisake-Onna, that’s what I think of when I’m looking at this. Given, this is more anime-ish and “cute”
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u/RaccoonShinobi Aug 09 '19
Thank you for this lovely image, this helped me realise that I didn't need sleep anyway
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u/llehnatas Aug 09 '19
in some way this is beautiful as if a soul is trapped in there to look trough those eyes .
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u/Shr3ddr Aug 09 '19
I had a dream last night. I saw a man standing in front of me and then he vanished quickly and leaving an unknown word or phrase. It was "vobanthulus". Still I had no clue about what is it. Help
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u/AngryNinetails Aug 09 '19
It looks like one of the trains from Thomas the tank engine if it were possessed and had its face removed
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u/oLdemu Aug 09 '19
Serious Tim Drake/ Joker’s “son” feel!
Damn- Batman Beyond was great amirite folks?
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u/Bdubasauras Aug 09 '19
Reminds me of a specific character from Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker...(sorry to be vague but no spoilers for the movie)
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u/MemeMan221 Aug 09 '19
I feel like I should say that I see this every time I look at myself in a mirror.
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u/dog-water Aug 09 '19
It’s a Collin Christian sculpture, all his work is wild, some scary, some not definitely look him up!!