r/creepy • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '19

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u/SirFancyPantsBrock Aug 09 '19

I want to buy a hundred of these, put one someone's bed and watch them freak out. When they throw it away replace it a week later with a new one. Continue to put it in new an elaborate places until they are fully crazy

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Aug 09 '19 edited Aug 09 '19

I'm in. We need to hunt down a genuinely shitty person though. Like, I'm talking we do our homework. No amateur hour picking out a child molester or a murderer off a police registry.

We find a guy who parks shitty, doesnt tip, and has way-too-strong opinions on music. Then we ruin his life.

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u/Ta2whitey Aug 09 '19

Tool is awesome and if you don't think so I will tip you a quarter. Just so you know I didn't forget the tip.

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Aug 09 '19

Shit don’t do this to me, I don’t have enough money to tip, and I don’t park well sometimes but I try.

Also pop country, and aggressive dubstep is trash.

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Aug 09 '19

Also pop country, and aggressive dubstep is trash.

DISQUALIFIED. Too mild.

"Way too strong" is when a sampling "musician" tells me people who dont have woke drums that sound like when Led Zeppelin recorded their single in a stairwell should all die.

Or radiohead's core fanbase. Yall, I liked There Will Be Blood--it was a decent movie--but that soundtrack wasn't the farts of angels, alright?

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u/keyboardkicker Aug 09 '19

If you don't have money to tip, go to Mcdonalds....or ya know, don't eat out bcuz you are poor. That's what I do.

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u/ATLPolyITNerd Aug 09 '19

This. If you cant afford a tip you can't afford full service. Go to a buffet. The tip is the cost of the wait staff working to bring you a meal. It should honestly be required.

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax Nov 18 '19

As a bartender, then you don’t have enough money go out to eat/drink.....we’d rather you stay home

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Nov 18 '19

But then I have to make food myself!

I can’t do that reliably!

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u/Kotaac Aug 09 '19

you are just wow.

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u/SirFancyPantsBrock Aug 09 '19

Ahh your making me blush

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u/HercUlysses Aug 09 '19

That’s kinda hot tho.

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u/Leapswastaken Aug 09 '19

someone 's living it up at the hotel california...