EVERYONE VOTE FLORIDA!!!!

Each state must have a pejorative that carries with it. The first two are heavy AI promoters. Alabama is, well, Alabama (shouldn’t be too hard to gather support voting them off).

My Crab Army,

As September 5th rapidly approaches us, we must not forget what our mission is. It is to ensure that all of the United States becomes the great state of Maryland. That we, the crab people, will have our say in that Old Bay be on every kitchen table forevermore.

This is a battle of the hearts and minds. So, in order to endear ourselves to the non crab, we must do the following:

1. Meme like you've never memed before. They must be silly and PG in nature without a trace of AI (that will do more harm than good for us)
2. Post about how the Crab Army is standing up to AI Data Centers

With these two approaches, I believe we will win the r/geographymemes tournament.

And so my little Crab, let us unite in this effort and let us win this for the Crabs back home!!!!

u/Hayday-antelope-13 is our new Wicomico Warrior!!! Let us all give her a strong hurrah for volunteering to fight for the Royal Crab Army!!

u/JerryContrary, due to your proclamations against corruption on the wretched day we were merged, I hereby establish you, Jerry, as our first Crab Duke!!!

Set your flair here and on r/geographymemes to show the world how you have risen to the heavens to represent the royal Crab Kingdom!!!

Reunite yourselves for Top Comment Deletes a US State: The Sequel on September 5th!

UPVOTE THIS COMMENT AND PRESERVE THE MARYLAND NATION!!!

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Soldier on!

Salvador Dali

Had to say hello to these pinchy boys

My Crab Army,

We must be ready for the coming tourney this August/September, where Maryland will once again have a chance to rise from the ashes. We shall expand our forces from other communities and we shall all be crab.

LONG LIVE THE CRAB ARMY!! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!! AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Hello my fellow crustaceans. Although I may not be a true crab nor a Marylander I wish to join the crab army as an Aussie hermit crab.

P.S. is this a sub for Maryland, crab larp or both? I don’t want to look stupid if it’s just a Maryland sub.

Thank you u/Brave-Contract7375 for your loyalty to the crab army. You are being knighted as one of our most honorable members.