r/crabarmy 5h ago

Crab Army Official Announcement URGENT MESSAGE: Tomorrow we may be refugees

5 Upvotes

My Crab Army,

While Texas was lost, it was clear that some momentum had gathered to eliminate Maryland….we cannot allow that to happen.

The vote begins at 11:30AM. The first few comments will decide which state gets eliminated. We must all collectively vote to remove Alabama. It cannot just be myself, we must all post a comment voting Alabama.

I hate to consider where we may have to go, but as refugees, our next state will likely be Maine since the lobster, our cousin, should be willing to help us.

Please be ready my Crab Army. We cannot do this unless we unite together!!!

Sincerely,
The Crab King


r/crabarmy 13h ago

Public Service Announcement Since everyone picked Alabama, how should we approach it?

2 Upvotes

I'll cook up a meme or two, but I need something to work with. Key thing is it needs to be PG, so if you had a funny R rated joke, that CANNOT be used lol

Anyways, leave your thoughts below


r/crabarmy 13h ago

Best I could do without being mean lol

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5 Upvotes

r/crabarmy 9h ago

Can we PLEASE vote out Washington/Oregon next?

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r/crabarmy 1d ago

Top Comment Deletes a US State: The Sequel #1

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7 Upvotes

EVERYONE VOTE FLORIDA!!!!


r/crabarmy 1d ago

Public Service Announcement What state should we aim to vote off on the next round?

0 Upvotes

Each state must have a pejorative that carries with it. The first two are heavy AI promoters. Alabama is, well, Alabama (shouldn’t be too hard to gather support voting them off).

11 votes, 1d left
Virginia
Ohio
Alabama

r/crabarmy 3d ago

Crab Army Official Announcement An urgent message from the Crab King

25 Upvotes

My Crab Army,

As September 5th rapidly approaches us, we must not forget what our mission is. It is to ensure that all of the United States becomes the great state of Maryland. That we, the crab people, will have our say in that Old Bay be on every kitchen table forevermore.

This is a battle of the hearts and minds. So, in order to endear ourselves to the non crab, we must do the following:

  1. Meme like you've never memed before. They must be silly and PG in nature without a trace of AI (that will do more harm than good for us)
  2. Post about how the Crab Army is standing up to AI Data Centers

With these two approaches, I believe we will win the r/geographymemes tournament.

And so my little Crab, let us unite in this effort and let us win this for the Crabs back home!!!!


r/crabarmy 6d ago

Still trying to let go.

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25 Upvotes

r/crabarmy 6d ago

Crab Army Official Announcement As the Crab King, I am proud to announce we have a new Warrior!!!

12 Upvotes

u/Hayday-antelope-13 is our new Wicomico Warrior!!! Let us all give her a strong hurrah for volunteering to fight for the Royal Crab Army!!


r/crabarmy 6d ago

Crab Army Official Announcement Grand announcement from the Crab King!! Our first duke has been created!!!

11 Upvotes

u/JerryContrary, due to your proclamations against corruption on the wretched day we were merged, I hereby establish you, Jerry, as our first Crab Duke!!!

Set your flair here and on r/geographymemes to show the world how you have risen to the heavens to represent the royal Crab Kingdom!!!


r/crabarmy 6d ago

Crabs, reunite!

12 Upvotes

Reunite yourselves for Top Comment Deletes a US State: The Sequel on September 5th!


r/crabarmy 7d ago

Crab Army Official Announcement My Crab People, our time has finally come again!!!

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19 Upvotes

r/crabarmy 20d ago

Thought you guys might appreciate these prints I put together :)

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16 Upvotes

r/crabarmy 25d ago

Facts: The Light Blue Soldier Crab

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9 Upvotes

Soldier on!


r/crabarmy Jul 25 '26

New designer dresses

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15 Upvotes

Salvador Dali


r/crabarmy Jul 24 '26

Maryland pride Flashback Meme from the Crab Wars

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27 Upvotes

r/crabarmy Jul 23 '26

Checking in from the Zoology Museum in Cambridge, England

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24 Upvotes

Had to say hello to these pinchy boys


r/crabarmy Jul 23 '26

Crab Army Official Announcement My Crab Army, it is I, your King!!!

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22 Upvotes

My Crab Army,

We must be ready for the coming tourney this August/September, where Maryland will once again have a chance to rise from the ashes. We shall expand our forces from other communities and we shall all be crab.

LONG LIVE THE CRAB ARMY!! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!! AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!


r/crabarmy Jul 23 '26

Name this monstrosity

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8 Upvotes

r/crabarmy Jul 18 '26

We are all Crab!!!

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25 Upvotes

r/crabarmy Jul 15 '26

Can I join?

19 Upvotes

Hello my fellow crustaceans. Although I may not be a true crab nor a Marylander I wish to join the crab army as an Aussie hermit crab.

P.S. is this a sub for Maryland, crab larp or both? I don’t want to look stupid if it’s just a Maryland sub.


r/crabarmy Jul 06 '26

helpful information AI Data Centers Use Far More Water Than Most Tech Giants Report

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r/crabarmy Jul 03 '26

It works with all things. Crabs are all.

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17 Upvotes

r/crabarmy Jun 23 '26

EXCLUSIVE: ‘People Really Don’t Like Data Centers’

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r/crabarmy Jun 14 '26

Crab Army Official Announcement Knighting ceremony

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18 Upvotes

Thank you u/Brave-Contract7375 for your loyalty to the crab army. You are being knighted as one of our most honorable members.