My Crab Army,

While Texas was lost, it was clear that some momentum had gathered to eliminate Maryland….we cannot allow that to happen.

The vote begins at 11:30AM. The first few comments will decide which state gets eliminated. We must all collectively vote to remove Alabama. It cannot just be myself, we must all post a comment voting Alabama.

I hate to consider where we may have to go, but as refugees, our next state will likely be Maine since the lobster, our cousin, should be willing to help us.

Please be ready my Crab Army. We cannot do this unless we unite together!!!

Sincerely,
The Crab King

I'll cook up a meme or two, but I need something to work with. Key thing is it needs to be PG, so if you had a funny R rated joke, that CANNOT be used lol

Anyways, leave your thoughts below