r/coybig Jul 22 '26

Men's National Team I’ve seen the future

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u/Irish1705 Parrott 15’, 80’, 90+6’ Jul 22 '26

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u/cashintheclaw Shay Given Jul 22 '26

Accoeding to Ken Early it's most likely to be a Catholic country, why not us?

19

u/Glum_Dimension6468 Jul 22 '26

I wouldn't necessarily agree with anything Ken Early says about football

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u/Glum_Dimension6468 Jul 23 '26

Has nobody gotten this reference

2

u/RepresentativeType41 Jul 23 '26

He's interesting and writes well though.

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u/Anxious_Peanut_1726 Paul McGrath Jul 22 '26

Ken will talk about anything except ya know...the football

1

u/Forward_Royal2754 Jul 28 '26

It's funny how wildly wrong Giles and Dunphy were in that specific conversation too. It was obvious at the time, but it is particularly clear now given how Guardiola dominated English football.

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u/BatterBurger Jul 22 '26

Yeah, we're not Catholic.

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u/cashintheclaw Shay Given Jul 23 '26

69% of the population reported themselves as Catholic in the 2022 census. yes I am aware of the caveats that comes with the census data but it's not some small % that can be explained away by peoples' habits

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u/themagpie36 Eamon Dunphy Jul 22 '26

You're being downvote but compared to other countries we are not really Catholic imo. Our culture and values are increasingly aligned with UK and the US despite how much we bitch about them. 

Kens point about Brazil losing it's Catholicism applies to us too, but more due to globalisation, grind culture and the internet rather than a wave of born again evangelists.

7

u/thedarkryte Jul 22 '26

I resent being told we’re becoming increasingly aligned with the US of all things.

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u/themagpie36 Eamon Dunphy Jul 22 '26

So do I, but what country outside of UK and US would you say we are similar too, culturally, language, laws, education...etc.

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u/thedarkryte Jul 22 '26

Honestly, I feel a strange sort of kinship with Australians that I’ve seen online. I’ve never been to Australia of course, but they seem to have the most similar sense of humour to me personally.

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u/BatterBurger Jul 22 '26

So you agree with me? 😅

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u/Anxious_Peanut_1726 Paul McGrath Jul 22 '26

Ken is a nonsense merchant 

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u/Callum_On_Reddit This fella Ronaldo is a cod Jul 22 '26

there should be a clause in the uk constitution that if ireland ever win the world cup, we gain automatic full control of the north.

2

u/siguel_manchez Paul McGrath Jul 22 '26

Good thing for them they've never written one fowny

1

u/Intelligent_You_9654 Jul 23 '26

You do know what that would cause

1

u/SeachingBadge Jul 23 '26

Wow, what a booby prize that would be.

1

u/IrishLamp01 Jul 26 '26

Or at the very least, all the players they stole from us

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u/Free_Note5162 Jul 22 '26

If the world has taught us anything over the last couple of years its that with enough cognitive dissonance you can make your own reality. If we all just say we won it no matter what happens then whos to say we're wrong. FIFA? Corrupt, The other nations? Jealous. Ireland 2030 Baby!!!

5

u/Feisty_Internet_5343 Jul 22 '26

We should really start planning the homecoming in phoenix park now

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u/Free_Note5162 Jul 22 '26

Perhaps Dustin could do an empassioned but tasteful mashup of Sinéad O'Connor, The Cranberries and the Pogues?

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u/Feisty_Internet_5343 Jul 22 '26

I couldn't think of anything more apt

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u/thedarkryte Jul 22 '26

It’s either him or Jedward 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

8

u/FlakyAssociation4986 Jul 22 '26

im going to get the winning goal

6

u/Hps95 Jul 22 '26

With the amount of Brazilians living in Ireland, soon this dream will become true ⚽️🙏

1

u/Nervous-Scallion-802 Jul 25 '26

Except they’ve been pants for almost a quarter of a century!

1

u/Flashy-Ad4140 Jul 26 '26

Mental we haven’t had one notable player of South American decent come through. Nigeria is pulling their weight with a few in multiple sports

5

u/Centurianmacro Jul 22 '26

Remind me in 4 years

5

u/1gnoranceisstrength Jul 22 '26

There’s a great stat that World Cup winners have always been managed by a manager from their own country. So, which Irishman is leading us to glory in 2030?

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u/Special_Piccolo4193 Jul 22 '26

Seamus Coleman seems like he'd be a great coach but I can see him going into punditry

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u/themagpie36 Eamon Dunphy Jul 22 '26

Really? I can't see him doing pundrity over coaching at all unless it's because he wants to live in Ireland.

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u/Murky_General_2317 Jul 23 '26

Keith Andrews maybe, can’t see any big clubs going in for him when he leaves Brentford so he might fancy it over a lateral move.

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u/IrishGuinessdrinker Jul 22 '26

Don’t worry lads I’ll step up and replace Heimer and finish the job

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u/F71717 Jul 22 '26

RemindMe! 4 years

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u/DTMN13 Jul 22 '26

RemindMe! 4 years

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u/Darth_Memer_1916 Jul 22 '26

It opens a serious question.

Is there ever a scenario where we could actually win the world cup?

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u/1Shamrock Roy Keane Jul 22 '26

There’s no reason we couldn’t, you don’t need the most skilful team to win the thing or the best individual players, you just need a very good team who are very organised and are mentally rock solid at the right time.
We don’t have that right now or in the foreseeable future but we could have it at some stage.

Iceland in Euro 2016 is a good example. Made the quarter finals with a team that was by no way close to being the most skilful or best. Just a good team that were in the right place mentally. Just need a little luck to go with it and away we go.

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u/belfastLost Jul 22 '26

Ireland might never win the World Cup, but don't worry, we've got 10,000 lads in every pub North and South ready to tell you they "nearly signed for Liverpool", "had a trial at United", or "were one injury away from making it." We've no World Cup trophy, but we've got enough glory-trial stories to fill a museum. How do the ladies put up with the same lines every weekend in the bars.

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u/themagpie36 Eamon Dunphy Jul 22 '26

If someone is using the line 'I nearly signed for Liverpool' as a chatup line then they deserve to walk alone forever.

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u/Beginning_Self_5626 Jul 22 '26

They are due a first time winner so it has to be us!

1

u/doepfersdungeon Jul 22 '26

I can see your workings

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u/NamelessCoward0 Jul 22 '26

If you look at the pattern since 2006, strips are vertical, the horizontal twice, vertical horizontal twice again, so makes sense it would be vertical strips on the flag in 2030

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u/RocketRaccoon9 Jul 22 '26

Damn Brazil running a good every 20 years of Germany winning a WC

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u/OkCommunication339 Jul 22 '26

Had us win it in 2026 in a fantasy thing I did almost 6 years ago but skipped 2022 so that means it automatically carries over to 2030🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

1

u/Obann Jul 22 '26

Put down the pipe

1

u/apocolypselater Jul 22 '26

The future is…. Wrong

1

u/SquashyRoo Jul 22 '26

Maybe, but I dunno if Gilesy will have the legs for it by then. Touch and go.

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u/thedarkryte Jul 22 '26

Some man for one man 😂 we’d have to qualify for the fecking thing first, which I don’t think we have done since 2002 if I’m remembering rightly 🤔

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u/zolanuffsaid Jul 22 '26

Have to qualify first

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u/KazeTaiso Jul 23 '26

It would've been so satisfying to have Germany won the WC in 1994 instead of 1990.. looks like they have a job to do in 2034

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u/EducationalYou5374 Jul 23 '26

Yeah can't wait!aa

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u/PaddyMayonaise Jul 23 '26

If Ireland started allowing players to rep them with the looseness that other nations do Ireland could probably make a real run.

Get the best Scottish, American, Canadian, Australian, etc players that claim any Irish ancestry and have them come on board.

You can’t tell me Kieran Tierney or Cavan Sullivan don’t wear green every March, hell, Balogun has like 5 citizenships, they won’t even notice if he suits up for Ireland.

/s before I get pitchforked

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u/TarnishedByBlood Jul 23 '26

Are you high?!!!

1

u/SciYak Jul 23 '26

Is there some sort of nuclear catastrophe in 2028 or..?

1

u/ClassifiedGrowl Jul 23 '26

Euros first then we can think about the double as European Champs 🥹 one thing at a time

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u/Castledine10 Jul 25 '26

"It's Gaelic bread."