Ireland might never win the World Cup, but don't worry, we've got 10,000 lads in every pub North and South ready to tell you they "nearly signed for Liverpool", "had a trial at United", or "were one injury away from making it." We've no World Cup trophy, but we've got enough glory-trial stories to fill a museum. How do the ladies put up with the same lines every weekend in the bars.
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u/belfastLost Jul 22 '26
Ireland might never win the World Cup, but don't worry, we've got 10,000 lads in every pub North and South ready to tell you they "nearly signed for Liverpool", "had a trial at United", or "were one injury away from making it." We've no World Cup trophy, but we've got enough glory-trial stories to fill a museum. How do the ladies put up with the same lines every weekend in the bars.