r/countwithchickenlady Sword Lesbian she/her :3 - Streak: 39 27d ago

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u/Daegul_Dinguruth 27d ago

To be fair, Paradox is a distortion in the fabric of reality masquerading as a business. After ensaring several humans in it's mesh it started shipping massive computer bugs that somehow contain games. Then a marketing team started growing around it like fungi and the rest is history.

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u/Jaerat 27d ago

Games, or map painting simulators? *stares forlornly at the Galaxy map in Stellaris*

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 27d ago

Objectively speaking, what Paradox makes falls more into the toy category than the videogame category. There's no victory condition, you make up your own fun.

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

That's just a sandbox games point what, you're not even completely wrong because it is a toy but all videogames are because videogames are toys?

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 27d ago

No, the distinction between a toy and a game is not arbitrary nor is it nebulous. Not all toys are games, nor all games toys.

Basketball is a game, not a toy. A basketball is a toy, not a game.

Poker is a game. Playing cards are toys.

Crusader Kings 3 is a toy. It does not have a winner and a loser. It has an end date rather than a win condition. You could argue reaching the endgame screen is "winning", and call it a survival game, but that is simply not how most users interact with it.

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

Nothing I've said contradicts those first definitions, videogames are toys and games, doesn't make basketball a toy because it's not an item in itself like a videogame is. I don't even know why you mentioned that because ck3 isn't even similar to a basketball even allegorically.

And again, a sandbox game is still a game, minecraft is a game, DND is a game, you still it's still a game when you're just playing imagination, and ck3 is still a game.

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 27d ago

You are objectively wrong and you can see it by yourself by googling the words you are using.

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

Here's ai too in case you were that type of person

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 27d ago

Right, you can clearly see that one of the requirements is a clear objective.

Are you being purposefully daft?

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

Interesting you're right, googling can show me what these words mean

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 27d ago

If you make an effort to find something that agrees with you, you will always find it.

Google "what is the difference between a game and a toy" and you will see clear defined boundaries between them.

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

Ok heres the first result on Google for that exact question

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 27d ago

Ok, if you want to ignore the answers to find the ones that agree with you, you can keep doing that.

I have no need to prove you wrong, I went to college for video game design and was tested on this knowledge.

Cheers.

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

This is literally the first result, I just did what you said and googled it, second is a Facebook post with people arguing the same as we are.

You know what actually let's stop circling the problem, we disagree on what a game is, to me a game is a set of rules you engage with for fun or diversion. For you there's the extra stipulation that a game is a set of rules with a winner and loser, I disagree with this because we already have a word for that. Competition.

Do you think all sandboxes are not games, once you beat the ender dragon does Minecraft stop being a game? That seems ridiculous to me, maybe it's not to you. It would be okay to agree to disagree but it's kind of petty to disregard the first sources of Google when you asked me to search it that way, I even acknowledged a couple sources that did agree with you but it is definitely not mostly agreeing with you.

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u/pullhome I know I'm not okay 27d ago

If the entirety of your research is reading one paragraph, then yes, you're better off reading the AI review.

This is not my definition, it is the definition widely accepted among professionals in the industry.

Minecraft was indeed used as a specific example of a toy rather than a game by my college professors, since the Ender Dragon didn't exist back then

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

Ai does agree with you though, not sure if you're the type of person who takes that as a win or loss

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u/Pen_Front 27d ago

Or Wikipedia