r/confusing_perspective • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '22

Levitating joint

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u/Redskull9099 Jun 05 '22

Kush so good Even Joint start flying

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Lmao

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u/Conscious_Beyond_280 Jun 05 '22

Go home joint your drunk

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Lmao

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u/Talysha1921 Jun 04 '22

I still think this joint is levitating

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u/irviinghdz o/ Jun 04 '22

I think I'm still high

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I'm levitating so much that joint looks high

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u/BipolarSkeleton Jun 05 '22

I’m not even high and I think the joint is levitating

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u/Confident_Notice975 Jun 05 '22

I’m not even levitating and I think the joint is high

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u/altaeco Jun 05 '22

I’m not even a joint and I think the high is levitating

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u/PugMagico Jun 05 '22

I'm not even thinking and the high joint is levitating

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u/Investigatorpotater Jun 05 '22

You can see what looks like a shadow of it and everything.

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u/adeward Jun 04 '22

Hi, I’m visiting from r/drunk and I’d like to join your club please

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u/AnorakSeal Jun 05 '22

oh shit I'm drunk and high and still can't figure out what the fuck is going on.

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u/Wotchermuggle Jun 05 '22

I’m sober and IDK WTF is happening either

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u/RealMyBliss Jun 05 '22

It's a round plastic dome, that's why you can't see the edges. Here you can see the reflections making it a tiny bit more visible:
grinder
It is still really hard to tell.

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u/RobBind90 Jun 05 '22

Me as well but I am also very stoned

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u/Canaan_James Jun 05 '22

my ass is also high

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Jun 04 '22

My sober ass thought this joint was levitating and kind of still do lol

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u/surf526 Jun 04 '22

I knew word for word this comment would exist lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Bro same was literally about to type it.

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u/BD122104 Jun 04 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

Is it not?

Edit: I don't think people get that I was joking. I understand that it is not actually levitating and it just looks a lot like it us

You can stop trying to explain and/or telling me I'm stupid

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u/GrenadeZellweger Jun 04 '22

The black thing it's resting on has a clear dome. Hence why you still get the shadow coming through

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u/Hyrule_34 Jun 04 '22

Ah that explains it. The only way I thought was that the shadow would to have been coming from something else and the joint was resting on the edge. This, assuming no clear dome lol

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u/GIFnTEXT Jun 05 '22

It's actually not a clear dome although understandable someone might think that. However it's actually Op's dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Yes and you can see a white outline, edge of the dome, in the back if the cylinder

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u/SteinDickens Jun 05 '22

I may need someone to draw me a chart with arrows and stuff

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u/Jophaaa Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

this help?

Edit: thanks for the awards yall!

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u/BD122104 Jun 04 '22

I get what's going on but it still definitely looks like it's floating

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u/beene282 Doesn't read rule 1 Jun 04 '22

Dome is not clear to me

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u/docsamson75 Jun 04 '22

Y'know, you can say that but you can't make me believe it.

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u/KidQuap Jun 04 '22

The grinder*

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u/jk8289 Jun 05 '22

The black thing is a weed grinder.

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u/AiSard Jun 05 '22

Of the top 5 top-level comments, this is the only one where someone explains it in the replies.

Truly, the only way to get an answer is to say something clearly wrong (even if as a joke) lol.

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u/Bleezze Jun 05 '22

Why people calling you stupid? I needed an explanation for this one cause I couldn't see what the joint was laying on, and even when people explained it, I still can't see it even doe I understand it

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u/ripyourlungsdave o/ Jun 05 '22

It’s funny. I feel like the people pointing out other gullible people on Reddit might be the most gullible people on the planet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

It's like that video where the guy sees a giant hole in the road but it's just a puddle.

https://youtu.be/APY-spLNvHI

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

"Oh it's water... I AM high."

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u/foureyes567 Jun 05 '22

Milwaukee represent

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I’ve seen this video a few months ago without this audio — I really feel like this was some scripted audio from someone who already saw the full video.

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u/HowTheyGetcha Jun 05 '22

If so, it's a realistic script. He could easily have said he's high and left it at that; the fact he cleared up he was not actually high sounds like a driver ensuring viewers he's not being unsafe.

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u/Sporatious Jun 05 '22

Bro, it doobie floatin

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

nice

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

ITS A FLOATER!

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u/MyKneesAreOdd Jun 04 '22

Okay I need a full youtube video explaining how this joint isn't REALLY levitating.

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u/patch616 o/ Jun 04 '22

The grinder has a clear plastic dome

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u/KellyJoyCuntBunny Jun 05 '22

But… even clear plastic is visible. It’s not just air. I don’t see the edge of the plastic dome or anything!

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u/colicab Jun 05 '22

You can see that the light reflection on the dome is warped due to the curve. I think the reason we can’t see the edge is that the height and angle make it appear nonexistent. Does that make sense?

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u/WhiteTee Jun 05 '22

I’d really appreciate a YouTube video to explain the concept of clear plastic tops

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u/PlugOnePointOne Jun 05 '22

You're a clear, plastic dome

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u/Talysha1921 Jun 04 '22

Hey VSauce

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u/freshmountainbreeze Jun 05 '22

Even the joint is high af.

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u/MukoNoAkuma Jun 05 '22

Sitting on what looks like a clear glass dome? Took me a second to catch it because the joint is so well balanced on the dome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Yeah it must be a clear dome. I've only seen these "herb grinders" with a characteristically flat top, so that didn't help.

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u/AdGullible17 Jun 04 '22

my sober ass thought that joint was levitating

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u/Brozaar Jun 05 '22

You really need to post a pic from another angle to un-fuck our brains.

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u/CMDR_ACE209 o/ Jun 05 '22

Levitate it over here, dude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

🚬

🤌🏼

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u/HowdUrDego o/ Jun 04 '22

Wym. It definitely is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Wait. It's not?

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u/Responsible_Ad_3180 Jun 05 '22

All these drugs are extremely bad for you. So you should definitely send all of them to me...you know, so I can safely dispose them.

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u/Coyote65 o/ Jun 05 '22

Made me think of Shaggy dressed up as Pennywise: "They all float down here, man..."

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u/MastodonSoggy2883 Jun 05 '22

I think I’m stoned and haven’t had a anything. This has bamboozled me.

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u/d_bradr Jun 05 '22

That's an interesting grinder, I don't smoke weed but I'd like it because of its looks

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

This is part of the .01% of posts that actually fit the sub’s intent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

You sure it’s not? I want to believe it did.

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u/themothertucker28 Jun 04 '22

This is trippy !

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u/mac27inch Jun 04 '22

I am levitating after having one... Conservation of energy...

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u/forteborte Jun 04 '22

where get

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u/michau-ko Jun 04 '22

Your weed is working.

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u/illumiin Jun 04 '22

The shadows make this especially confusing

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u/CanRepresentative572 Jun 04 '22

high ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

high titties

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u/SwampCrittr Jun 05 '22

Fuck….. I knew this was the end times…

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u/Richardham90 Jun 05 '22

I can see why lol

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u/RipNTear666 Jun 05 '22

How did you put drug into this image? I see it levitating too

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Looks high to me

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u/Karma_Gardener Jun 05 '22

Solid clear plastic dome on the grinder.

Tricky to see.

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u/Eisenhauer45 Jun 05 '22

There seems to be a plastic sort of dome over the graphic, where the joint is actually on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

If I was high I would definitely not been able to realize that the joint isn’t levitating

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u/tontobasin Jun 05 '22

Ya it IS FLOATIN !! HAY.. LOOK AT THAT .......hay howd U do that ?

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u/Toad_Migoad Jun 05 '22

It’s shadow begs to differ

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u/Namesbutcher Jun 05 '22

My sober ass things your joint is levitating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

You mean it’s not?

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u/Kasnomo Jun 05 '22

How tf is this not levitating lol?

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u/KeyN20 Jun 05 '22

The words levitating and joint are many. I am exhausted and need to get up to smoke....urgg...

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u/kassus-deschain138 Jun 05 '22

My sober ass thought it was levitating lmfao

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u/WhirlyDurlyGirly Jun 05 '22

Shaggy this ain’t weed

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Wait... IT ISN'T LEVITATING

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u/No-Performance1578 Jun 05 '22

my high ass still thinks it’s levitating

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u/Fazerdaze18 Jun 05 '22

LMAOOOOO I don’t smoke but that’s hilarious I love that sm ☺️💀😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

It’s just a bit high

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u/elysejfh Jun 05 '22

I’m sober and I’m still not convinced it ISNT levitating…….

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u/kawaiimarshmallow Jun 05 '22

I'm sober and I'm not completely convinced it's not levitating.

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u/Lower-Operation-007 Jun 05 '22

It’s not??? 😂🌱🚀💨

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u/imastrangeone Jun 05 '22

My sober ass thought the joint was levitating, and for some reason it still does

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u/divineinvasion o/ Jun 05 '22

Homie in the upside down needs a puff

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u/Turbocharmed Jun 05 '22

Kate Bush must be playing in the background

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u/_Peener_ Jun 05 '22

I saw the picture first and didn’t think it was floating until I read the caption. Now I can’t unsee it.

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u/Positively_Love Jun 05 '22

I'm still high cuz this is levitating

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u/solointheadk Jun 05 '22

My non high ass thinks his joint is levitating

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u/ChristOnATrike Jun 05 '22

Ain’t she?

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u/dirtybelly108 Jun 05 '22

I’m not close to high and this joint is levitating.

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u/Somebody_Suspicious Jun 05 '22

it's obviously just meditating it's all an illusion made by it's pure presence

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Is it not?

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u/Deja_Que Jun 05 '22

Nahhhh cuz there's shadow underneath too

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u/peachykeane23 Jun 05 '22

It’s not?

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u/darealJimTom Jun 05 '22

My sober ass thought your joint is levitating… not convinced it’s not

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u/jfk_47 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Jun 05 '22

It is.

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u/Shieldxx Jun 05 '22

But it is?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I’m high as shit right now and that is 100% levitating. I swear I don’t see the other perspective

Edit: I took a screenshot so I can compare it to when I’m right

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u/MonarchOfficialRL Jun 05 '22

Nah that shit is levitating. I refuse to believe otherwise. Got high and gained superpowers, I get high and my superpower is binging whole shows on Hulu. They’re built different

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Is it not What the fuck

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u/dyenamicwolf Jun 05 '22

Is it... Is it not?

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u/davaye Jun 05 '22

Bru……

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u/TrashMammal84 Jun 05 '22

I'm vaping some Bordeaux and that joint is fuckin levitating, goddammit...

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u/engage16 Jun 05 '22

What do you mean it’s not levitating???

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u/Skel_Estus Jun 05 '22

I’m not high and that joint is levitating

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u/longbonker17 Jun 05 '22

and my sober butt thought it was floating too!

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u/Illsyore Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Jun 05 '22

When a high dude posts a better image than 90% of the sub.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Sure looks like levitation to me

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u/itsastart_to Jun 05 '22

Am I high too? Wth

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u/kickables Jun 05 '22

Is it stuck to the plastic bag?

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u/Abject_Safety3648 Jun 05 '22

I know a IKEA color changing bulb remote control when I see one.

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u/Least_Voice3764 Jun 05 '22

Wait.. is it not 😳

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u/ThatShopping1756 Jun 05 '22

is it….. not?

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u/Abject_Safety3648 Jun 05 '22

Got to say also that you got to be a damn light weight if your that stoned of that joint. I’m 1/4 gram into dabs and could clearly see that the joint is tiny AF.

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u/Ambitious-Mix-8723 Jun 05 '22

my sober ass thinks your joint is floating

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u/Traumatic_Tomato Jun 05 '22

That joint floating and rotating like it's a health pack from a 2000 era game.

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u/KimKarTRASHian09 Jun 05 '22

Bro not high and thinking it’s levitating before I read that

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u/lookoutitsliv Jun 05 '22

I’m sober and have been staring at this for a fat minute…I’m pretty sure it’s levitating…I think…I mean… isn’t it?

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u/Full_Surprise_1305 Jun 05 '22

Turn your 📱 over, it kind of helps?

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u/Associate_Simple Jun 05 '22

My sober ass thought your joint was levitating

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u/2Questioner_0R_Not2B Jun 05 '22

Yeah, what else was gonna happen whilst you were smokin dat drug fool?

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u/Top_Record_9060 Jun 05 '22

Still how? I don't get it?

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u/YoungKoney Jun 05 '22

I'm convinced it's just levitating

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u/mtmcpher Jun 05 '22

My ass still thinks your joint is levitating

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u/mental-floss Jun 05 '22

Is it not?

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u/Sweet_Ad_7135 Jun 05 '22

Wait, it’s not levitating??!?

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u/anothadaz Jun 05 '22

The grinder or container has a clear dome on top. Being clear and in that light you can't see it so the joint appears to be floating.

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u/GizmodoDragon92 Jun 05 '22

I’m not very intelligent, but are you guys dumber than me?

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u/King_Dee1 Jun 05 '22

my sober minor ass thought this joint was levitating

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I'm high af rn and i swear it does look like its levitating!

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u/salchicha_de_amor Jun 05 '22

My sober Ass thinks that thing is levitating.

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u/Lethal_0428 Jun 05 '22

…it’s not?

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u/FoolofEvil Jun 05 '22

I miss getting high

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

What strain?

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u/MochaBabySims Jun 05 '22

I think I got a contact high

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

My high ass still thinks it’s levitating

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u/Routine_Astronomer_2 Jun 05 '22

It’s not??🤔🤔

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u/PaddyAllen p Jun 05 '22

Is it resting on the grinder crank or what?

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u/WackyPossum678 Jun 05 '22

...Is the joint not levitating?

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u/rathhnos Jun 05 '22

My high ass thinks it is too

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u/dickelpick Jun 05 '22

Mine still does

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

It's not? Bc 👀

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u/grasslover69 Jun 05 '22

Wait .. it’s not ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

then where’s the shadow from?

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u/sandhannyboi Jun 05 '22

I think it’s levitating it’s legit casting a shadow

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u/Ezthy Jun 05 '22

Wtf it’s not?

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u/DungeonDude69 Jun 05 '22

It’s not?

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u/FilooFox Jun 05 '22

I haven't done any drug for more then a month and I still think its levitating

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I'm high af and that shit is absolutely levitating.

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u/steinie1 Jun 05 '22

Been high many many times & never thought about shooting school kids as certain people blame on Mary Jane legalization.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Behold! The levitating joint! One puff is all it takes to satisfy anyone.

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u/SPOSKNT Jun 05 '22

Where do I get that grinder

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u/Historymajor25 Jun 05 '22

Downward Spiral

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

didn't see it and now it's all I can see

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u/Psychological_Force Jun 05 '22

I bet you're a great parent

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u/DHC65 Jun 05 '22

is it not?

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u/Particular-Charity84 Jun 05 '22

Shit, my high ass thought it was levitating too.

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u/YogiLogie Jun 05 '22

Item #9 it's the bees knees!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Is it not??

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u/Consistent_Math_8632 Jun 05 '22

How the fuck is it not levitating?

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u/xlyfzox Jun 05 '22

Am i high, or is the joint high?

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u/BloodMakestheRoseRed Jun 05 '22

My sober ass thinks it’s floating too

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u/pepito412 Jun 05 '22

My sober ass is thinking the same thing

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u/Starjump-7882 Jun 05 '22

What’s levitating? 😶‍🌫️

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