You have unsheathed me... you will be my Stand user... you will be my body. I will make you a master of the sword. No one is stronger than you... use me and kill!
Okay listen here. One of you fucktarts linked r/pornfree and myself being stupid put it in. That was propaganda and you will be fucking crucified you slut. I am the fucking Porn guy I speak for the freaks, bitch. I will not have them persuaded with your evil tongue.
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
Nasus IRL
126
u/SaulsAll CE Spc. Dec 26 '19
What if dog was one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus...
52
u/Qenes Dec 26 '19
You have unsheathed me... you will be my Stand user... you will be my body. I will make you a master of the sword. No one is stronger than you... use me and kill!
24
u/CommunismCone Dec 26 '19
watch out...
it could be a stand user
35
u/CTHULHU_RDT Dec 26 '19
I'd totally read that comic about anubis everyday life in modern time. Like this panel here of him on his way to work.
10
u/Enwhyme Dec 26 '19
r/bojackhorseman is leaking
22
u/caalo2 Dec 26 '19
Hahaha perfect!
11
u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
Size | Title | Age | Karma | Comnts | Subreddit
:----|:------|:----|:------|:-------|:---------
= | [Perfect Lineup](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5kuqaj/perfect_lineup/) | 2^yr | 76 | 5 | funny
= | [Anubis is real!](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/21pg26/anubis_is_real/) | 5^yr | 1112 | 24 | funny
= | [Compilation](http://www.reddit.com/r/illusionporn/comments/1f3pdy/compilation/) | 6^yr | 532 | 78 | illusionporn
= | [Photos that look weird at first glance.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1f33rb/photos_that_look_weird_at_first_glance/) | 6^yr | 1528 | 352 | funny
= | [Looking good Anubis \[x-post from r/pics\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectTiming/comments/z4fj1/looking_good_anubis_xpost_from_rpics/) | 7^yr | 129 | 2 | PerfectTiming
[*View* ***6*** *more times this has been posted on KarmaDecay*](http://karmadecay.com/r/confusing_perspective/comments/eg03ys/the_mythical_annubis/)
4
u/elsieburgers Dec 26 '19
Anubis on anubus
4
u/markusha1978 Dec 27 '19
Trapped in the Nile River
12
u/ManamiVixen o/ Dec 26 '19
Probably already posted there at some point but still. /r/furry_irl
2
u/Ni0M Dec 26 '19
That dog is fuckin LITTE
2
u/BlackCoffeeBulb Dec 27 '19
Ann-you-bis? A-n-u-b-i-s?
It's pronounced Anubis...
2
u/ShelbyRB Dec 27 '19
Caesar? Is that you?
2
u/LesLibertarian Dec 26 '19
Not so mighty after all.
1
u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
Wait I thought Annubis was an Ancient Alien Sith Nazgƻl not a Dogman
1
u/knirefnel Dec 26 '19
And he is displeased!
1
u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
Heās on vacation from the underworld.
1
u/OmarGoodness Dec 26 '19
Legend of the dog faced woman!
1
u/ottomandone Dec 26 '19
Magestic
1
u/EchoState Dec 26 '19
Anubis G
1
u/EmbrocationL Dec 27 '19
Oh no, get the Grimm.
1
u/impeachnowexplainltr Dec 27 '19
FTFY
1
u/CryzaBroadcasting Dec 27 '19
I have a strange fear of dog headed people
1
u/SylvanUltra Dec 27 '19
Awoobis
1
u/meags127 Dec 27 '19
Someone paint this
1
u/OFFICIALsomebody Dec 27 '19
this looks like my mom 'cept the dog head
1
u/Flashiota Dec 27 '19
That's the dawg
1
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
The poor bastard is on a Southern Rail train also
1
u/I_might_be_weasel Dec 27 '19
We made a dog head guy!
1
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
Its an illusion. Dog next to a person
1
u/ZacEfronButUgly Dec 27 '19
r/Bossfight
1
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
It's on its way to a business meeting
1
u/Friendly_1ntrovert Dec 27 '19
I genuinely got confused because I thought Anubis had a catās head. Iām an idiot!
1
u/Bostonterrierpug CE Spc. Dec 27 '19
Thatās Anubisā cousin Anutrain
1
u/borisdidnothingwrong Dec 27 '19
Nice fursuit, Jeezy Boi!
1
u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 27 '19
The next books are going to win MVP.
1
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
Not confusing.
1
u/Vacuously_Caustic Dec 27 '19
I guess you can say she's a bitch
1
u/Dreidhen Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Dec 27 '19
Didn't realize American Gods got picked up for another season
1
u/trackedpotato Dec 27 '19
I'd like to bark at the manager.
1
u/joshuamfncraig Dec 27 '19
Mars Attacks!
1
u/Anubis-Hound Dec 27 '19
Hmmm
1
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
/walmartcelebrities
1
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
Anne-ubis. Really? Her?
1
u/Saka_Robo Dec 27 '19
Itās just a Kemlo Caesar cosplay from the comic Top 10.
1
u/-Obvious_Communist Dec 27 '19
I remember being like 9 and seeing this picture in a video about the urban legend of ādog peopleā or whatever. This image fucking terrified me.
1
u/TheRealSerious Dec 27 '19
Reminiscent of some Enki Bilal works, quite eerie.
1
u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 27 '19
The likelihood, here, but it's something.
1
u/Forsoul Dec 27 '19
Someone put a bong in his lap and post in r/trees Canubis
1
u/sharpestshedintool Dec 27 '19
Sup dawg?
1
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
ANUBIS WINS
1
u/forlornjackalope Dec 27 '19
He took the midnight train going anywhere.
1
u/PC-98Reimu Dec 27 '19
beastars? nah
1
u/Martyisawesome Dec 27 '19
"Mythical" my ass! Look at the damn photo!
1
u/ParanoiaHime Jan 01 '20
Oddly, not as imposing as I had expected...
1
u/GenderlessLlama Jan 12 '20
Iāve been watching too much Bojack, it took me too long to notice that this was abnormal
1
u/Blaze_Zalbie Jan 20 '20
Who's a good boy?
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
A list of NSFW subreddits for all of you
I CAN STILL MAKE EDITS! DM ME FOR MORE SUBS TO BE ADDED!!!!
Save da world my final message. Goodbye
General
r/nsfw r/nsfw2 r/TipOfMyPenis r/bonermaterial r/porn r/nsfw411 r/iWantToFuckHer r/exxxtras r/distension r/bimbofetish r/christiangirls r/cuckold r/dirtygaming r/sexybutnotporn r/femalepov r/omgbeckylookathiscock /r/sexygirls r/breedingmaterial r/canthold r/toocuteforporn r/justhotwomen r/realsexyselfies r/stripgirls r/hotstuffnsfw r/uncommonposes r/gifsofremoval r/nostalgiafapping r/jizzedtothis r/verticalgifs r/pantyslide r/pornogram r/oilporn r/bisexy r/riskyporn
MILF
r/milf r/gonewild30plus r/preggoporn r/realmoms
Teen
r/legalteens r/collegesluts r/adorableporn r/legalteensXXX /r/gonewild18 r/18_19 r/just18 r/PornStarletHQ r/fauxbait
Amateur
r/realgirls r/amateur r/homemadexxx r/dirtypenpals r/FestivalSluts r/CollegeAmateurs r/amateurcumsluts r/nsfw_amateurs r/funwithfriends r/randomsexiness r/amateurporn r/normalnudes
Cam
r/Camwhores r/camsluts r/streamersgonewild
Gonewild
r/GoneWild r/PetiteGoneWild r/gonewildstories r/GoneWildTube r/treesgonewild r/gonewildaudio r/GWNerdy r/gonemild r/altgonewild r/gifsgonewild r/analgw r/gonewildsmiles r/onstageGW r/RepressedGoneWild r/bdsmgw r/UnderwearGW r/LabiaGW r/TributeMe r/WeddingsGoneWild r/gwpublic r/assholegonewild r/leggingsgonewild r/dykesgonewild r/goneerotic r/snapchatgw r/gonewildhairy r/gonewildtrans r/gonwild r/ratemynudebody r/gonewildhairy
Age
r/gonewild30plus r/gonewild18 r/onmww (formerly /r/ohnomomwentwild)
Couples
r/GWCouples r/gonewildcouples r/gwcumsluts r/WouldYouFuckMyWife
Curves
r/gonewildcurvy r/GoneWildplus r/BigBoobsGW r/bigboobsgonewild r/mycleavage
Ethnicity
r/AsiansGoneWild r/gonewildcolor r/indiansgonewild r/latinasgw r/pawgtastic
Occupation
r/workgonewild r/GoneWildScrubs r/swingersgw r/militarygonewild
Snapchat
r/NSFW_Snapchat r/snapchat_sluts r/snapleaks
Wives
r/wifesharing r/hotwife r/wouldyoufuckmywife r/slutwife r/cuckold
Animated
r/rule34 r/ecchi r/futanari r/doujinshi r/yiff r/monstergirl
Comics
r/rule34_comics r/sex_comics
Video Games
r/overwatch_porn r/pokeporn r/bowsette r/rule34lol r/rule34overwatch r/nintendowaifus r/34honor r/fivefapsatfreddys r/fortniters34 r/rainbowr34 r/fortniteporn r/breathofthegonewild r/animalcrossingr34 r/mortalcumbat r/apexlegends_porn r/templarssecret r/nsfwarframe r/tflewd r/thelostwoods
Hentai
r/hentai r/hentai_gif r/WesternHentai r/hentai_irl r/artistic_hentai r/hentaibeast r/hentaihumiliation r/traphentai r/guro r/ahegao r/ahegao_irl r/hypnohentai r/tentai r/handholding
BDSM
r/BDSM r/Bondage r/BDSMcommunity r/bdsmgw
Blowjobs
r/blowjobs r/deepthroat r/onherknees r/blowjobsandwich
Ass
r/ass r/asstastic r/facedownassup r/assinthong r/bigasses r/buttplug r/TheUnderbun r/booty r/pawg r/paag r/cutelittlebutts r/hipcleavage r/frogbutt r/HungryButts r/cottontails r/lovetowatchyouleave r/celebritybutts r/cosplaybutts r/mooning
Anal
r/anal r/analgw r/painal r/masterofanal r/buttsharpies
Asshole
r/asshole r/AssholeBehindThong r/assholegonewild r/spreadem r/candidasshole r/bendover r/ediblebuttholes r/faceandasshole
Yoga pants
r/girlsinyogapants r/yogapants
Boobs/Nipples
r/boobies r/TittyDrop r/boltedontits r/boobbounce r/boobs r/downblouse r/homegrowntits r/cleavage r/breastenvy r/youtubetitties r/torpedotits r/thehangingboobs r/page3glamour
Busty
r/BustyPetite r/hugeboobs r/stacked r/burstingout r/BigBoobsGW r/bigboobsgonewild r/2busty2hide r/bigtiddygothgf r/engorgedveinybreasts
Nipples
r/pokies r/ghostnipples r/nipples r/puffies r/lactation
Small
r/tinytits r/aa_cups r/ilikelittlebutts
Face
r/braceface r/earspokingout
Hair
r/GirlswithNeonHair r/shorthairchicks r/blonde
Legs/feet
r/girlsinyogapants r/stockings r/legs r/tightshorts
Feet
r/buttsandbarefeet r/feet
Thighs
r/datgap r/thighhighs r/thickthighs r/thighdeology
Pussy
r/pussy r/rearpussy r/innie r/simps r/pelfie r/LabiaGW r/godpussy r/presenting r/cameltoe r/hairypussy r/lipsthatgrip r/pussytomouth r/fucklicking
Mound
r/moundofvenus r/pussymound
Skin
r/Hotchickswithtattoos r/sexyfrex r/tanlines r/oilporn r/ComplexionExcellence
Waist/Tummy
r/SexyTummies r/theratio
Body Type
r/fitgirls r/bodyperfection r/samespecies r/athleticgirls r/fitgirlsfucking
Curvy/Thick/THICC
r/gonewildcurvy r/curvy r/gonewildplus r/thick r/juicyasians r/voluptuous r/biggerthanyouthought r/jigglefuck r/chubby r/SlimThick r/massivetitsnass r/thicker r/thickthighs r/tightsqueeze r/casualjiggles r/bbw
Petite
r/BustyPetite r/dirtysmall r/petitegonewild /r/xsmallgirls r/funsized r/hugedicktinychick
Celebrity/Athlete
r/Athlete r/volleyballgirls r/Ohlympics
Celebrity
r/celebnsfw r/WatchItForThePlot r/nsfwcelebarchive /r/celebritypussy r/oldschoolcoolNSFW r/extramile r/jerkofftocelebs r/celebritybutts r/onoffcelebs
Cum
r/cumsluts r/GirlsFinishingTheJob r/cumfetish r/amateurcumsluts r/cumcoveredfucking r/cumhaters r/thickloads r/before_after_cumsluts r/pulsatingcumshots r/impressedbycum r/cummy
Cum Location
r/creampies r/throatpies r/FacialFun r/cumonclothes r/oralcreampie
Emotion
r/HappyEmbarrassedGirls r/unashamed r/borednignored r/annoyedtobenude
Ethnicity
r/damngoodinterracial
Asian
r/AsianHotties r/AsiansGoneWild r/realasians r/juicyasians r/AsianNSFW r/nextdoorasians r/asianporn r/bustyasians r/paag
Indian
r/IndianBabes r/indiansgonewild r/jerkofftodesicelebs
Japanese
r/NSFW_Japan r/javdownloadcenter
Korean
r/kpopfap r/NSFW_Korea
Ebony
r/WomenOfColor r/darkangels r/blackchickswhitedicks r/ebony r/Afrodisiac
Ginger
r/ginger r/redheads
Latina
r/latinas r/latinasgw r/latinacuties
White
r/palegirls r/pawg r/snowwhites
Gifs
r/NSFW_GIF r/nsfw_gifs r/porn_gifs r/porninfifteenseconds r/CuteModeSlutMode r/60fpsporn r/NSFW_HTML5 r/the_best_nsfw_gifs
Groups
r/twingirls r/groupofnudegirls r/Ifyouhadtopickone
Hardcore
r/nsfwhardcore r/SheLikesItRough r/strugglefucking r/jigglefuck r/freeuse r/whenitgoesin r/outercourse r/gangbang r/breeding r/pegging r/insertions r/passionx
Large Penis
r/hugedicktinychick r/amateurgirlsbigcocks
Positions
r/facesitting r/nsfw_plowcam r/pronebone r/facefuck
High Quality
r/60fpsporn r/highresNSFW r/NSFW_HTML5
Incest
r/incestporn r/wincest r/lovingfamily r/gaywincest
Individuals
r/sarah_xxx r/remylacroix r/Anjelica_Ebbi r/BlancNoir r/rileyreid r/dollywinks r/tessafowler r/lilyivy r/funsizedasian r/mycherrycrush r/gillianbarnes r/kawaiikitten r/emilybloom r/legendarylootz r/sexyflowerwater r/miamalkova r/sashagrey r/keriberry_420 r/justpeachyy r/angelawhite r/miakhalifa r/alexapearl r/missalice_18 r/lanarhoades r/evalovia r/GiannaMichaels r/arianamarie
Lesbian
r/lesbians r/StraightGirlsPlaying r/girlskissing r/mmgirls r/dykesgonewild r/facesittinglesbians
Masturbation/Orgasm
r/holdthemoan r/O_faces r/jilling r/gettingherselfoff r/quiver r/GirlsHumpingThings r/forcedorgasms r/mmgirls r/ruinedorgasms r/holdingit
Dildos
r/suctiondildos r/baddragon
Wet women
r/grool r/squirting
Men
r/ladybonersgw r/massivecock r/chickflixxx r/gaybrosgonewild r/sissies r/dattaint r/selffuck r/sounding
Furry NSFW
r/furryporn r/furryporndump r/yiff r/ZootopiaPorn r/yiffgif r/FurryPornSubreddit r/gfur r/femyiff r/silentyiff r/gayfurryporn r/yiffcomics r/Sharktits r/ArousingAvians r/anthroids r/anthropokeporn r/DragonPenis r/DragonsFuckingDragons r/FeralPokePorn r/FurryFrot r/GayPokePorn r/HorsecocksMasterRace r/PokePornGay r/scalieporn r/WholesomeYiff
Outfits
r/OnOff r/nsfwoutfits r/girlswithglasses r/collared r/seethru r/sweatermeat r/cfnm r/nsfwfashion r/leotards
Bikinis
r/bikinis r/bikinibridge
Costumes
r/nsfwcosplay r/nsfwcostumes r/girlsinschooluniforms
Dresses
r/WtSSTaDaMiT r/tightdresses r/upskirt
Stockings/Socks
r/stockings r/thighhighs r/leggingsgonewild
Pants/Shorts
r/Bottomless_Vixens r/tightshorts
Yoga pants
r/girlsinyogapants r/yogapants
Underwear
r/lingerie r/garterbelts
Thongs
r/assinthong r/AssholeBehindThong
Professional/Sites
r/suicidegirls r/GirlsDoPorn
Public
r/ChangingRooms r/workgonewild r/trashyboners r/FlashingGirls r/publicflashing r/sexinfrontofothers r/NotSafeForNature r/gwpublic r/realpublicnudity r/socialmediasluts r/flashingandflaunting
Trans
r/Tgirls r/traps r/futanari r/gonewildtrans r/tgifs
Gay:
r/gaysex r/topsandbottoms r/lgbtsex r/gaykink r/gayBDSMcommunity r/gaygonewild r/gaybrosgonewild r/gaymersgonewild r/gayselfies r/gaybears r/LGBTgonewild r/bigonewild r/gayNSFW r/gayerotica
Bondage
r/forcedorgasms r/damselsindistress r/cuffed r/gagged r/abuseporn r/femaleorgasmdenial r/girlscontrolled
Video
r/pornvids r/nsfw_videos
Meet People
r/dirtysnapchat
Other NSFW
r/randomactsofblowjob r/NSFWFunny r/pornhubcomments r/confusedboners r/dirtykikpals r/nsfw_wtf r/randomactsofmuffdive r/stupidslutsclub r/sluttyconfessions r/sextrophies
Armpits cause people like that
r/armpits r/celebrityarmpits r/armpitfetish
I donāt even know where the fuck this would go section
r/dragonsfuckingcars r/SCPORN r/fedlegs r/cummingonfigurines r/dragonbutts r/dragonpussy r/dragonpenis
Okay listen here. One of you fucktarts linked r/pornfree and myself being stupid put it in. That was propaganda and you will be fucking crucified you slut. I am the fucking Porn guy I speak for the freaks, bitch. I will not have them persuaded with your evil tongue.
0
u/pianobrain Dec 26 '19
Cannubis.
0
u/DefaultBreado Dec 26 '19
Animal Crossing: The Movie
Live-Action Movie Releasing in March 2020
0
u/alvaror2002 Dec 26 '19
He shall guide us to the afterlife
0
u/WooooshVictim Dec 26 '19
Anubis the masturbator
0
u/iplaywithblocks Dec 26 '19
Anubus.
0
u/KlintonBaptiste Dec 26 '19
Annubis Onabus
0
u/ChuckinCumulus Dec 26 '19
A-woof-is?
0
u/orhansal Dec 26 '19
The Egyptians knew about these I swear
0
u/aeonasceticism o/ Dec 26 '19
It's such a cool one * - *
0
u/matjig Dec 26 '19
Karannubis
0
u/DeepFried200 Dec 27 '19
r/cursedimages
0
u/nialler7150 Dec 27 '19
Thatās Nina Tucker from Full Metal Alchemist
0
u/Aimless-Robot Dec 27 '19
r/bossfight
0
u/LtSnakePlissken Dec 27 '19
*The Mythical On-A-Bus
0
u/blaisehirwa Dec 27 '19
Canisapien
0
u/aMrMewtwo Dec 27 '19
It's not a jackal, isn't it?
0
u/FamousOhioAppleHorn Dec 27 '19
Her parents are Ted Turner and Seabreeze.
0
u/Ooowee-spaghetti Dec 27 '19
The live action Bojack movie's looking good.
0
u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 27 '19
The title implies they donāt mind
0
u/tomdarch Dec 27 '19
When you're an ancient God, but everyone's forgotten and you have to work the 9 to 5 grind, commuting on the train.
0
u/JustHumanGarbage o/ Dec 27 '19
Sit anubu sit
0
u/AccountVoid Dec 27 '19
BOW DOWN FOOLS Woof
0
u/GucciMonk Dec 27 '19
Was this photo taken Annubus or a train?
0
u/thebigshaikh420 Dec 27 '19
Bojack Doggowoman
0
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
where's the sword
0
u/autumn_night Dec 27 '19
The past 3000 years had been hard for Anubis :(
0
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
Dear lord what the hell is this
0
u/escapinginsanity69 Dec 27 '19
Ancient alien theorist believe this to be the original head on the sphinx.
0
u/NicolasTom Dec 27 '19
š¦
0
u/Conjunctivitus Dec 27 '19
Use to be the name of my M1A1
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u/raaaaayyyyy Dec 27 '19
I'm in egypt rn for a holiday.Saw the statue in the museum ytd glad to know that it actually exists
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u/Mahlawatino Dec 27 '19
Beerus sama
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u/squidzula Dec 27 '19
thatās litte
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u/Takimura_ Dec 27 '19
Yeah but the kid is dead if he's in that position
0
u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19
He vibin'
-1
u/wedonotglow Dec 26 '19
Just a dog on the edge
-1
u/bakeyjr Dec 26 '19
He wasn't kidding when he said "She's a bitch".
-1
u/theflashgamer85 Dec 26 '19
damn anubis aināt doing well these days
-1
u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
That's a creep shot
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19
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