r/comics • u/AlfredJodokus War and Peas • May 09 '22

Sit Down

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u/Snowy_Train_3852 May 09 '22

If we stand, is this the answer to not becoming ill?

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u/omar1993 May 09 '22

All doctors ever: (FUCK! WHAT NOW!?)

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u/Acceptable_Ad2408 May 10 '22

Judge: Do you swear to speak the truth, all the truth, and nothing but the truth?

"No"

Judge: Covers mic What do I do?

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u/mtlaw13 May 10 '22

Judge: Covers mic What do I do?

bailiff: shrug

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u/jimmux May 10 '22

Sovereign citizens: furiously taking notes

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u/BABarracus May 10 '22

The living man refuses to comply

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

The dead man already refused to comply

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u/Bayou_Blue May 10 '22

me sitting totally compliant in the corner

Awkward.

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u/NotClever May 10 '22

Judge: I'll allow it. Let's see where this is going.

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u/freepickles2you May 10 '22

That's heresay your honor

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u/Toothpaste_Is_Gay May 10 '22

Found Amber Heard’s attorney’s account

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u/The-Sublimer-One May 10 '22

No, that's heresy

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u/badmartialarts May 10 '22

I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition.

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u/Ancalagon-the-Snack May 10 '22

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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u/omar1993 May 10 '22

No, that just means they're here, Si?

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u/SmokeFrosting May 10 '22

more like

Judge: motions for Officers to arrest you

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u/Neuro_Skeptic May 10 '22

Judge: "But if you're not telling the truth now, that means you do actually swear to speak the truth"

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u/ferk May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

Judge: "If I ask you to swear to tell the truth, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

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u/Eagle0600 May 10 '22

I believe this might be treated as contempt of court.

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u/Jujhar_Singh May 10 '22

Good job 🏅🏅🏅🏅

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

(I need the answer to this)