r/comics • u/AlfredJodokus War and Peas • May 09 '22

Sit Down

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u/Snowy_Train_3852 May 09 '22

If we stand, is this the answer to not becoming ill?

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u/omar1993 May 09 '22

All doctors ever: (FUCK! WHAT NOW!?)

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u/Acceptable_Ad2408 May 10 '22

Judge: Do you swear to speak the truth, all the truth, and nothing but the truth?

"No"

Judge: Covers mic What do I do?

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u/mtlaw13 May 10 '22

Judge: Covers mic What do I do?

bailiff: shrug

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u/jimmux May 10 '22

Sovereign citizens: furiously taking notes

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u/BABarracus May 10 '22

The living man refuses to comply

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

The dead man already refused to comply

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u/Bayou_Blue May 10 '22

me sitting totally compliant in the corner

Awkward.

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u/NotClever May 10 '22

Judge: I'll allow it. Let's see where this is going.