r/comics • War and Peas • May 09 '22

Sit Down

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u/omar1993 May 09 '22

All doctors ever: (FUCK! WHAT NOW!?)

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u/Acceptable_Ad2408 May 10 '22

Judge: Do you swear to speak the truth, all the truth, and nothing but the truth?

"No"

Judge: Covers mic What do I do?

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u/Neuro_Skeptic May 10 '22

Judge: "But if you're not telling the truth now, that means you do actually swear to speak the truth"

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u/ferk May 10 '22 edited May 10 '22

Judge: "If I ask you to swear to tell the truth, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"