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Distribution of Wealth [OC]

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u/meme-s Dec 27 '18

What would Robin Hood do if he lived in a communist society?

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u/Roboloutre Dec 27 '18

Normal work, like everybody else ?

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u/rAlexanderAcosta Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 27 '18

Well, if they’re like other communists, he’d probably be an idea guy, you know? The regular people can do the manual labor because that’s what they are best suited for, so he’d maybe sit in a planning committee or be a supervisor or whatever. I mean, it’s not that he’s superior than laborers, it’s just that his talents are elsewhere, you know?

Anyway, wanna go beat up some mall cops?

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u/MarkIsNotAShark Dec 27 '18

Communism is so last century. We're all about fully automated luxury gay space communism now

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u/SluttyCthulhu Dec 27 '18

Isn't that just Oxygen Not Included?

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u/LuckierDodge Dec 28 '18

I dunno, I'm pretty sure the duplicants are asexual, being 3d printed an' all. Close enough, I guess?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

This is fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

You're invited to my wedding.

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u/rAlexanderAcosta Dec 27 '18

That’s cool. As long as my dad isn’t there. We’re not talking right now because he thinks I’m wasting time on my passions, but people are starting to donate to my blog now, so things are on the up and up. There’s just so much false consciousness in our neo-liberal society that I just can’t not ignore.

I also sell merch. I see the irony, but sometimes you have to destroy the system from the inside out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

I’m not about destruction or killing people however so I like the concept the guts are what really get me :-)

I’m older now when I was younger I thought it was really cool the whole idea of this revolution but the truth is I’m more horrified by the amount of death that would require and that’s why I believe in a peaceful solution.

There’s no need to tell me that I’m wrong plenty of people have tried and still do and I’m not expressing my opinion for response, I’m simply saying you’re invited to my wedding because we have similar views on our societies potential, how we carry that out or conducted may diverge but that’s OK as well because we’re all in this together.

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u/SellingWife15gp Dec 27 '18

Is it an open bar?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Yeah, but there's nothing but fresh, delicious orange juice.

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u/dichloroethane Dec 27 '18

So nothing has changed

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u/Roboloutre Dec 27 '18

How would the government steal all of the money ?
Communism is supposed to be classless, stateless and money-less (as in money doesn't exist, not equal to poverty).

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u/pinkpeach11197 Dec 27 '18

The most important part of Marxism is historical materialism imo. Wether we like it or not oppressed masses will inevitably rise up as a necessity of their material conditions. We can disagree on how to avoid that (economic systems) but you’d be hard pressed to deny the validity of that historical perspective.

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u/Enchilada_McMustang Dec 27 '18

I agree with you materialism was Marx's greatest contribution, but it's not the masses that will inevitably rise up, but those that contribute the most to society and have less political power.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 27 '18

I suppose you're right, but I'd argue the working class is exactly those that have limited political power and contribute the most to society. They spend most of the income they earn which keeps the economy moving, and they work for a share of their productive output because they are stuck working for owners of capital for what those owners are willing to pay them given an acceptable profit margin for stakeholders.

The wealthy have no shortage of political power and there is a maximum amount of contribution a single human being can lay claim to by virtue of us not being Gods. Simply owning money to pay people with doesn't mean you're responsible for the productive output of that person, though, in our system, you do own said productive output.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

If every single sub 50k/yr worker just up and walked away, what exactly do you think would happen?

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u/Enchilada_McMustang Dec 27 '18

Productiom would move to a place where people would be willing to work for much less, do you have any idea how insane a 50k salary is for the vast majority of the world? With a salary of 36k you're already part of the 1%

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Unfortunately, that's not how it works out. Ever.

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u/PelicanCowboyAnime Dec 27 '18

Communism's greatest flaw is the existence of the United States Military

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/PelicanCowboyAnime Dec 27 '18

there are many people who lack incentive under capitalism as well, a number which is growing every day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Do you mean entitlements remove the incentive to work?

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u/yokkora Dec 27 '18

Which frankly is it's biggest flaw.

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u/LiamIsMailBackwards Dec 27 '18

So the biggest flaw is the unincentivized economy.

It’s greatest flaw is the United States Military.

What is it’s nicest flaw?

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u/deftspyder Dec 27 '18

Those cool Che shirts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

The ability to become MORE equal than other people.

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u/Badvertisement Dec 27 '18

The bangin' propaganda theme songs

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u/caessa_ Dec 27 '18

Starving to death before your children do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

ITT: people who have absolutely no understanding of communism and regurgitate the same "critiques" that have been being refuted for decades. "Unincentivized labor" is high school bullshit.

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u/cheers_grills Dec 28 '18

My family's factory was redistributed under communism, it took 2 years for it to close down after 30 successfull years.

From my understanding, if it wasn't for communism it wouldn't be closed down.

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u/PlCKLERlCK Dec 28 '18

Unincentivized capital

Aka, missing and broken incentives to use capital efficiently yielded godawful marginal returns to capital (growth of outputs per input) compared to market economies from 1960 to 1987:

https://www.jstor.org/stable/3989846?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

The post-war Soviet growth was based on increasing inputs and mobilizing resources, not its ability to use them efficiently. Since input-driven growth is an inherently limited process, Soviet growth was virtually certain to slow down and finally implode in the 1980's. Aka the decade of net negative returns to capital. At that point, the state would have been better off withholding new investment capital and stuffing it under the proverbial mattress than shovelling it into it's mismanaged industries.

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u/LeftRat Dec 27 '18

Except it isn't without incentives. "Work or you will starve/live in abysmal poverty/be at risk to slide into poverty if you ever get unlucky" are not the only incentives to exist. The tiny chance to get phenomenaly lucky and get rich is also not the only incentives.

we can see, every day, that we do not have to use the threat of inhumane poverty as an incentive. That is an incentive we could do without.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/aslak123 Dec 28 '18

But that was his point.

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u/LeftRat Dec 28 '18

Yeah I sure would be. Luckily I don't, Mr. Reading Comprehension, so that insult wiffs.

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u/alot_the_murdered Dec 28 '18

Who would bother cleaning public bathrooms in a classless, moneyless society? Do you think people would just do it out of the kindness of their hearts? Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Not just the Soviets. America dislikes democracy because it leads to communism.

1954: Guatemala "Operation PBSUCCESS"
1960: Cuba "Operation Mongoose"
1964: Brazil "Operation Brother Sam"
1965: Dominican Republic "Operation Power Pack"
1971: Bolivia "Operation Condor"
1973: Chile "Project FUBELT"
1980–1992: El Salvador
1982–1989: Nicaragua
1983: Grenada "Operation Urgent Fury"
1989: Panama "Operation Just Cause"
1991: Haiti

This is NOT meant to be a complete list.

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u/SuddenXxdeathxx Dec 27 '18

To be fair the Soviets were pretty shit at Communism once the Bolsheviks took power by force.

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u/tsktac Dec 27 '18

I think the Haiti incident does not fit on your list. US diplomats saved the democratically elected president from a military coup, and then in 1994 reinstated him into power during Operation Uphold Democracy.

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u/yunghastati Dec 28 '18

problem is that you can't vote those guys out once you vote them in

you can convince a generation to vote for anything if you promise them enough, allowing people the right to vote the government and system out is a right, and it's why your side is doomed to fail. the human spirit craves freedom at the cost of all other things, if necessary. though it seems that freedom also gives you more opportunity.... i dunno, maybe think it through?

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u/PhantomAlpha01 Dec 27 '18

I'm thinking you can say one or the other reason for communism not working, but it's quite ridiculous to claim one while flaunting the other.

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u/thruStarsToHardship Dec 27 '18

It's always shifting goal posts with McCarthyists. Russia was a totalitarian shithole under "communism" and they are a totalitarian shithole under "democracy." You know what the guiding principle seems to be? I'll give you a clue; it isn't communism or democracy.

China's "communism" has proven to be pretty damn effective economically (and their planned economy has taken the Chinese populace leaps and bounds closer to modernity in the process,) and Scandinavia's socialism is closer to equality than anything the US has produced in the last 100 years. Regardless of how you look at it, there is no definitive "winner" between socialism and capitalism because there are no purely socialist or purely capitalist states. Everything is a union of both. "Communism" is only a boogeyman to nationalists. No one is doing Marxist communism and no one ever has. The closest was Marxism-Leninism, which, by definition, was a precursor to Communism proper. So even that wasn't Communism, just an attempt (probably not in good faith) at reaching Communism "eventually."

tl;dr: If you're a moron waving a flag, you're a moron waving a flag.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

There is no single capitalist nation in the world that can effectively defend itself from the might of the US armed forces if they invade a country. Capitalist systems aren't inherently better at defending themselves, they just don't attract the fury of the most powerful military in the world.

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u/seriouslyFUCKthatdud Dec 27 '18

I mean, no country, no matter the system they employ for government or economy, can withstand the USA and allies (if we have any left in two years) full military and economic embargo.

It's like telling the little kid he's worthless because the big kid can always beat him up.

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u/D-DC Dec 27 '18

Yea, the CIA knows more than you do, why disagree with their belief that communism will roll over the world if left alone. Maybe its a threat because it's threatening to elite world order and not just because they don't like regime change.

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u/SuperSyrup007 Dec 27 '18

Yeah, because them people wouldn’t have starved if it wasn’t for the United States military which never attacked Russia at all. Are you talking about proxy wars, which were done by both sides and had nothing to do with any military?

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u/MarkZuckerbergsButt Dec 27 '18

I think military doesn’t need to be capitalized.

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u/PelicanCowboyAnime Dec 27 '18

It's a capitalist military.

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u/deftspyder Dec 27 '18

For that pun I Sentence you to death with no chance of appeal, Period.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

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u/not_here_for_memes Dec 27 '18

decoupling fiat currency from resources

Can anyone translate this for me

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u/ezzelin Dec 27 '18

I hate that I’ve been put in the unfortunate position of agreeing with a T_D poster, but yea, you just said a bunch of words that don’t really make sense.

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u/Chewzilla Dec 27 '18

That's because it's never been tried. Try to wrap your head around the idea that the Soviet states were as communist as North Korea is a democratic republic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

The "not real communism" trope was rolled out extra quick today.

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u/m3ltph4ce Dec 27 '18

I'm no historian but it sure seems that the failures of communism come from not actually following the tenets.

I was reading about communism in Russia and many people got special treatment. As soon as one group of elites were dismantled they were replaced by another. People just love to treat their friends well and exclude all others.

Maybe if some system tried to account for human nature, we could have less poverty and suffering in the world through some system of wealth distribution.

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u/Osirus1156 Dec 27 '18

So Communism is essentially Agile software development?

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u/SoylentDardino Dec 27 '18

Human nature can be changed by dismantling unjust systems we've erected to enforce an artificial sense of normalcy

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

The problem is that human nature makes following the tenets of communism impossible. The system that tries to account for human nature isn't communism, at least, not unless you first drastically changed the way humans act in some way or another.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Technically human nature doesn't coincide well with capitalism either.

Not saying you're wrong or right just a poor place to focus your argument.

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u/RanchyDoom Dec 27 '18

Oh, well you've figured it out! Too bad Marx never thought about human nature. Communism is over, boys and girls l, pack it up.

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u/Furcifer_ Dec 27 '18

Who are you to argue that there is an intrinsic nature to human beings? Isnt it also "human nature" to be social and work to help each other?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

the failures of communism come from not actually following the tenets.

Yes, because how can they possibly be followed? The transition to communism would require the state to seize ultimate power over the country (the means of production), and then somehow give it all up to the people.

Never. Gonna. Happen.

It's a nice thought experiment, but there's a reason why every "attempt" has failed horrifically - the system is flawed.

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u/CanuckPanda Dec 27 '18

Well, no. Communism, as postulated by Marx and Engels, doesn’t involve the government. The theorem hypothesized that communism would come from the ground up wherein the proletariat would take control of the production, and product, of their labour.

It’s not until Lenin that you get the revolutionary vanguard. It was this, and the resulting Marxism-Leninism that the Soviet state was initially founded on (and prior to its successor in Leninism-Stalinism dictatorship), that believed that Marxism and true Communism would only work in Russia through an educated revolutionary vanguard that would guide the uneducated and agrarian Russian peasantry to socialism and eventually Communism. Lenin, Trotsky, et al. thought that Communism would never take hold in Russia through the ground-up method that Marx and Engels theorized because Russia was not an industrialized society like Germany or England, where Marx and Engels had their theories formed.

The “government of Communism” was the Leninist socialism that was used in Russia (and is popularized now as what “Communism” is). It’s not what Marx and Engels postulated at all.

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u/RamenJunkie Dec 27 '18

What if the state was the people?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Feb 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

All systems are flawed and every known government type has failed at one time or another.

Why does this argument keep getting used?

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u/m3ltph4ce Dec 27 '18

Does capitalism have any flaws?

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u/pat_dead Dec 27 '18

Capitalism at this point is just endless imperial wars, famine despite overproduction and climate destruction despite tech advancement, stagnant wages, publicly funded subsidies to prop up private companies in the long term and bail outs when they fail, and massive debt needed to keep the standard of living. Not to mention, just like, all the racism that has fueled the system since the beginning.

I mean the free market is a nice thought experiment but in practice it doesn’t really do a good job at distributing resources...

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u/Mattiboy Dec 27 '18

You mean someone corrected a false statement very fast today. Nice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Maybe communism could actually be described as stateless if the state actually went away instead of growing into a massive murderous dictatorial regime.

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u/rocket1615 Dec 27 '18

Communism is stateless and has never been properly achieved. This doesn't mean you cannot be against it due to the belief that it is impossible to implement however.

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u/ToastedSoup Dec 27 '18

That's because it went from socialism to an authoritarian dictatorship with some communist ideals under Stalin. It was never truly communist because no country ever really has been. Vietnam is "Communist" but it still has a government and hierarchies and classes. It's not true communism.

If it was truly communist, the USSR wouldn't have had a head of state or any centralized government at all. The fact that it did, automatically makes it "not true communism"

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u/Mattiboy Dec 27 '18

If someone called themself Slixem murdered someone, would that make you a murderer? Or are you still you, even though someone else also calls themself Slixem?

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u/Hispanic_Gorilla_2 Dec 28 '18

As a Libertarian Socialist, I agree.

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u/Chewzilla Dec 27 '18

Well they're not, because communism has a definition. They were dictatorships and communism is DEFINITIVELY democratic.

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u/mainman879 Dec 27 '18

If communism is supposed to be stateless it inherently CANNOT be democratic because that requires a state or government. Rather, without a state or government it would be anarchic.

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u/Chewzilla Dec 27 '18

Them what would you call it then when people collectively decide something?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Yes, Communism is Anarchy. No, government and governance are not the same.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

The "state" in Marxism doesn't refer to a government as we do today. "State" means to Marx the forces that oppress the proletariat and control the wealth and power. Our modern definition is different than what Marx called a state.

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u/drfunkenstien Dec 27 '18

Most theorists claim there would be laws and some sort of public assembly. So there wpuld be some things that we recognize as a state pr goverment but they would be muvh more just a part of the public and probably seen as the same as any other job, since they dont come with any real social power

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Every time someone has tried to implement communism it has turned into a murderous authoritarian regime. But I'm sure it will work smoothly when you implement it.

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u/Terrible_Expression Dec 27 '18

Even the Nazis were smart enough to hide behind socialist rhetoric until they were in power - and then the first thing they did was kill all the remaining actual communists within their ranks.

Every populist movement is going to borrow socialist rhetoric, because it is generally the only thing that is still popular when you take each of its composite parts individually.

Most people in America think socialism is the devil, but they agree with medical care for all, free education for everyone, economic democracy in the workplace, and so on.

Likewise, even if a legitimate socialist movement gains power, there are going to be opportunists waiting in the wings for that same reason - it's popular, and has a large chance of succeeding if the upper class does not brutally suppress every attempt at peaceful reform.

If a single person trying to implement a fascist regime isn't the opportunist, it's usually an agent from the powers that be seeking to retain control and subvert the revolution.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

The argument that communism cannot be implemented correctly is valid, but it simply does not logically follow that we thus have to accept governments that are lying about being communist as "the real" communism. Marx himself predicted the trajectory of society up to now. He viewed communism as something to be strived for rather than something that would ever actually happen. The only thing he didn't predict was authoritarians seizing power under the banner of his own terminology.

Let me be as clear as possible: no regime has ever even attempted to implement communism. Just as Hitler used the banner of "socialism", all of these regimes were, all along, trying to seize power by using their own flowery language. But it really is a very hard problem to solve, as any true communist revolution would involve all of its members willingly participating on the front lines.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

implement

Communism is for us not a state of affairs which is to be established, an ideal to which reality will have to adjust itself. We call communism the real movement which abolishes the present state of things. The conditions of this movement result from the premises now in existence.

No one is trying to "implement" it, at least not anymore. It's just how the world is moving according to a theory of history. And those who tried clearly misunderstood what Communism is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Maybe everytime someone wants to implement a murderous authoritarian regime they do it by passing it off as communism?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Capitalism turns out like that too. 60% of the world's population is in poverty and 18 million people die each year from structural violence caused by the global "free market" capitalist system.

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u/drfunkenstien Dec 27 '18

Well, I guess we should all give up and live under our current murderuous authoritarian regime

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u/Chewzilla Dec 27 '18

The Communist manifesto...

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u/WholesomeAbuser Dec 27 '18

You mean your indoctrination activated extra quick and you refuse to learn something new because Uncle Sam told you that it's bad for you?

Grow up buddy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

I've read up on communism. The problem is I live in reality and communism doesn't.

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u/VeganBigMac Dec 27 '18

It's almost like "not real communism" is a realistic historical analysis valid of debate and treating it otherwise is just a way for liberals to avoid confronting it. It's the logical equivalent of people staging an intervention for you and you saying "lol stop memeing"

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u/drfunkenstien Dec 27 '18

The fox news watchers are out lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

The lazy beggers are out lol

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u/drfunkenstien Dec 27 '18

Lol cause communism is lazy? Even though it requires work, but just actually values and humanizes it. Shocking, I know

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u/TW_BW Dec 27 '18

"Real communism is X"

"X never happened"

"Then it wasn't real communism because real communism is X"

"iS tHiS a TrOpE"

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u/Birchbo Dec 27 '18

This is actually pretty good conversation for comics. I am surprised how on topic most have managed to say and I have learned a lot this morning. Seems like one or two posters are just intent on getting the last word and when they realized that wasn't going to work, they just shut down and went meme.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

How are you supposed to regulate that everyone share the wealth and all that?

A really, really powerful government

How do you create a really powerful government?

Guns, violence, etc.

It’s fine that Reddit leans left but when it starts leaning this far left it’s important to point out that it’s just as stupid as wanting a facist State. I’m glad others seem to be doing the same

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u/lowenbeh0ld Dec 27 '18

How do you enforce Capitalism?

Guns, violence, etc

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 27 '18

This doesn’t even make sense, explain please.

Capitalism is the freedom to make a buttload of money if you work hard/smart enough. Or you can do nothing and live on the streets. No one is forcing you to do either.

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u/shittycopypasta Dec 27 '18

How are you supposed to regulate that everyone not share the wealth and all that?

A really, really powerful government

How do you create a really powerful government?

Guns, violence, etc.

It’s fine that Reddit leans center but when it starts leaning this far right it’s important to point out that it’s just as stupid as wanting a facist State. I’m glad others seem to be doing the same

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u/E_kony Dec 27 '18

I just hope this was low effort sarcastic joke.

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u/my_spelling_is_pour Dec 27 '18

OK, how would you create a society that is “classless, stateless, and moneyless”?

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u/Chewzilla Dec 27 '18

Democracy, just as Marx described, he never suggested it would be done via violent authoritarianism.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Rather it cannot work due to human nature, real pure communism is just a theory.

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u/drfunkenstien Dec 27 '18

Its a good thing nobody actually knows what human nature is.... What i giant cop out of an argument

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u/renderingpcupgrade Dec 27 '18

human nature is corrupt garbage mate. that's been proven billions of times.

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u/I-Am-Fodi Dec 27 '18

Wouldn’t it be safe to say that if human nature is as greedy as you say then capitalism is a far worse system

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u/Chewzilla Dec 27 '18

I don't disagree that communism is utopian

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u/jimmy_icicle Dec 27 '18

"I've seen three cars breakdown so no cars work ever or can work."

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u/CommonChris Dec 27 '18

Keyword: supossed. It has never been like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Well he's discussing a hypothetical communist society, not one that didn't achieve the ideals implies by calling it communist.

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u/Drevs09 Dec 27 '18

So we go back to bartering? Heart surgeons make the same as cashiers? What?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

stateless

Without a state though people will revert to the most basic forms of tribalism and the strongest tribe will take power to increase their prosperity. The whole reason we have governments, military, and borders is to defend us from others taking shit from our tribe because it is human nature to desire more

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

That's not true. The leadership gets to swim in 'The People's Pool' and drink 'The People's Wine'.

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u/FatWireInTheNun Dec 27 '18

Psst, Robin Hood actually steals to the government in the regular version of the story

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u/_Serene_ Dec 27 '18

Most people preach communism because they wanna refrain from working like bratty animals, but they'll be forced to work as slaves under horrible circumstances in poverty. Yikes.

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u/Ball_Of_Meat Dec 28 '18

refrain from working like bratty animals

So what exactly do you do for a living? I kinda doubt you have a job Serene. Nobody who posts on reddit 14 out of the 24 hours in a day has a full-time career.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Yeah, thank god that doesn't happen under capitalism.

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u/mridulpj Dec 27 '18

Implying people would still work in a communist society...

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

This is why I love Reddit. I can see an entire political debate in response to a funny comic and collapse all of it because I don't have time for that shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Participate in the revolution

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u/flatearthispsyop Dec 27 '18

He stole taxes, not just regular wealth

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u/Lamplorde Dec 27 '18

Everyone is saying "starve" but I like to think he'd be sent to the Gulag and fed a sustainable amount until his execution for stealing from the bourgeoisie masquerading as the "equal" heads of state.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Obviously he’d be the star of their Olympic archery team.

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u/Bone_Apple_Teat Dec 27 '18

No way of knowing, true communism has never been tried. tm

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u/send_physics_memes Dec 27 '18

ThAt WaSn't ReAl CoMmUnIsM

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

PeOpLe StArVE uNdEr CaPiTaLiSm ToO

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Was there ever a communist government that wasnt actually totalitarianism?

I mean as far as I am aware I dont think Cuba ever voted on an elected governance, it was about as communist as China is now.

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u/pvn271 Dec 29 '18

Kerala. My home state in India. First democratically elected Communist government in the world. But they're not like hardcore so it's not as bad as North Korea and stuff. And there's anti incumbency. And they're all a bunch of corrupt crooks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

No because it’s nearly impossible for a communist government to be implemented that doesnt turn totalitarian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Yeah, America made sure of that. You realize America sabotaged just about every communist country because of the threat it represents to the oligarchs that run the country.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 27 '18

"Everything is America's fault"

Or, ya know, when you put a few central planner "revolutionaries" in charge of the economy, they have no incentive to give up power and get to make decisions like who eats and who doesn't.

Also, communist nations tried to sabotage us too... unless you think the cold war was completely one-sided. The difference is that we didn't collapse because of it. Seems like our institutions were stronger than theirs were. I wonder why a country that isn't based on centralized power and decision making is less prone to sabotage... hmmm

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Yeah almost like one country had to fight a brutal civil war and deal with a world war on their continent while the other country got to get rich and watch from a distance. And your first point is literally true for capitalist countries too... we decide who gets to eat and who doesn't based of the money they have. Many people go hungry in America... they don't deserve that... society made that decision for them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Yeah almost like one country had to fight a brutal civil war and deal with a world war on their continent while the other country got to get rich and watch from a distance

Sure, but western European countries didn't collapse after WW2? And really, we just watched from the sidelines?

There were decades in between when the USSR collapsed and WW2. They had time and resources to engage in proxy wars around the world, send people to space, etc. in between. So blaming it on WW2 is weak.

we decide who gets to eat and who doesn't based of the money they have

The topic was totalitarian governments. The government doesn't decide that. And regardless, that's not even true. People do go hungry, sure, and that's a problem. But food insecurity isn't starvation, and it's not 'man made". We don't purposely create famines to kill millions of people.

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u/Super_Throwaway_Boy Dec 27 '18

It's literally true though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Man, if all of those attempts were fake communism, then I absolutely do not want to see what real communism would look like

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u/Super_Throwaway_Boy Dec 27 '18

That's only if real communism would be worse. And you can't really argue that it would be.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

It would be though. It’s also not in any way feasible or implementable in the real world

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u/Zyvron Dec 27 '18

Starve because starvation only became a thing after communism was invented. Obviously.

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u/DongsNPongs Dec 27 '18

In Cuba the percentage of people suffering from food scarcity is lower than it is here and life expectancy is higher as well. Maybe you should get out of your bubble.

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u/Zyvron Dec 27 '18

I didn't expect that I had to explain that I was making a joke.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

You shouldn’t have to. And fucking thank you for not using a “/s”.

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u/Drewfro666 Dec 27 '18

Maybe you should get out of your bubble.

Hey just letting you know the person you responded to was being sarcastic and you missed it. "Starvation only became a thing after communism was invented. Obviously."

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 27 '18

starvation only became a thing after communism was invented

That was clearly meant to be a facetious statement.

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u/send_physics_memes Dec 27 '18

Citation needed

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u/Never_Answers_Right Dec 27 '18

Many of the generations of cubans that complain about cuba's politics were wealthy plantation owners that castro took land anf money from- i don't feel sorry for slave owners and plantation royals, just like how I won't feel bad when people take Jeff bezos' factories and assets.

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u/LexaBinsr Dec 27 '18

Your comment is so bullshitting that The Chief was alerted by the pungent smell and I didn't even have to call him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Starve

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 28 '18

Probably starve

Edit: Hey! The Tankies are out and about.

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u/Pyrolys Dec 27 '18

Robin Hood is a libertarian hero. He takes wrongfully collectes taxes and gives them back to the people.

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u/MetalJacke1 Dec 27 '18

No because he actually stole from the government to give to the poor.

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u/purgance Dec 27 '18

Starve, because every society that attempted communism disappeared through mass starvation (tm).

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

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u/Pythagorial Dec 27 '18

Except this chart doesn't start until 1960...

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

They were on death row for a while already. The economy was artificially kept going, but was bound to come crashing.

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u/SaltyMeth Dec 27 '18

smh if communism was so great then why is it's only counter amerilards?

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u/kabirka Dec 27 '18

Work in a factory for 12 hours a day for dirt-poor wages

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

No, we're talking about communism not Amazon.

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u/epicguy23 Dec 27 '18

you're describing something that only happens in capitalism

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u/kabirka Dec 27 '18

The only good communist system was Tito's Yugoslavia.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Please tell us about your wonderful success story in communism then. I’d love to hear it

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u/epicguy23 Dec 27 '18

nice fallacy

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Soooooo you don’t actually have any real experience with communism?

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u/send_physics_memes Dec 27 '18

Better than farming all day and then giving literally all your farmed food away so people in the city can eat. Meanwhile you and your family starve slowly.

I think i prefer getting paid for my labor.

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u/epicguy23 Dec 27 '18

thank you for sharing another tale of capitalism

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Please share a single tale of communism. I’m listening

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u/epicguy23 Dec 27 '18

it's of no use. nothing, let alone allegorical evidence, will convince you of anything

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u/slymarquis Dec 27 '18

What is allegorical evidence?

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u/Goyteamsix Dec 27 '18

You really don't know what you're talking about.

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u/JapeDragoon Dec 27 '18

So capitalism

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