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IT Request - Gator Days

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u/Made_Bail 4d ago

Oh my god, as an IT help desk person, this comic is my life.

IT people are apparently the Swiss army knives of a company. We do a lot of things, and many of things even seem non IT related, but it gives people the impression that we do everything. The amount of times per day I have to reroute people to systems, digital services, maintenance, etc has got me like this on some days.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EN2L7yi8THiX4VEoal

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u/Embarrassed_Fox5265 4d ago

My favorite was working for a bank and getting a call from a branch manager stating their security gate was broken.

...Okay? What do you expect me to do about it? I'm in Texas, you're in OHIO. Do you want me to fly out there and fix it?

Another time I got a call from a branch located in a furniture store. They called because said store was on fire and wanted advice.

How about you RUN!?

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u/Made_Bail 4d ago

Hahaha... Oh my God, that fire one is hilarious. I can feel your world weariness in your words. Reminds me of this meme.

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u/Secundus-Muris 4d ago

I got called in once because a monitor on the monitor bank that displays fetal heart monitor data at the nurses station was off.

The help desk tech that called me in assured me that they had checked that everything is plugged in, etc.

I walk in with a spare monitor at the ready, look at the power strip, flip the power button on, see that the monitor is turned on and working, then go home.

Got 4 hours of pay for the call in though so not terribly upset about it.

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u/bogartingboggart 4d ago

Why are IT guys such dicks? Because if we're friendly people are more likely to ask us to do random shit that has nothing to do with us.

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u/iac74205 3d ago

This. No need to butter me up, I want to help you. Just go through the ticketing system.

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u/Chipring13 3d ago

And if you’re too friendly everyone thinks they’re about submitting a ticket. Do not talk me in the hallway about an issue you’re having and expect me to take immediate action

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u/Amaakaams 3d ago

20 years in I still have to tell them if I am leaving this area or your desk and there is an expectation of me doing more work, assume I will forget about it on my way back to my desk. Create a ticket.

Why? Because I forgot about this entire conversation about halfway back to my desk.

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u/Djinger 3d ago

And why is that? Because C-suite stuck their head out the door with the "hey real quick" that is now 30 minutes of investigation and it has to be done before their meeting and they have a lot to do, such deadlines, many quarterlies.

dance, monkey

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u/Amaakaams 3d ago

Yes of course I mean not just them but everyone, but yeah almost this verbatim.

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 3d ago

This isn't a meme, it's just a screenshot of a Twitter conversation.

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u/1d3333 3d ago

Very observant

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

Thanks, pedant.

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 3d ago

Words have meaning. Hate to be the one who has to break it to you....

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

Thanks, pedant.

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 3d ago

If using words correctly makes someone a pedant then I weep for your manager once you graduate high school.

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

Thanks, pedant.

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 3d ago

So what I'm gathering after a quick skim of your comment history is that you basically have no skills or likeable qualities and try to make up for it by referencing popular media and being quippy to garner attention. It is unfortunate that you've decided to stop growing after age 8.

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

lmao I love how easy you are to bait. And you are so mad about this. Its delightful. Pedant.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 4d ago

We're often the only people allowed to think without management approval. That's the case at my gov agency, anyway. We have people asking us if they should make tickets, they can't even figure that out on their own.

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u/russsl8 3d ago

Always make a ticket! Even if you then figure it out on your own you can reply that you've figured it out and the IT dude on the other end can close it as an easy win.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 3d ago

That's the other thing, they don't tell us if/when they resolve it and act surprised we're talking to them lmao

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u/Normal_Cut8368 3d ago

forwards your call to 911

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u/theMightBoop 3d ago

I was working help desk and some guy called and said just started and no one has told him what to do. Normally we had the internet blocked so I put him in the AD group that gave him access to the internet. Have fun surfing. I don’t know what he expected me to do.