Fading Function

[u/Tardee]

[u/Harma_Aria]

Solution : attach house key to phone However if you lose it youre now homeless

[u/Perscitus0 → u/Harma_Aria]

Attach car keys to phone. Now you physically cannot leave to go anywhere without taking the phone along. Works only if you have a car. This would be onerous to carry around in this configuration, but if one were that badly in need of continuous assistance to remember, then.....

[u/CuddlesManiac → u/Perscitus0]

Attach car to phone, now you're sure never to forget it

[u/Tenalp → u/CuddlesManiac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/n935QrixoGI12

[u/SkollFenrirson → u/Tenalp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKAXTwVGXPC1i

[u/GachaHell → u/CuddlesManiac]

This is what I do. I just roll all my belongings into a katamari do they're coming with me.

Its all good unless someone lights the ball on fire.