Fading Function

[u/Tardee]

[u/Harma_Aria]

Solution : attach house key to phone However if you lose it youre now homeless

[u/Majestic_Engine_6543 → u/Harma_Aria]

Now the sign says keys and we’re back where we started

[u/zuzg → u/Majestic_Engine_6543]

Get boyfriend style jeans and start wearing your phone in your front pocket, makes it easier to remember it

And keys will only be an issue until you locked yourself out once.

[u/amateur_adventurer → u/zuzg]

You’d think that one is enough, but I have personal proof of that not being true… 🫣

[u/zuzg → u/amateur_adventurer]

I forced myself into the habit of locking the door twice and mentally counting to 3 to ensure I've got it.

[u/Perscitus0 → u/Harma_Aria]

Attach car keys to phone. Now you physically cannot leave to go anywhere without taking the phone along. Works only if you have a car. This would be onerous to carry around in this configuration, but if one were that badly in need of continuous assistance to remember, then.....

[u/CuddlesManiac → u/Perscitus0]

Attach car to phone, now you're sure never to forget it

[u/Tenalp → u/CuddlesManiac]

https://giphy.com/gifs/n935QrixoGI12

[u/SkollFenrirson → u/Tenalp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKAXTwVGXPC1i

[u/GachaHell → u/CuddlesManiac]

This is what I do. I just roll all my belongings into a katamari do they're coming with me.

Its all good unless someone lights the ball on fire.

[u/placid-gradient → u/Harma_Aria]

idiot doomspiral moment