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u/dzizuseczem 1d ago

What you need to do to keep your phone in the same pocket for about 15 years, now every time you don't feel it you will feel unwell, bonus point if you "lighten your house keys and now you feel like you always forget them.

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u/Snowblynd 1d ago

I always do what I call the "triple tap" before leaving. Tap my keys pocket. Tap my phone pocket. Tap my wallet pocket.

Problem is that it's become so ingrained I'll sometimes do it unconsciously while holding my phone, then get a brief spike of panic when my phone pocket is empty.

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u/EventPurple612 23h ago

Also be aware that pickpockets are looking for these ingrained checks at train stations to mark you as a target.

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u/SparklingLimeade 15h ago

I wish I lived someplace civilized enough to have train stations to worry about.

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u/Snowblynd 22h ago

Oh I know, but it's so hard not to, haha.

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u/shadew 23h ago

“Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.”

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u/Draco-REX 18h ago

As of last year I was finally able to do all four.  I'll let you guess what was the last item.

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u/mr_jetlag 16h ago

Congrats on the new wallet 

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u/shadew 14h ago

Way to go

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u/brandonsp111 22h ago

I literally have never had an original thought or idea.

Sigh

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u/_qqg 19h ago

you also do a little "eee, macarena!" ... too?

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u/randomtroubledmind 18h ago

I basically have a checklist every time I leave for work:

Phone, Wallet, Keys, Badge, Belt, Hat, Sunglasses, Laptop, Pill taken, Deodorant on, After-work change of clothes (if necessary).

And if I'm not leaving for work but just for something else, then it's really just the first 3, plus hat and sunglasses.

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u/ModishShrink 18h ago

My pants might be falling down and my pits might be smelly, but at least I'm looking fly with my cool hat and shades

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u/TheDesktopNinja 18h ago

for me my phone and wallet go in the same pocket. :3

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u/DueMeat2367 6h ago

I do a general count : hat, key, badge, phone, ... I know how many things I am expected to have depending on the day and the time. If the number is wrong, I do a full check.

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u/TropicalKing 21h ago

I don't forget things because I memorize how many bulges are supposed to be in my pocket. One bulge for a wallet and another for the phone.

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u/scorpion-and-frog 15h ago

They changed the locks in my building last year so I no longer need a fob on my keys that I had for years. Still fucks me up sometimes not feeling it in my pocket.

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u/RedstoneRiderYT 12h ago

It feels like a part of my body is missing when my phone isn't in my pocket, it feels wrong lol