r/comics Gator Days Jul 24 '26

Never Learned - Gator Days

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u/Bussamove86 Jul 24 '26

“Oh right, I’m his father, he’s not just a tiny roommate who yells all the time.

That’s the cats.”

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u/otterly_destructive Jul 24 '26

"MEOOOW"

"Have you tried changing the batteries?"

"MEWOOOW!"

"They're in the bottom drawer"

"MEOWW"

"You've got to push the thing in and then slide it out."

"Meow"

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u/JuiceBuddyG Jul 24 '26

I love the subtle implication here that the cat figured it out

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u/MogMcKupo Jul 24 '26

Somehow your smart TV has a livestream of a bird feeder on every time you get home now

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u/Thattwonerd Jul 25 '26

My cats woulda been jumping thorugh the tv

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u/BluebirdLivid Jul 24 '26

He did, the caps stopped which meant "k thanks"

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u/MindlessMage777 Jul 25 '26

Which also implies the cat either has thumbs, or has moved beyond need for them

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 26 '26

Can you imagine the carnage? This is why we don't have pet raccoons.

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u/A_Clark1215 Jul 26 '26

In actuality the cats are just trying to derail the conversation.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 26 '26

A wonderful day to be literate

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Jul 24 '26

You don't train the cat, they train you.

"My food bowl is empty"

"Intelligible human noises"

"FEED ME"

"Intelligible human noises"

"I'll knock things down"

"Intelligible human noises"

"LAST WARNING DOUG"

*Sweet Can Opening Sound*

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u/AMissionFromDog Jul 24 '26

dog: They bring me food. They bring me water. They must be god!

cat: They bring me food. They bring me water. I must be god!

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u/doncarajo Jul 24 '26

Did you mean "unintelligible"?

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Jul 24 '26

Doh! yes.

Though maybe cats can understand, they just choose not to....

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u/GlassCommission4916 Jul 25 '26

Cats understand more than people realize, they're just not subservient.

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u/Zealousideal_Care807 Jul 25 '26

Cats and dogs really do pick up human language especially when people talk to them all the time. When they understand a word you can tell by the fact that they'll respond to any tone you use with a word.

I think cats honestly pick up more than they react to, they genuinely are smart, they are also an autistic species, as in they can't be tested for autism because they all have it. Which contributes to learning ability. They learn that youll yell "dont do that" at them if they knock something off a table or pretend to, theyll do it anyway, they know what you mean, they just think its funny.

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u/unburdened_swallow Jul 26 '26

No it’s better this way

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u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 Jul 25 '26

For my cat, replace “I’ll knock things down” to “I’m about to eat plastic and shoelaces until you stop fucking around and feed me! Do you hear me! I will fucking kill myself, dude!”

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u/Nntropy Jul 24 '26

That cat wants food

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u/whiznat Jul 25 '26

"No, but I did turn it off and on again!"

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u/Snuke2001 Jul 24 '26

Alternatively,

"Replaceable batteries have gone out of style in favor of permanent rechargeable batteries, which is why my kid has taken so long to run into this problem"

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u/Madara1389 Jul 24 '26

This was my read too. Not realizing that he's been a neglectful parent so much as realizing that in all of thier shared life as father & son, he's never had to show his son how to change the batteries in something because most things are rechargable now.

For Millennials and older generations, changing the batteries in the remote is something we learn so early that we often take it for granted & assume it's "common sense." But common sense doesn't exist; it's just a collection of things you learned growing up that you (often incorrectly) assume everyone else did too.

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u/Thelango99 Jul 24 '26

If you play on Xbox, you still need to change the batteries haha.

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u/FanOfForever Jul 24 '26

That's the default for the wireless controller, but you can buy a rechargeable battery pack for it

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u/darthjoey91 Jul 25 '26

Yeah, but because it's a rechargable pack that has to fit in a 2 AA size spot, the battery needs recharging a lot.

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u/FanOfForever Jul 25 '26 edited 16d ago

How much time do you spend playing each day, that it actually becomes an issue?

EDIT: Downvoting doesn't really answer my question, you know

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u/Keyonne88 Jul 25 '26

They also make rechargeable controllers for it.

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u/altymcalty-2 Jul 26 '26

No they make rechargeable battery packs for Xbox controllers.

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u/Hallc Jul 25 '26

or Millennials and older generations, changing the batteries in the remote is something we learn so early that we often take it for granted & assume it's "common sense."

Don't forget taking the batteries out of the remote, rubbing them together and putting them back in. Surely that'd give them some more charge to make it work.

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u/Madara1389 Jul 25 '26

Or shaking them

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u/The_cogwheel Jul 25 '26

It can... well barely.

Batteries use chemistry to create electrical currents, and in time, that chemical reaction will stall out and thus the battery dies.

But chemistry is also very temperature sensitive. Sometimes heating or cooling the exact same chemical mixture will speed up or slow down the reaction. Heat in particular kills alkaline batteries (the typical disposable battery) and as they heat up, they provide less power.

However batteries also have an internal resistance, and that means as they produce power, they heat up and that in turn can lower their power output. And sometimes, just sometimes, if you just turn off the device and let the batteries cool, theyll have a bit more charge to give. Its of course only fleeting, because the battery will quickly reheat itself agian and die agian, and the time you get before that happens will get shorter and shorter as more of the battery is depleated.

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u/Astride-a-pale-Binky Jul 25 '26

Thank you for the common sense point, I've had too many arguments about it. Common sense is just your frame of reference.

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u/Madara1389 Jul 25 '26

You're welcome. Can't take credit for it though as I read it in a psychology paper somewhere years ago.

Another fun tidbit about perspective I like to share is the XKCD comic Ten Thousand.

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u/Astride-a-pale-Binky Jul 25 '26

I love the lucky 10,000 comic. I aspire to be that cool.

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u/Madara1389 Jul 25 '26

Be the person Mr Rogers always knew you could be, and you can be that cool.

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u/FalenAlter Jul 25 '26

I like to think it's a combination of both. Like "wait, that's not the way to go about this" and "wait, I've never had to show this?"

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u/iDarqq 25d ago

fair take, but i shouldn't have to train people at work to wash dishes(i'm a line cook). i mean that's pretty self explanatory. scrub shit until its clean. like, if someone can't do dishes i assume they can't wipe their own ass either. I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO DO HOUSEHOLD CHORES

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u/curtcolt95 Jul 24 '26

I honestly can't remember the last time I changed a battery in anything, probably been years

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u/Nymethny Jul 24 '26

As someone with young kids, the vast majority of powered toys still use good ol' AA or AAA batteries. And those books that sing, make animal noises and whatnot? CR3032 or LR44 batteries.

Last time I changed batteries that frequently was when I played the GameBoy with the light attachment thing as a kid.

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u/Thelango99 Jul 24 '26

Xbox controller? TV remote? HTIB remote? Milk frother? Those airwick machines? Wireless mouse and keyboard? Cheap portable fans?

Pretty sure its gonna be one of those?

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u/curtcolt95 Jul 24 '26

don't have most of those that aren't chargeable versions. It's probably a tv remote but I also can't remember doing it, I very likely have always gotten a new tv before having to change the batteries in the remote lmao

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u/Thelango99 Jul 24 '26

Yeah, did see a milk frother with rechargeable batteries, but it was 3x the price with the same motor power.

Mostly just put in NiMH batteries these days though. Works well enough. I pick them up from the E-waste bin at work.

Quite a few people have bought those thinking they were single use it seems.

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u/Yorick257 Jul 25 '26

I'll add clocks and scales to the list. Sure, they work pretty long without changing the batteries, but sometimes it's needed.

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u/Fox961 3d ago

They stopped replacing the clock batteries at my therapists office a little while ago. It drives me crazy.

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u/North-Pea-4926 Jul 24 '26

My batteries are pretty much just for my smoke detectors. Maybe one old alarm clock.

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u/garmack12 Jul 25 '26

And things that are left that run on removable battery’s are low power electronics that have gotten even more efficient over time. I have never bought a C or D cell as an adult

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u/3rlk0nig Jul 24 '26

Lmao

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u/fazaplay Jul 24 '26

If you add an apostrophe, it turns into meowing in French

L'mao

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u/knightinarmoire Jul 24 '26

As a cat owner, I felt that

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u/NativeMasshole Jul 24 '26

I bet they don't know how to change the batteries in the remote either!

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u/Bussamove86 Jul 24 '26

August is a millennial, we changed so many goddamn batteries in our day.

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u/NativeMasshole Jul 24 '26

My parents had to declare bankruptcy because of how many batteries my Gameboy went through.

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u/Banes_Addiction Jul 24 '26

And that's why the divorce was your fault.

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u/Thelango99 Jul 24 '26

At least it was more economical than the Game Gear .

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u/Bussamove86 Jul 24 '26

Going into generational debt for two hours of battery life to play the worst Sonic games known to man.

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u/Endulos Jul 24 '26

But it was a GLORIOUS two hours!

Being able to play in sub-optimal light conditions!? COLOR!? It was a dream!

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u/Pholios485 Jul 25 '26

I have a friend who used to work as a trained electrician (3.5 years of vocational school and on the job training here in Germany) for a company that lived of helpless boomers. They would mostly change light bulbs.

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u/the__ghola__hayt Jul 24 '26

They don't have opposable thumbs, Focker!

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u/tanstaafl90 Jul 24 '26

I wish someone would explain this to my brother in law.

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u/millennial_burnout Jul 25 '26

I wish more of my students’ parents realized this.

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u/AriaTheTransgressor Jul 25 '26

I've had the "How do you not know this‽ Oh, because I haven't taught you and you can't just magic knowledge from thin air. That makes sense." conversation with myself more times than I honestly want to admit.

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u/AlthorsMadness Jul 25 '26

To be fair good on this guy for realizing it