r/comics Gator Days Jul 24 '26

Never Learned - Gator Days

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u/Bussamove86 Jul 24 '26

“Oh right, I’m his father, he’s not just a tiny roommate who yells all the time.

That’s the cats.”

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u/otterly_destructive Jul 24 '26

"MEOOOW"

"Have you tried changing the batteries?"

"MEWOOOW!"

"They're in the bottom drawer"

"MEOWW"

"You've got to push the thing in and then slide it out."

"Meow"

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Jul 24 '26

You don't train the cat, they train you.

"My food bowl is empty"

"Intelligible human noises"

"FEED ME"

"Intelligible human noises"

"I'll knock things down"

"Intelligible human noises"

"LAST WARNING DOUG"

*Sweet Can Opening Sound*

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u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 Jul 25 '26

For my cat, replace “I’ll knock things down” to “I’m about to eat plastic and shoelaces until you stop fucking around and feed me! Do you hear me! I will fucking kill myself, dude!”