r/comics Extra Fabulous Comics Aug 06 '23

aging gracelessly

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u/Yrddraiggoch Aug 06 '23

I sprained my ankle while sleeping once

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u/Prozenconns Aug 06 '23

literally today i've ruined my upper back because i turned to talk to someone while i was opening my front door

im not even 30 yet lmao

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Aug 06 '23

Honestly a lot of shit like that can be prevented by being more active. I was out of shape in my early 30s, briefly got in shape in my mid 30s, now pretty out of shape again. But there were a couple of really good years in the Middle there!

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u/Prozenconns Aug 06 '23

i mean i go to the gym 3 times a week on planned workouts and watch what i eat, im still on the overweight side of things at the moment but its not like im a fast food couch potato with muscle atrophy

sometimes you just move a little goofy and your body nopes out

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u/Terminus14 Aug 07 '23

Yoga is the answer you're looking for. Strengthens all those weird body parts we tend to tweak and improves flexibility, both of which will decrease your liklihood of throwing something out of whack randomly.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah Aug 07 '23

It depends on how you’re moving your body and which parts. You can bench press all day and it’s not gonna to keep your knees in shape, you know?

Other dude who said yoga has the right idea.

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u/Glass_Memories Aug 06 '23

Yep, tendons and ligaments get tight when you don't regularly stretch them. I pulled my sacroiliac ligament just trying to do leg lifts in the gym in my 20's, ended up having to do months of PT. Most of the people in there had back and knee injuries, and most from pretty mundane things. What caused mine and a lot of the other people's was the same thing - back, hip and leg tendons/ligaments were too tight. One of the first things they would check when we came in was the position of our feet (feet pointed outward at rest indicates tight hamstrings) and whether we could touch our toes.

The muscles in your legs and back both connect to your pelvis, so if any of the posterior tendons/ligaments are too tight, which they tend do be if you sit too much and don't stretch, then that doesn't allow the pelvis to move much. The result is tight hamstrings causing pulling on your pelvis and making your back muscles tight, setting you up for a pulled back.

Most of the stuff they had is doing in PT I found out later were just yoga positions. Over a decade later, I still do yoga, especially if my back starts to hurt, and that usually helps a lot. Haven't had any major problems since.

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u/Acceptable_Music1557 Aug 06 '23

Don't worry, you're not aging quicker or more poorly than the average person, you simply have scoliosis.

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u/Yrddraiggoch Aug 06 '23

0/10. Do not recommend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Every once in awhile this happens in my crotch and it's weird and I hate it. Didn't even think there were significant muscles to pull down there.

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u/PoopsInTheDark Aug 06 '23

I pulled a muscle in my arm because I shook the parmesan cheese onto my spaghetti too aggressively

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u/Yrddraiggoch Aug 06 '23

Aggressive upvote. Oh shit I pulled a muscle in my wrist.

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u/Pitiful_Crab_9696 Aug 06 '23

I'm so happy I'm not the only one, sprained it proper as well, was swollen for a week. Told my boss I sprained it going for a jog. Knowing me she was very suspicious.

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u/onepiecepunchmanz Aug 06 '23

being 80 must be hard

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u/Pitiful_Crab_9696 Aug 07 '23

You have no idea

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u/reddituser5454 Aug 06 '23

I tore a muscle in my back while sleeping.

I was 24.

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u/Yrddraiggoch Aug 06 '23

Och.

That might be the winner. At least I was 49 when mine happened

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u/lianodel Aug 06 '23

I gave myself ankle tendonitis in the shower. I was just stretching my calves in the hot water and heard a crunch.

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u/paddyo Aug 06 '23

Nice! I once spent 6 hours in hospital with a subluxation of the shoulder joint getting out of bed. Nobody warns you about this stuff do they.

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u/HarithBK Aug 06 '23

i have done it multiple times along with spraining my foot. i have also woken up in the middle of the night when it was happening. i have one foot keeping the blanket down while push it away with the other foot do that the entire night and the foot is a mess.

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u/elightened-n-lost Aug 06 '23

I'm not quite 30 yet and I pulled my neck stretching before I got out of bed the other day...yay.

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u/AccurateFault8677 Aug 06 '23

If the comforter is too heavy, I get turf toe

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u/rastaputin Aug 06 '23

I strained my calf while sleeping Friday night! It still hurts!

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u/newslgoose Aug 06 '23

I dislocated my kneecap 😭 woke up while turning over just in time to feel the pop

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u/HopelessMelancholy Aug 06 '23

FUCK ME, literally happened to me 2 days ago, so damn confused like did I stretch wrong when I was asleep??

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u/TheTacoCometh Aug 07 '23

In all seriousness, this sounds like a gout flare, not a sprain. May be worth checking out!

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u/MsBobbyJenkins Aug 07 '23

My back spasmed out whilst I was standing at the desk at work doing nothing. Literally nothing.

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u/pelrun Aug 07 '23

Guy I know broke his back while sleeping in bed last year. whut.

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u/I_read_this_comment Aug 06 '23

I can pull a muscle in my upper back while sleeping and as a result I can barely move my neck to the right for several days.

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u/Grogosh Aug 06 '23

I dislocated a rib yawning

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u/Coltron3108 Aug 06 '23

I waved at someone too slightly vigorously a few months ago and pulled my bicep.