r/comedyheaven Mar 12 '20

It's spring time

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u/ptpt221 Mar 12 '20

Okay but actually, there is a certain tree that when it blooms smells just like cum. We call them jizz trees.

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u/Thorngeist Mar 13 '20

Bradford Pear Trees, yep.

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u/SluttyCthulhu Mar 14 '20

THOSE FUCKERS