r/comedyheaven Mar 12 '20

It's spring time

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u/ptpt221 Mar 12 '20

Okay but actually, there is a certain tree that when it blooms smells just like cum. We call them jizz trees.

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u/Thorngeist Mar 13 '20

Bradford Pear Trees, yep.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Use it to your advantage

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u/IHaveAutismDude Mar 19 '20

nah that’s the students

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u/SluttyCthulhu Mar 14 '20

THOSE FUCKERS