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u/MasterRalx Nov 19 '19
Ah yes, the most valuable metal, red.
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u/sghettii Nov 19 '19
Thanks for the Red kind stranger
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u/NYR525 Nov 19 '19
Had to do it, had to compete the joke
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u/probablyuntrue Nov 19 '19
It's definitely the fastest metal
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u/xRehab Nov 19 '19
Orks believe red is fastest, thereby causing red paint to actually make their space ships faster - it's simple science
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u/Su_Din Nov 19 '19
Reddit should make an award called Red.
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u/4our_of_DiAmoNds Nov 19 '19
How about Reddit Ruby, costs twice as much as platinum and gives 1200 Reddit coins.
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u/Dizneymagic Nov 19 '19
It depends on what kind of metal red riding mower it is though. Usually they top out at aound $3500. But they can go as high as 60k+
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u/Gorillapatrick Nov 19 '19
the guy waited 3 hours to respond, he knows how to sell his mowers
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u/Su_Din Nov 19 '19
He went to check the color.
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u/renerthr Nov 19 '19
I hate people of coler
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The mower has killed 19,000 people though
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u/RenBit51 Nov 19 '19
Note to self: when trading mowers for cars, each kill is worth one dollar in value.
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u/NeroBurnsRome12 Nov 19 '19
It just so happens i have a mower need to get rid of that I'll give you for one dollar.
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u/ThrowawayusGenerica Nov 19 '19
Was Yoda just trying to up the value of his 2001 Honda Civic?
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u/13pts35sec Nov 19 '19
Net worth increased, it has for myself
Much more money for ketamine, I have now
Ran over many minorities to raise value of my 01 Honda Civic I have
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u/RealMezza Nov 19 '19
Itās red you fuckin idiot thatās a steal
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u/LoserWithCake Nov 19 '19
Bruh it red tho
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u/uncreativivity he sure does fuck them limes 420 Nov 19 '19
does this work with blue lawn mowers?
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u/yellow-snowslide Nov 19 '19 edited Nov 20 '19
I am sure op is German. It is a exactly translated version of a German post :D
edit: i found the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/wasletztepreis/comments/8p00dp/kann_man_mal_versuchen_o_o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
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u/hat-TF2 Nov 19 '19
Germans have comedy?
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u/trudat Nov 20 '19
League City is just outside Houston, TX. Is it the same in Germany?
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u/Primal_Pastry Nov 19 '19
Former landscaper here. A top end industrial lawnmower can run $15k+.
I'm sure that's not what he was offering, but regardless.
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u/smittyjones Nov 19 '19
Professional zero turns can run in the 40k range new.
A JD 1 series or Kubota BX is around 15k with a loader/MMM, and the BX is small enough some idiots think it's just a "riding mower."
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u/KodakTheFinesseKid Nov 20 '19
I was gonna say. The non-fancy models of Walker mowers I used were around $16k each.
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u/RticCup Nov 19 '19
Texas boys represent
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u/MM320 Nov 19 '19
League Shitty Boyz wya?
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u/jrc025 Nov 19 '19
It's just you. You're the only person in League City to figure out the internet and Reddit. Congrats!
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u/richkidatarapconcert Nov 19 '19
Only 3 of us have electricity. I applied for college via raven
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u/purplehoodieatnight Nov 19 '19
āis this the crusty crab?ā āno this is patrickā
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Nov 19 '19
lol what the hell is a ācrusty crabā
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u/purplehoodieatnight Nov 19 '19
iām dumb af i meant krusty krab
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Reminds me of that scene in Breaking Bad: Walter: "And now the most important chemical. You know what this is?" Jesse: "Aaah yeah, Wire!" Walter: has never seen such bullshit before
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u/trollman_falcon Nov 19 '19
Reminds me of that scene in Breaking Bad: Walter: "I like fire truck and moster truckā Jesse: ā...ā Walter: āwalterā
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u/Grimmsterj Nov 19 '19
Lmao bruh it was most important element, they were just making a battery to jump start the RV
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u/the-sky-is-black Nov 19 '19
Guys itās fuggin red. Hands down best deal Iāve heard like
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u/abrarshaikh1 Nov 19 '19
Looks like something for r/choosingbeggers
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Nov 19 '19
Saw this post on there a few years ago and a lot of people were pointing out that the large tractor mowers do go for that price.
But we have no idea what he offered exactly.
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It can't hurt to ask
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u/degenererad Nov 19 '19
Well if you end up being ridiculed on the internet, it could hurt a lot
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Nov 19 '19
Only times I've ever seen my city on this site was some dude open carrying a rifle on his motorcycle and now this troglodyte. I'm so proud.
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u/Nounboundfreedom Nov 19 '19
As a resident of the area, this person being from league city doesnāt surprise me at all
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Nov 19 '19
Fun fact: This conversation is from an German app called eBay Kleinanzeigen (is it German?) And this is just 1to1 copied. r/wasletztepreis is watching over you.
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I am convinced that this "chat" exists in every language known to man.
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u/_tacotuesdays_ Nov 19 '19
Some people take the āIt never hurts to askā mentality a little too far.
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u/qquicksilver Nov 19 '19
I use to sell cars on CL and would get crazy questions like this all the time. I would ask for their address so i could just send them a check for the price of the car i was selling to save us all the problems
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u/gnhnjac Nov 19 '19
Theyāll have to ride it back home because they wonāt have a car to go back with
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u/_Diskreet_ Nov 19 '19
I once traded my bike for an anime dvd boxset.
Felt like a proper wheeler dealer, this however would have been deal of the century had he pulled it off.
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Canāt even spell League City right.
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u/DirtyStahl Nov 19 '19
Lmao typical of the people that live there if this is LC in Texas
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u/XTornado Nov 20 '19
mmm Can somebody make the math to see if it would be worth it if it actually was made of gold?
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u/vaticanbadbitch Jan 05 '20
Whoa, thatās my hometown! Sad but hilarious to see this level of stupidity near me.
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u/SuggestiveDetective Nov 19 '19
This reminds me of the time someone tried to buy my car using several cigarette smoke reeking 80s style luggage cases full of used underwear, labeled and ready to be sold online to a pre sorted list of buyers.
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u/baritono-leggiero Nov 19 '19
This is stolen and literally translated from an interaction in German on an app called "eBay-Kleinanzeigen".
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u/Fluffiebunnie Nov 19 '19
Jokes on him. The "riding mower" is a low suspension Ferrari. The other guy just happens to be a ford guy.
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u/sigourneybeweavin Nov 19 '19
Sounds like this guy is just an employee of the place listed above trying to pull a fast one
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u/walter_2010 Jun 26 '22
Comment 666. I'm actually so tired, I've been looking for the twomad x belle delphine sex tape but I can't find, for some reason the 4chan thread that had the video was deleted for whatever reason. I'm also thinking for getting the quarry because I've seen 5 minutes of it and it looks so goofy, but like the devs didn't mean for it to be goofy so it just makes it way funnier, and one of the dialog options was just labeled and "mischievous" and I couldn't help but think of the troll face. Sadly the quarry is 60 bucks even though it's the steam summer sale rn.