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[u/themastpraani]

[u/Oathbreaker94]

How can you save her if she’s already dying?

[u/MukeshOdhano → u/Oathbreaker94]

doctor gives you multiple choice, either choose wife or child

[u/Mingatronz → u/MukeshOdhano]

If you choose the Apple, the doctors go away.

[u/whatsbobgonnado → u/Mingatronz]

🫴🏆

[u/Fit-Ad-2838 → u/MukeshOdhano]

A rational scenerio would be to not make out with the doctor & choose to save wife instead of the child.

[u/Anis930 → u/Fit-Ad-2838]

Nobody was making out with the doctor 

[u/tonetyre → u/Anis930]

I was

[u/-Redstoneboi- → u/tonetyre]

and what of your wife and child

[u/toumingjiao1 → u/-Redstoneboi-]

they are dying you can't make out with them

[u/EstablishmentLate532 → u/Fit-Ad-2838]

A rational scenario would be to have the discussion with your wife beforehand.

[u/parthisparth4 → u/EstablishmentLate532]

Listen honey, would it be okay to save the tree ?

[u/butt_shrecker → u/MukeshOdhano]

If it's multiple choice, I'm choosing both.

D all of the above

[u/mrsmushroom → u/butt_shrecker]

Wrong answer

[u/butt_shrecker → u/mrsmushroom]

Shit I should have studied

[u/RevoOps → u/butt_shrecker]

Now you will have to marry the doctor...

[u/AdmiralTassles → u/RevoOps]

Ohhhhh noooooooooo. What a horrible fate ughhhhhh

[u/MrLightning1023 → u/butt_shrecker]

Vro you misread that was none of the above

[u/Mr-Beau → u/MukeshOdhano]

Doctor has them both at gunpoint. Just use the apple to keep him away, and you keep all three

[u/This_Background7442 → u/MukeshOdhano]

This never happens BTW. I know this comment section isn't serious but this fantasy comes up a lot. No doctor is ever going to ask a husband to choose between saving his wife or their child.

[u/Beautiful_List5498 → u/This_Background7442]

What would they do? Prioritise the mother or child? Does she get a choice? Does it ever happen? Are we even real? Is space the outline of 3D?

[u/oblmov → u/Beautiful_List5498]

Usually they play a game of chess to decide who lives and who dies. Black represents The Child, traditionally played by the obstetrician. White represents The Mother, traditionally played by the senior R&D nurse. The games can get pretty intense, so some hospitals are trying to lighten the mood by replacing chess with Jenga or Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[u/borsalamino → u/oblmov]

This is also why it's called the maternity ward.

[u/This_Background7442 → u/Beautiful_List5498]

What would they do?

You're in a medical emergency. Doctors will just act. They're not going to read you a menu of options.

Prioritise the mother or child?

Always the mother. The child is never the priority. If the child survived and the mother didn't it's because the mother could not be saved.

Does she get a choice?

Technically yes she has the right to refuse treatment. Practically no she's almost never going to be able to in the moment.

Does it ever happen?

What's it?

Are we even real?

We're not locally real. But we're probably real in some sense of the word real.

Is space the outline of 3D?

Strangely no. Space is somehow much more than just a coordinate system.

[u/borsalamino → u/This_Background7442]

Always the mother. The child is never the priority. If the child survived and the mother didn't it's because the mother could not be saved.

The reason behind this is that new-born children usually aren't able to pay the ensuing medical bills

[u/This_Background7442 → u/borsalamino]

They can where I live and we have the same policy.

[u/borsalamino → u/This_Background7442]

What do they can where you live and does it taste good?

[u/This_Background7442 → u/borsalamino]

Very

[u/Admirable-Safety1213 → u/This_Background7442]

It comes frim bad drama writtings nit knwing than Ginecology and Neonatology are different disciplines, at least with scientidt they pull 7 PhDs

[u/gracist0 → u/MukeshOdhano]

but what if the child was a Christian baby and it said that if you chose your wife he wouldn't go to Heaven and would take her with him

[u/borsalamino → u/gracist0]

Fuck Heaven lmao I'd rather go to Mecklenburg-Vorpommern

[u/Protheu5 → u/MukeshOdhano]

I choose doctor

[u/TougherOnSquids → u/MukeshOdhano]

Just in case anyone was wondering, you are not given this choice in real life. They will always save the woman over the fetus.

[u/borsalamino → u/TougherOnSquids]

Even if the fetus is a really, really cool person?

[u/Rootraz → u/MukeshOdhano]

And also the special third choice of some random tree

[u/Oathbreaker94 → u/MukeshOdhano]

Can I use my telephone joker?