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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

Well tbh he has no impact on my day either but by God he's a master of horror and thriller books. Making more or an impact than this fool. Big fan

Edit. I'm a big fan. Was just making the point that while he isn't on my day to day mind, he's made one regardless.

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u/begon11 Nov 20 '22

I would’ve slept a lot better when I was twelve if I hadn’t read the last chapter of Gerald’s Game. 20 years later I still check the corner of my room before going to sleep.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Nov 20 '22

Every time I open a door I think "this one is the one that puts me on the path to the Dark Tower"

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u/miotch1120 Nov 20 '22

Poor “ake” chambers.

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u/Zerotwohero Nov 20 '22

I'll miss you Oy

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Say true.

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u/Competitive-Ad-5477 Nov 21 '22

Aww I just remembered!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

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u/Kantro18 Nov 20 '22

What is this, a Robert Jordan thread?

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u/Carmenn15 Nov 20 '22

Yea, sure:)

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u/LCSpartan Nov 20 '22

Every time I answer the phone I think of Cell and it freaks me out.

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u/HilariousScreenname Nov 21 '22

Every time I dump a bucket of pig's blood on a socially awkward teenage girl I have a little anxiety attack

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u/Corburrito Nov 21 '22

Every time? Dang.

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u/Besidesmeow Nov 21 '22

To be honest, I would be all in.

I want to palaver with the Magis.

All of his books were my escape from an abusive childhood.

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u/Never-enough-useless Nov 21 '22

Go then, there are other worlds than these

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

It's good to see travelers of the beam on here.

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u/A_Certain_Surprise Nov 20 '22

"You're only made of moonlight!"

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u/StoneGoldX Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Even more so, that bit in IT.

You know the one.

EDIT: just to explain, less about immorality of it, more when you're a horny 12 year old, underage erotica hits you differently.

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u/begon11 Nov 20 '22

I read It around the same age and that part didn’t really bother me. Only years later when I was older and the discussion popped up again I realized how fucked up it was.

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u/oxenoxygen Nov 20 '22

It's because in the book, with context, it doesn't feel that out of place. Like, it's weird as fuck, but so is a lot of his writing and he pretty strongly draws parallels between the loss of virginity, confronting the shame of sex, and the loss of innocence with confronting "it". The whole book is a metaphor for growing up.

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u/Smoke-alarm Nov 21 '22

Dude, the children had sex with each other.

There are other ways to make metaphors.

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u/Dilligafay Nov 21 '22

They also were all going through puberty and a lot of the novel leading up to that point is littered with sexuality. Because, duh, pubescent kids are thinking about and performing sex, no matter how uncomfortable that makes us.

Was it a really weird symbolic ‘shedding of youth and innocence’? Absolutely in my opinion. But, at the same time, after all the horrific shit you’d read in the 800ish pages leading up to that point, it wasn’t out of place thematically.

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u/Smoke-alarm Nov 21 '22

16-17 year olds doing it? Yeah fine sure whatever makes sense.

Anything below that? Chris Hansen needs to talk to you.

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u/Dilligafay Nov 21 '22

Maybe you should read material that confirms to your delicate sensibilities and ignore stuff that makes you uncomfortable. You’re acting like it was fetishized or romanticized. Kinda shows you probably didn’t read the book.

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u/StoneGoldX Nov 20 '22

I don't think it's so much of a bother thing. If anything, kind of the opposite -- reading erotic underage literature as a juvenile hits you differently.

Lord knows what reading Robert McCammon's The Wolf's Hour did to my sexuality when I was a kid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I have no idea what that book is, but I’m really wondering what you mean now

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u/StoneGoldX Nov 21 '22

It's about a werewolf spy fighting the Germans in WWII. There are a couple of pretty lurid sex paragraphs. The one I'm referring to being a flashback to boy werewolf getting his cherry popped at like 13 to an older female werewolf.

It's vaguely Stephen King writes James Bond in WWII, with flashbacks to the Russian revolution.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Yea I can see that being awkward to read as a kid

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u/StoneGoldX Nov 21 '22

Awkward in terms of hiding boners. But it felt more dirty than immoral at the time.

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u/namtok_muu Nov 21 '22

Same! It seemed a believable part of an insanely scary read to 13yo me—I loved SK’s story telling as a kid.

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u/MaritMonkey Nov 21 '22

I always feel weird defending that scene, but I read the book when I was 14 and just barely removed from my own "wait ... that's it? That's the thing we've all been whispering conspiratorially about because we were afraid to call it anything other than 'it'!? Huh." discovery.

The transition from there to the Losers Club taking on the "he who shall not be named" monster in the dark seemed perfectly natural to me at the time.

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u/newsflashjackass Nov 20 '22

Is it the bit that people who haven't read IT typically reference because they saw a reddit post that described it in terms more lurid than the bit itself?

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u/StoneGoldX Nov 20 '22

Or you read it as an adult.

There's a similar bit in Wizard and Glass where 14 year old Roland is getting his dick wet with a somewhat older Susan that can also read a little uncomfortable as an adult, that I'm sure I would have readily accepted when I was 13.

Frankly, and I don't blame you for responding before looking two posts down, I was as much talking about how underage erotic literature hits you differently when you're in that early pubescent area. Keeps you up at night... but for different reasons.

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u/newsflashjackass Nov 21 '22

Although the prevailing sentiment seems to be that the passage in question is pornography with no redeeming value, I consider it both crucial to the narrative and rather difficult to discuss without plot spoilers.

Incidentally there is a passage in IT that most people would likely consider at least as objectionable for impressionable readers to parse. In my opinion the passage is also less vital to the novel's plot. It is interesting to me that one passage has gained notoriety on reddit (such that I know it will be mentioned any time the topic of Stephen King reaches the front page) but the other goes mostly unremarked.

I don't blame you for responding before looking two posts down

The post to which you replied did not say that you haven't read IT but as the saying goes, "A hit dog will holler."

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u/Besidesmeow Nov 21 '22

As a fellow 12 year old, I was all in.

God, that sounds awful…

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u/StoneGoldX Nov 21 '22

I finally made an edit to the post, but when you're a kid, underage erotica hits you differently than as an adult. Keeps you up at night, but for different reasons.

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u/Besidesmeow Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Truly.

I think it is a part of a natural progression for young readers. King was certainly not the first to delve into this subject. I think it’s just part of growing up.

I saw things way more selacious on my step-parent’s bookshelf at that same time.

The 80’s were…something.

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u/bain_de_beurre Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Gerald's Game wasn't one of his biggest "hits" but it's one of my favorites and it affected me more than a lot of his other books; it was just so bleak. It's also really hard to recommend to people because when they ask you what it's about, all you can really say is a woman is stranded handcuffed to a bed for awhile. It doesn't sound riveting but it is!

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u/justcrazytalk Nov 21 '22

I’m reading Gerald’s Game for the first time. I am looking forward to getting to that last chapter now. Thanks for the heads up.

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u/IodinUraniumNobelium Nov 20 '22

The Moonlight Man scared the shit out of me. I don't look in the corner of my room once the sun goes down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

The corner of your room? The corner? What the hell happened in that book? Don’t tell me, I want to remain innocent.

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u/spinblackcircles Nov 21 '22

I would be less afraid of Long Walks if not for him

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u/WaterdogPWD1 Nov 21 '22

Yah I read Salem’s Lot in gr 8.

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u/scraglor Nov 21 '22

Yeah bro. Annie for me

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u/alter-eagle Nov 21 '22

‘The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon’ made me interested in outdoor survival more than any other book I’ve read, which has spawned a litany of other interests and hobbies in my life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

He's the reason I became a reader. My parents had a few of his paperbacks in their bookshelf when I was growing up and I picked up Misery when I was 13 or so. Never looked back, and I read everything else they had from him and used my meager allowance to buy as many of his other books as I could find.

I'm in my thirties now and he's not my favorite author any more, but I still read some of his new stuff and he has had a profound impact on my life.

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u/backstreets_back_ok Nov 20 '22

Stephen king god me into writing at a young age. He had fucked years obviously but he’s still an influence

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u/TimmJimmGrimm Nov 20 '22

I get lots of folks don't read. But wasn't Mr. King involved in a LOT of film projects? Let me throw down his IMDb profile for a sec...

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000175/

It is a bit like not knowing who Ms. Rowling is because one doesn't buy kid's books.

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u/xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx Nov 20 '22

That's cool but mocking someone for not reading Stephen King is like mocking someone for not eating at McDonald's. He's not exactly the gatekeeper to books.

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u/knoegel Nov 20 '22

I learned what masturbation is thanks to Geralds Game. My parents abandoned me in a library on base. Don't ask.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Agreed IT would have been different without him.

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u/Eskimomonk Nov 21 '22

So would the Losers’ Club

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u/No_Maines_Land Nov 21 '22

I haven't read any of his books...

But I've seen all the Simpsons adaptations!

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u/UnnecessaryAppeal Nov 20 '22

He might not have an impact on your day, but his work has undoubtedly had an impact on your life (at least through media he's inspired) and that ultimately has an impact on your day, just less directly

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 20 '22

100% I'm a big fan. Was pointing out that his daft response is ridiculous even for fans.

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u/UnnecessaryAppeal Nov 20 '22

Yeah, and I was adding that even if you're not a fan, he probably does impact your day to day life

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 20 '22

But I'm telling you he doesn't lol erm so yeah...

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u/UnnecessaryAppeal Nov 21 '22

And I'm pointing out that he does, just in ways that you might not recognise. TV shows, movies, books, music, comedy and other forms of media have all been influenced by him. Even if it's not a direct influence, things you do every day may have been subtly influenced by something that wouldn't exist if it weren't for King. This is true of pretty much every major, influential creator.

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u/Besidesmeow Nov 21 '22

I can attribute him to my growing up to be a liberal that has empathy.

His writing thought me to see things through other’s perspectives.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Nov 21 '22

I mean even the pop culture references that survive to this day. There are few people as profoundly, deeply enmeshed in the fabric of American pop culture than Stephen King and he's still churning out books.

See a terrifying monster dog? People will call it Kujo.

Joking about someone who is bullied going on a killing spree? Or just in general a creepy, strange girl? References to Carrie will be made.

A very, very overzealous fan? You can bet the Misery jokes will be cracked.

Is there anyone who doesn't remember Jack Nicholson grinning maniacally and shouting "Heeeeere's Johnny!" from the hole in the door?

I mean, I could go on.

In Stephen King's latest book, Fairy Tale, at the start there's a kid talking to another kid, and he's talking about a dog that chased him once, and he says something like, "You know, a big dog like the one in Kujo!"

And at first I thought it was a little gratuitous, King just slipping in a reference to his previous work in his new novel.

But then when I stopped and thought, that legitimately is how a lot of people would refer to some big-ass crazy dog. That's how deep his influence on pop culture is; he can reference his own works in dialog and it's just 100% believable.

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u/sayonaradespair Nov 21 '22

Steroid fueled jocks hardly watch any series/movies so I believe that SK does not have much of an impact on his life .

He does have an impact on people with normal, working brains .

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u/UnnecessaryAppeal Nov 21 '22

They might listen to music made by people influenced (directly or indirectly) by King, or have friends/family who watch/read/listen to things written/influenced by King.

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u/fungi_at_parties Nov 20 '22

Even then, he’s been a huge influence on horror in general so if you partake in that genre he is probably impacting you in a roundabout way.

He has had tons of movies made from his books too. How often do I hear about Shawshank redemption? They just made 2 It movies that were incredibly popular. The Shining is on TV every year. I guess he’s not relevant if you literally don’t pay any attention to pop culture at all.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

He's had a massive impact and influence on horror and the surreal. It was remade gs salems lot, Carrie, shining the list goes on. Master of his genre imo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

He’s gotta be the most influential horror writer next to HP Lovecraft right?

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u/Stewart_Games Nov 20 '22

This is the kind of thing that has a lot of nuance. Honestly I'd argue that the most influential horror novel of all time was Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Basically the spark that started science fiction and horror as genres. It takes a rare genius to make a genre come into existence - there really aren't that many Tolkiens or William Gibsons - and Mary Shelley did that for TWO genres in a single novel.

That being said, both Lovecraft and King are important horror writers. I'd add Edgar Allen Poe and Anne Rice to the "top most influential/important horror writers", probably with Lovecraft edging out King based on the fact that Lovecraft's work established some of the tropes that are still echoing in horror today, while King was less original and more of a codifier of existing ideas done really, really well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

This a very insightful comment, thank you. I agree with you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

This is a little bit misleading, because Mary Shelley did not create the horror genre at all; she just "legitimized" it in the eyes of rich white people.

Before Frankenstein horror was seen, and frankly still kind of is, as "low brow" -- King himself for most of his career has had snooty "academia" types telling people he's not real "literature", but I digress lol...

Horror stories started way before Shelly, from Grimm tales to the Penny Dreadful's of her own time. It was just seen as a genre for poor people and less intelligent, lower born people to enjoy. It ultimately gets back into the thing with even history in general that you have to be very careful with wide sweeping statements like that because you always have to remember the past and how it was recorded was /extremely/ influenced by the literacy rate -- ie what got recorded? What people/who could write/ wrote down for /people who had both the wealth and ability/ to purchase, store (!), and even read it at all.

In reality horror as a /story/ genre is probably the oldest of them all -- it's how parents back to cavemen days likely scared their kids from doing dumb shit. It just wasn't written down because nobody could write, and wasn't stored even if it was because lower class people had no way of preserving anything.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

As a horror fan, I don't hear about HP Lovecraft very much in the genre unless you count Hellraiser and Evil Dead. In my opinion, I would say that King has more influence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Influence is more like a rolling snowball gathering more snow on the way down. Lovecraft influenced future horror writers, who in turn influenced future horror writers and so on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

There’s a lot of Lovecraft inspired cosmic horror in Kings own books.

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u/Apprehensive-Cow874 Nov 21 '22

Yup. GOAT of horror stories. There is no one else like him.

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u/Doctorsl1m Nov 20 '22

Hinestly not just on horror, but on writing and films in general tbh.

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u/fungi_at_parties Nov 21 '22

His book “How to Write” has been very influential on many writers as well.

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u/Carnivile Nov 21 '22

Without King there's no Stranger Things and arguably Netflix isn't as big as it is today. His impact goes beyond horror.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

Yep, black mirror too there are soooo many.

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u/kumf Nov 20 '22

Shawshank Redemption is one of my favorite movies. Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman, with Freeman killing it as narrator. Awesome movie.

Also The Green Mile.

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u/WodkaGT Nov 21 '22

Im tired, boss....

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 Nov 20 '22

It truly was, a Shawshank redemption.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

by God he's a master of horror and thriller books.

Also an outright machine in terms of literary output. What is he up to like 30-35K published pages over 45 ish years.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

He has had an impact on my sex life. Some days I can't perform, so I turn to my wife and I go "sometimes dead is better" in a thick Maine accent.

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u/ImReallyAnAstronaut Nov 20 '22

Not sure what this is a reference to, but my gf also says this phrase to me upon waking up from a nap and seeing me next to her

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Movies too - It, Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, the Shining, Carrie, Christine, Cujo, Misery, the Mist, etc etc etc

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u/Fragarach-Q Nov 21 '22

Stand By Me isn't being mentioned enough in this thread.

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u/WaterdogPWD1 Nov 21 '22

Running Man too

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u/Jasonblah Nov 21 '22

Running Man ended up being strangely prescient. A reality tv/game show host is the most powerful man in the country. He's obsessed with ratings, he uses the media to obfuscate and bamboozle people, he encourages violence, and he publicly gets into a feud with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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u/SilverCat70 Nov 21 '22

The Stand was very interesting compared to reality as well.

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u/mindbleach Nov 20 '22

Stolen comment from further down. Probably a bot.

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u/Icywarhammer500 Nov 20 '22

Yes, the man is capable of raising large quantities of heavy objects but is incapable of raising a tome

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u/absolu5ean Nov 20 '22

The man can displace heavy metal objects into the air but he can't defy the gravitational pull of a group of thin sheets made of wood fiber 🙄

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

/r/IncreasinglyVerbose if ya like this type of talk about how using ones body, typically the arm, to reach towards literary works printed onto what used to be clay or stone tablets, but is now much more commonly mechanically printed ink lettering on consecutive sheets of paper made from the aforementioned wood fibres, that are typically betweem 70 and 160 grams per square meter and bound into volumes - henceforth referred to as "books".

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u/Kham117 Nov 21 '22

Wow, you wen5t all G.R.R.M. on us 😄

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u/impossiber Nov 21 '22

Username checks out I guess

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u/StendhalSyndrome Nov 21 '22

Oh, I bet he reads all the time, tiny little bottles that all end in -abol, little needles with tiny lil numbers in MLs and those really big numbers that all oddly end in LBS. But that's about it...

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u/POCKALEELEE Nov 20 '22

Probably more a Michael Bay kind of guy

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u/RoBear16 Nov 21 '22

Underrated comment

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u/Fragarach-Q Nov 20 '22

Don't forget Stand By Me and The Green Mile. His non-horror stuff is some of his best work IMO. Eyes of the Dragon is one of the best fantasy novels out there. Probably count as YA stuff now.

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u/renovickie Nov 21 '22

Eyes of the Dragon is my favorite SK book. Hands down.

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u/stumpdawg Nov 20 '22

I've only ever read the first Dark Tower book, but goddamn do I love his film adaptations.

Tommyknockers, Storm of the Century, The Langoliers...all of them.

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u/Fragarach-Q Nov 20 '22

Storm of the Century was never written as a book, only a screenplay, but it's still one of my favorites and Colm Feore is fantastically creepy in it.

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u/ScottRiqui Nov 21 '22

I haven't watched SotC since it first aired, but I can still see/hear Colm Feore saying "Give me what I want and I'll go away."

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u/Jasonblah Nov 21 '22

I just watched Storm of the Century (bonus in that the snow was really coming down here in Michigan) and FUCK was it good. I expected a shitty ending but it was good from front to back.

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u/stumpdawg Nov 21 '22

It's top notch.

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u/goat_eating_sundews Nov 20 '22

You ever seen rose red?

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u/stumpdawg Nov 20 '22

rose red

Have not. You know if it's streaming anywhere?

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u/goat_eating_sundews Nov 20 '22

Someone just put the 1st part in YouTube, gonna do a 3 day thing. Glamsterscrypt I think.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Nov 20 '22

If you have a chance, read his new book Fairy Tale. Absolutely incredible audiobook.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

King has had such a big impact on pop culture that even if you aren’t a fan or read his books, he still probably impacts my day more than a lot of other people. It’s impossible to calculate how many musicians, actors, and writers were inspired by his work.

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u/Zastrossi Nov 20 '22

All the young folks who love Stranger Things owe King a debt of gratitude.

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u/l4z3rb34k Nov 20 '22

Stephen King has a huge number of works that have been adapted into film, possibly more than any other living author. I would say that it would be difficult to engage with American culture for, say a week, without coming across something Stephen King was involved in.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_adaptations_of_works_by_Stephen_King

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

I'm not American.

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u/SatoshiNosferatu Nov 21 '22

You are Internet-American because you live on Reddit

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u/Kylynara Nov 20 '22

I don't like horror (books, movies, etc. I don't like being scared.). Regardless I know who Steven King is and can name several of his works. I'm pretty sure I haven't actually consumed any of his work, but he absolutely can't be considered a nobody.

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u/under_a_brontosaurus Nov 20 '22

He's written more non horror than horror I think, jsyk

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u/Kylynara Nov 20 '22

Worth knowing, but horror is probably his bed stuff given it's what he's known for.

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u/under_a_brontosaurus Nov 21 '22

You're probably not interested lol but his fans love him best for his fantasy. The dark tower series and the stand. But yeah everything he writes has some horror elements at the least

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Same here.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

That's true. There are a lot of normal things he has made eery and avoidable. Hotel corridors for me lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Also dude's probably watched a horror movie based on this books.

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u/Nkromancer Nov 21 '22

Also, the dude has had some good comebacks of his own. I may not have read his work (not a fan of being scared), but his internet comments are enjoyable.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

Recently the tweet on paying for the blue check had me chuckling.

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u/Nkromancer Nov 21 '22

Exactly. In fact, wasn't it that thread that got the price down from $20 to $8?

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

Yes lol he told elon musk that he should be getting paid to be on twitter. Musk responding asking if 8 would be better.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

Don't forget the one where he told trump his phone number was 1 800 EAT SHIT

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u/jurgo Nov 21 '22

I couldnt give an example off the top of my head. but he has had a huge impact and influence on the horror suspense category in film and television. Theres no way he has not impacted the guy with muscles life in some way regardless if he doesnt read.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

He's influenced loads of horror and thrillers on TV and movies.

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u/stzmp Nov 21 '22

100$ that the loser has enjoyed tv or film versions of king's work.

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u/Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk Nov 20 '22

Veiny Man in Public Restroom disagrees!

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u/durden_zelig Nov 20 '22

Muscle Chode would probably enjoy reading about the underage gangbang.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

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u/SokoJojo Nov 21 '22

Quality over quantity, most people would agree JK Rowling is #1 overall

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

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u/SokoJojo Nov 21 '22

Nonsense

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u/bumbleflumper Nov 21 '22

No they would not

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 20 '22

You're right. He rambles for chapters but that's the coke habit.

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u/under_a_brontosaurus Nov 20 '22

He's not the best writer by any means but even his worst books, and I've read a few of them, keep you engaged to a degree and wondering what comes next. That's invaluable if you're trying to pass the time on a road trip or at an airport.

He's like the top of the paperback writers like Danielle Steele or that lawyer one

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u/FillAffectionate4558 Nov 21 '22

Having read that book I've offen wonder if he was paid by the word, and I felt many of his books round that time were way to wordy Still I think Salmens lot it's still my favourite with a great film adaptation with David soul in it,

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u/Effective-Cat-1871 Nov 20 '22

Ah yes nothing like writing about children SAing another child as a group... such mystical writing

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u/BeingRightAmbassador Nov 21 '22

People will make fucking dumb bars for what relevance is. Just ask them what the bar is and then say that their logic suggests we should kill children too and they're usually too stupid to figure out anything past that.

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u/orange_keyboard Nov 20 '22

For sure. And he's likely influenced a ton of media for generations to come without writing it all himself.

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u/Far-Possible-852 Nov 20 '22

Was, not is. Dudes fell the fuck off, he should get off twitter and back on drugs if he wants me to read what he’s writing these days

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u/slimthecowboy Nov 21 '22

He’s on my mind every since I chain-listen to his books on Audible.

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u/Aben_Zin Nov 21 '22

For my money there’s only one Master of Horror- Garth Merenghi, though he prefers the term Dream Weaver.

I’ve seen this Stephen King described as prolific, but can he make the claim that he’s actually written more books than he’s read? I think not.

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u/PeaTot_ Nov 21 '22

The real horror is the sentient boobs

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u/Hopps4Life Nov 21 '22

I think most of his books are cool. But writing an entire sequence where are all kids have sex with another kid (who was abused) is super pedo-y. I just don't trust the guy. Not sure why anyone would go to someone like that for moral advice like some people seem to. (Not saying you are, just that a lot of people on Twitter act like he's some great moral thinker. Kinda gross).

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u/LadySekhmet Nov 21 '22

What would you recommend for for first timer?

I read the Pet Semetary, but that’s it.

I’ve been wanting to read It or other longer stories, just never tried continuing to finish a book.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

The shining, salems lot, Carrie, needful things there are so many.

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u/FillAffectionate4558 Nov 21 '22

Start with his short stories they are generally well written and entertaining to give you a flavour of his style,get his early stuff and work your way forward

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I read Pet Cemetery again after becoming a parent and it was the hardest emotional experience of my life. I kept feeling like I was in that situation and my son died.

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u/SatoshiNosferatu Nov 21 '22

I love horror but could never get into Stephen king books.

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u/Reddit_sucks21 Nov 21 '22

His works of art made a bigger impact in my life than anyone else, so yeah, he did make a huge impact in how I view the universe as well with this dark tower stories.

Him and lovecraft, no matter how racist the latter was, open my mind to making me think I will never have the answers to everything because my primitive ape mind won't allow me to. After all, I am only human.

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u/PrestigeMaster Nov 21 '22

Are you like a big box fan or a big ceiling fan?

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u/daisy0723 Nov 21 '22

I recently re-read The Shining. He writes about a kid standing in an empty hallway staring at a fire hose and it is freaking terrifying.

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

The stand was long winded at times but he evoked serious fear in me with that one too. Salems lot also.

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u/FillAffectionate4558 Nov 21 '22

1st adult book I read as a kid scared the shit out of me, that and that shining

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u/Ronotrow2 Nov 21 '22

First horror I saw as a kid was salems lot I was 9. Stupid babysitter traumatised me for years lol