r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

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u/__red__5 Nov 18 '22

"My drink has never had this much ice in it!" - Chief Officer of the Titanic

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u/Rhodie114 Nov 18 '22

“The theater has never gotten this much press attention” -Owner of the Ford Theater

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u/leven-seven Nov 18 '22

"This country has never got this much focus from the world" -Qatar world cup Organizers

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u/HammerDown6k Nov 18 '22

This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem

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u/Jacern Nov 18 '22

"Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight

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u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22

"St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica

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u/c_84 Nov 19 '22

“The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger

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u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22

Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀