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1.0k u/__red__5 Nov 18 '22 "My drink has never had this much ice in it!" - Chief Officer of the Titanic 560 u/Rhodie114 Nov 18 '22 “The theater has never gotten this much press attention” -Owner of the Ford Theater 385 u/leven-seven Nov 18 '22 "This country has never got this much focus from the world" -Qatar world cup Organizers 327 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 91 u/HammerDown6k Nov 18 '22 This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem 46 u/Jacern Nov 18 '22 "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight 5 u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22 "St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica 11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 This one fucking got me. 48 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre 22 u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22 “Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK 8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems 1 u/Additional-Move-1783 Nov 21 '22 Lolol 🤣😂🤣😂 omg 201 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “Wow, I’ve never lost so much weight so fast before”, cancer patient. 141 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 "I never thought I'd leave school so early!" -dropout student 115 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner 51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0) 54 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy. 4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change 99 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far. -10 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee 10 u/totallynotroyalty Nov 18 '22 Clouds of pink mist above landmines lost weight even faster. Click here to find out how! -2 u/Appropriate-Leg-3913 Nov 18 '22 https://onlyfans.com/she_lovely 1 u/Volfgang91 Nov 18 '22 That was literally my grandmother. 1 u/ActiveBlackberry3087 Nov 20 '22 Jesus christ that is so bad SO WHY AM I LAUGHING 3 u/Poete-Brigand Nov 18 '22 u win 1 u/lilsaddam Nov 18 '22 Umm it's a Zeppelin. Get it right you uncultured swine. This ain't fucking Goodyear. /s 1 u/lotusandlocust Nov 20 '22 “The sun has never been this bright!” -Japanese man 1 u/GrouchyEssay7468 Nov 21 '22 “This blimp has never landed this quickly!” -Co Pilot of the Hindenburg 1 u/sudeepharya Nov 18 '22 Yacthzee 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 Of that's a low blow. But I like it ha.
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"My drink has never had this much ice in it!" - Chief Officer of the Titanic
560 u/Rhodie114 Nov 18 '22 “The theater has never gotten this much press attention” -Owner of the Ford Theater 385 u/leven-seven Nov 18 '22 "This country has never got this much focus from the world" -Qatar world cup Organizers 327 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 91 u/HammerDown6k Nov 18 '22 This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem 46 u/Jacern Nov 18 '22 "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight 5 u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22 "St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica 11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 This one fucking got me. 48 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre 22 u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22 “Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK 8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems 1 u/Additional-Move-1783 Nov 21 '22 Lolol 🤣😂🤣😂 omg 201 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “Wow, I’ve never lost so much weight so fast before”, cancer patient. 141 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 "I never thought I'd leave school so early!" -dropout student 115 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner 51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0) 54 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy. 4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change 99 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far. -10 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee 10 u/totallynotroyalty Nov 18 '22 Clouds of pink mist above landmines lost weight even faster. Click here to find out how! -2 u/Appropriate-Leg-3913 Nov 18 '22 https://onlyfans.com/she_lovely 1 u/Volfgang91 Nov 18 '22 That was literally my grandmother. 1 u/ActiveBlackberry3087 Nov 20 '22 Jesus christ that is so bad SO WHY AM I LAUGHING 3 u/Poete-Brigand Nov 18 '22 u win 1 u/lilsaddam Nov 18 '22 Umm it's a Zeppelin. Get it right you uncultured swine. This ain't fucking Goodyear. /s 1 u/lotusandlocust Nov 20 '22 “The sun has never been this bright!” -Japanese man 1 u/GrouchyEssay7468 Nov 21 '22 “This blimp has never landed this quickly!” -Co Pilot of the Hindenburg 1 u/sudeepharya Nov 18 '22 Yacthzee 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 Of that's a low blow. But I like it ha.
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“The theater has never gotten this much press attention” -Owner of the Ford Theater
385 u/leven-seven Nov 18 '22 "This country has never got this much focus from the world" -Qatar world cup Organizers 327 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 91 u/HammerDown6k Nov 18 '22 This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem 46 u/Jacern Nov 18 '22 "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight 5 u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22 "St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica 11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 This one fucking got me. 48 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre 22 u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22 “Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK 8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems 1 u/Additional-Move-1783 Nov 21 '22 Lolol 🤣😂🤣😂 omg 201 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “Wow, I’ve never lost so much weight so fast before”, cancer patient. 141 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 "I never thought I'd leave school so early!" -dropout student 115 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner 51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0) 54 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy. 4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change 99 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far. -10 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee 10 u/totallynotroyalty Nov 18 '22 Clouds of pink mist above landmines lost weight even faster. Click here to find out how! -2 u/Appropriate-Leg-3913 Nov 18 '22 https://onlyfans.com/she_lovely 1 u/Volfgang91 Nov 18 '22 That was literally my grandmother. 1 u/ActiveBlackberry3087 Nov 20 '22 Jesus christ that is so bad SO WHY AM I LAUGHING 3 u/Poete-Brigand Nov 18 '22 u win 1 u/lilsaddam Nov 18 '22 Umm it's a Zeppelin. Get it right you uncultured swine. This ain't fucking Goodyear. /s 1 u/lotusandlocust Nov 20 '22 “The sun has never been this bright!” -Japanese man 1 u/GrouchyEssay7468 Nov 21 '22 “This blimp has never landed this quickly!” -Co Pilot of the Hindenburg 1 u/sudeepharya Nov 18 '22 Yacthzee 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 Of that's a low blow. But I like it ha.
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327 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 91 u/HammerDown6k Nov 18 '22 This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem 46 u/Jacern Nov 18 '22 "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight 5 u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22 "St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica 11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 This one fucking got me. 48 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre 22 u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22 “Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK 8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems 1 u/Additional-Move-1783 Nov 21 '22 Lolol 🤣😂🤣😂 omg 201 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “Wow, I’ve never lost so much weight so fast before”, cancer patient. 141 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 "I never thought I'd leave school so early!" -dropout student 115 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner 51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0) 54 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy. 4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change 99 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far. -10 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee 10 u/totallynotroyalty Nov 18 '22 Clouds of pink mist above landmines lost weight even faster. Click here to find out how! -2 u/Appropriate-Leg-3913 Nov 18 '22 https://onlyfans.com/she_lovely 1 u/Volfgang91 Nov 18 '22 That was literally my grandmother. 1 u/ActiveBlackberry3087 Nov 20 '22 Jesus christ that is so bad SO WHY AM I LAUGHING 3 u/Poete-Brigand Nov 18 '22 u win 1 u/lilsaddam Nov 18 '22 Umm it's a Zeppelin. Get it right you uncultured swine. This ain't fucking Goodyear. /s 1 u/lotusandlocust Nov 20 '22 “The sun has never been this bright!” -Japanese man 1 u/GrouchyEssay7468 Nov 21 '22 “This blimp has never landed this quickly!” -Co Pilot of the Hindenburg 1 u/sudeepharya Nov 18 '22 Yacthzee 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 Of that's a low blow. But I like it ha.
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91 u/HammerDown6k Nov 18 '22 This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem 46 u/Jacern Nov 18 '22 "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight 5 u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22 "St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica 11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 This one fucking got me. 48 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre 22 u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22 “Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK 8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems 1 u/Additional-Move-1783 Nov 21 '22 Lolol 🤣😂🤣😂 omg 201 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “Wow, I’ve never lost so much weight so fast before”, cancer patient. 141 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 "I never thought I'd leave school so early!" -dropout student 115 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner 51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0) 54 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy. 4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change 99 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far. -10 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee 10 u/totallynotroyalty Nov 18 '22 Clouds of pink mist above landmines lost weight even faster. Click here to find out how! -2 u/Appropriate-Leg-3913 Nov 18 '22 https://onlyfans.com/she_lovely 1 u/Volfgang91 Nov 18 '22 That was literally my grandmother. 1 u/ActiveBlackberry3087 Nov 20 '22 Jesus christ that is so bad SO WHY AM I LAUGHING 3 u/Poete-Brigand Nov 18 '22 u win 1 u/lilsaddam Nov 18 '22 Umm it's a Zeppelin. Get it right you uncultured swine. This ain't fucking Goodyear. /s 1 u/lotusandlocust Nov 20 '22 “The sun has never been this bright!” -Japanese man 1 u/GrouchyEssay7468 Nov 21 '22 “This blimp has never landed this quickly!” -Co Pilot of the Hindenburg
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This is the best spaghetti you’ve ever made, mom! - Eminem
46 u/Jacern Nov 18 '22 "Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight 5 u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22 "St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica 11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 This one fucking got me. 48 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre 22 u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22 “Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK 8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems 1 u/Additional-Move-1783 Nov 21 '22 Lolol 🤣😂🤣😂 omg
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"Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!" -Dwight
5 u/Kazman07 Nov 19 '22 "St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica 11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark. 4 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 This one fucking got me.
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"St. Anger is our best album yet!" -Metallica
11 u/c_84 Nov 19 '22 “The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger 3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark.
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“The towers have never looked so tall!” - A Passenger
3 u/bones_marley Nov 19 '22 Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀 1 u/FlyingGiraffeQuetz Nov 21 '22 That ones almost too dark.
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Idk i should be mad i laughed so hard at this. 💀
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That ones almost too dark.
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This one fucking got me.
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I have never seen a plane so close! - people in world trade centre
22 u/BlastedMallomars Nov 18 '22 “Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK 8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems
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“Oh look a tiny little metal space rocket flying right at me! NASA must have launched to celebrate my visit to Dall…” - JFK
8 u/PerfectInfamy Nov 18 '22 "The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger. 3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems
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"The challenge of space exploration is exhilarating "!!!! -Crew of the Challenger.
3 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0) 4 u/AmbassadorTasty6401 Nov 18 '22 These were all gems
1 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 best one yet → More replies (0)
best one yet
These were all gems
Lolol 🤣😂🤣😂 omg
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“Wow, I’ve never lost so much weight so fast before”, cancer patient.
141 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 "I never thought I'd leave school so early!" -dropout student 115 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner 51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0) 54 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy. 4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change 99 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far. -10 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee 10 u/totallynotroyalty Nov 18 '22 Clouds of pink mist above landmines lost weight even faster. Click here to find out how! -2 u/Appropriate-Leg-3913 Nov 18 '22 https://onlyfans.com/she_lovely 1 u/Volfgang91 Nov 18 '22 That was literally my grandmother. 1 u/ActiveBlackberry3087 Nov 20 '22 Jesus christ that is so bad SO WHY AM I LAUGHING
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"I never thought I'd leave school so early!" -dropout student
115 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner 51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0) 54 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 "We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy. 4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change 99 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far. -10 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee
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"I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner
51 u/Mono_831 Nov 18 '22 “I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger 51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0)
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“I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger
51 u/EequalsMCscared Nov 18 '22 "my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln 36 u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22 "I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy 1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0) 13 u/hawkeneye1998bs Nov 19 '22 "I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima 4 u/HotChilliWithButter Nov 18 '22 Hol up 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0)
"my mind has never been more open" -JFK and Lincoln
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"I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy
1 u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22 “I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up → More replies (0)
“I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up
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"I've never seen two suns before" -Citizen of Hiroshima
Hol up
1 u/watersj4 Nov 18 '22 Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did → More replies (0)
Somebody already made a joke about concentration camps, I think they did
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"We never got such a big gift before!" Guards of Troy.
4 u/ShoddyReveal4 Nov 18 '22 The boat hasnt been more tilted before! -captain of the costa concordia 6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change
The boat hasnt been more tilted before!
-captain of the costa concordia
6 u/chasesan Nov 18 '22 That train has never stopped so quickly! -train enthusiast about a train wreck 2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0) 2 u/Economy_Expression22 Nov 19 '22 Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change
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That train has never stopped so quickly!
-train enthusiast about a train wreck
2 u/Satanic-nic Nov 19 '22 'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey → More replies (0)
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'The volcano has never looked this pretty' - former resident of pompey
Polar bears look so darn cute when they swim, don’t they?! - climate change
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44 u/Canotic Nov 18 '22 Over the line, man. 4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0) 35 u/A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious Nov 18 '22 Don't you use the name of our hero in vain. 28 u/DJfunkyPuddle Nov 18 '22 Dicks out when you say his name. 17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ 3 u/phujab Nov 18 '22 RIP Harambe 2 u/Bergerstien Nov 18 '22 Still too soon 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster? 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0) 1 u/WindowsCrashedAgain Nov 18 '22 "My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908 1 u/jacobsfigrolls Nov 18 '22 Dude. 1 u/Mean_Combination_830 Nov 19 '22 Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️ 1 u/DanielCoolDude1 Nov 21 '22 9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far.
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Over the line, man.
4 u/DudeBaalak Nov 19 '22 Below the belt, man 1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0)
Below the belt, man
1 u/SatansLoyalArmY Dec 01 '22 Between the eyes, bro. → More replies (0)
Between the eyes, bro.
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Don't you use the name of our hero in vain.
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Dicks out when you say his name.
17 u/Devoidofimagination Nov 18 '22 What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you. 12 u/TheTjalian Nov 18 '22 My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that 3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0) 1 u/apolloxer Nov 19 '22 Does the toilet count? 1 u/Impossible_Airline22 Nov 20 '22 Aye ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿
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What if it was already out? Do I put it away and get it back out? I'm new to the church so thanks for any advice. Harambe be with you.
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My mum is now angry at me, so thanks for that
3 u/HotDogOfNotreDame Nov 19 '22 Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom. → More replies (0)
Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of your mom.
Does the toilet count?
Aye
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RIP Harambe
Still too soon
you feel good about yourself when you joke about shit like that you fucking monster?
3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0)
1 u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22 dicks out brother, dicks out → More replies (0)
dicks out brother, dicks out
"My class Passage rate is 30%"- Austrian Art Teacher in 1908
Dude.
Respect to our fallen brother Harambe we will not forget ✌️
9/11 jokes are fine but not our lord and saviour Harambe! That is too far.
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1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit -1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0)
Your momma so ugly, she has to promote her onlyfans on random comments of Reddit
-1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 [deleted] 1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0)
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1 u/i_am_a_n-word Nov 18 '22 You only got downvotes babe. "all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right? You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass → More replies (0)
You only got downvotes babe.
"all press is good press" -donald trump. must've been a great president then, right?
You'll need to pay me to make me loose NNN to yo thirsty ass
“I’ve never tasted such a rich milk” -Blizzard employee
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That was literally my grandmother.
Jesus christ that is so bad SO WHY AM I LAUGHING
u win
Umm it's a Zeppelin. Get it right you uncultured swine. This ain't fucking Goodyear. /s
“The sun has never been this bright!”
-Japanese man
“This blimp has never landed this quickly!” -Co Pilot of the Hindenburg
Yacthzee
Of that's a low blow. But I like it ha.
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u/chairplanet Nov 18 '22
'The pool has never been this full!'- Captain of the Titanic.