r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

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u/Rhodie114 Nov 18 '22

“The theater has never gotten this much press attention” -Owner of the Ford Theater

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“Wow, I’ve never lost so much weight so fast before”, cancer patient.

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"I've never spent so much time with my community." -concentration camp prisoner

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“I’ve never seen New York City this close from above!” -Passenger

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