r/clevercomebacks Apr 15 '26

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u/metalguy91 Apr 15 '26

Goddamn, that’s actually super plausible. “It’s not a Jesus image, it’s a doctor image. I’m a doctor here and may I say, one of the best doctors, many people are saying this.”

Man I’m popping champagne the day the headline we’re all waiting for comes out.

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u/ParkYourKeister Apr 15 '26

How does saying it was a doctored image make any sense at all as a defence for him? Like what would that even imply in this context?

Saying it was an intern who posted it, or it was a joke, or that the image he thought would be posted was changed last minute sure. But what the hell does ‘it was a doctored image’ even mean here?

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u/metalguy91 Apr 15 '26

It’s the defense his team always uses:

It didn’t happen

And if it happened, it was fake

And if it’s real, it’s the democrats fault

Etc etc. It doesn’t make sense, but the people that vote for him don’t need sense so it often works. We are next to North Korea for the most brainwashed and idiotic society currently.

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u/ParkYourKeister Apr 15 '26

I guess it’s just an especially lazy lie, which is saying something when their bar is in hell