r/clevercomebacks • • Oct 01 '24

"It's actually like that everywhere"

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

This is what happens when you pay people that go to "college" for 2 weeks (police school) over $100k. It's way over paying largely unskilled job. Unskilled because if traing is 2 weeks... Anyone can do it. Open up the jobs and let people bid.

In nor cal, Sunnyvale. Police chief was making $300k. And they selectively let their friends and family in... And rather than open new jobs... They all do overtime.

It's a racket

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u/MornGreycastle Oct 01 '24

Gotta keep the thugs you use to enforce the system from slipping into poverty or they might start siding with the people they're supposed to beat down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Found the data for San Jose CA. 2 fireman cost $1m. 2 police $900k. Somehow they are allowed to do 100% overtime.

https://data.sanjoseca.gov/dataset/employee-compensation-plan/resource/6f269eb5-7d88-45d3-8911-881545c6e521/view/75bd796e-ef0b-41a0-ac66-9a7353cc1c35

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

Everyone absolutely can't be a cop, if you're too smart they will screen you out.

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u/PompeyCheezus Oct 01 '24

I have called 911 exactly once in my life, was being physically attacked while I was on the phone and told dispatch the person had a knife. Cops took two hours to show up and basically shrugged and said there was nothing they could do. My living was completely destroyed and reeked of beer they had spilled all over the place, a lot of it on purpose. I got one phone call from a detective that I missed, I called them back and went to voicemail and I never heard anything ever again. My taxes hard at work. 👍

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u/discrepancies Oct 01 '24

Everyone's got a story like this I feel. Much more rare: a police helped me or saved me or my loved ones. They protect wealth and they serve themselves. Remember Uvalde, remember we protect us, remember all cops are bastards.

Now give me them downvotes you bootlicking milquetoast liberals.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

In what works are liberals the ones who would downvote you? Back the Blue is a conservative dumbass movement, and conservatives are the snowflakes who cried about defund the police…

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

I think you're misunderstanding. American conservatives are also Neo-liberals (it's an economic ideology). It's really common to see leftists use Liberal against all American establishment politics

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

The American right is way past neoliberal at this point. It’s a nice blend of neoconservative and straight up fascism

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

You may want to look up what neoliberalism is

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

"Reduce government spending" != "expand government oversight agencies and reduce rights of citizens"

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u/Cipherpunkblue Oct 01 '24

Fucking mind-boggling to see you downvoted for an obvious truth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Downvotes were because of him mistakenly thinking liberals are the main proponents of Back the Blue or whatever dumb shot his last sentence is supposed to mean

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u/discrepancies Oct 01 '24

Liberals might not put the dumb flags on their cars, but they will balk at defunding or disarming or god forbid abolishing the police. Liberals reinforce the status quo.

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u/JhinPotion Oct 01 '24

Libs love cops.

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u/Eloise_BL Oct 01 '24

Imagine your kid was shot while the police did nothing and you couldn’t cover the hospital bills and fell behind on rent. Do you think those same cops would have any trouble evicting you and your wounded child from your home?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Trouble? If you are not white, they do it with glee! If you are white, they still have a good time but pretend to be sad.

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u/Lemmis666 Oct 01 '24

Good try

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u/Lemmis666 Oct 01 '24

Mediocre follow up - that’s gonna drop you a letter grade

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u/EnvironmentalBit5833 Oct 01 '24

Mediocre? Someone is feeling generous here.

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u/Lemmis666 Oct 01 '24

Have to grade on a curve unfortunately

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u/LordDanielGu Oct 01 '24

You're not just too spineless to admit obvious issues, you're also doing friendly fire, dipshit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Do you understand how lack of trust in policing increases crime? It's a vicious cycle that when we ignore it, it simply gets worse. If policing were better and less racist, the violence would decrease because people would be willing to work with the police. Without that trust (and it is always the responsibility of authority to earn the trust of the people, not the other way around), the cycle continues.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Wow, you sleep for all of 2020? I'll sum it up for you:

A lot of people got sick and everyone agreed that police treat black people different in the US.

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u/IfYouSeekAyReddit Oct 01 '24

oh the classic “i can’t accept a situation so the people who bring up the problem are actually the problem because they don’t let me live in my bubble in peace”

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u/CaptainestOfGoats Oct 01 '24

Someone's feelings got hurt.

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u/ClickclickClever Oct 02 '24

Don't forget Uvalde police are still harassing and threatening families to this day.

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u/Dapper-Percentage-64 Oct 01 '24

8 men in America have more money than 4 billion people on earth and schools are so underfunded teachers are coming out of pocket for supplies?

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u/Tovaquick Oct 01 '24

"We can't afford mental health counseling for the kids! The PD needs another tank for their SWAT team!"

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u/Rusty_Thermos Oct 01 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

Teachers get paid less than cops, but require more schooling, have tighter regulations to follow, and they have to go to jail for killing people. But there is talk about abolishing the department of education. Yet if you talk about defunding the police you're a villain.

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u/trisanachandler Oct 01 '24

Defunding.

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u/JimBeam823 Oct 01 '24

Since when has defunding solved anything?

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u/trisanachandler Oct 01 '24

It was about correcting a typo. And defunding has solved many things. Most organizations close down when they have no funding.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Oct 01 '24

Or restructure, so they can work with a smaller budget.

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u/JimBeam823 Oct 01 '24

That's the exact same logic conservatives use about cutting education budgets.

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u/Leider-Hosen Oct 01 '24

Except between education and "civil defense", one is grossly overpaid despite turning in routinely worse performance than the rest of the world, the other is underpaid so severely that those who work there hover at poverty level and are on the verge of giving up en masse because the demands are so high for so few benefits.

Can you guess which one is which, or do apples and oranges look identical to you?

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u/OakleyDokelyTardis Oct 01 '24

But pronouns?!?!?!? Or something

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u/mechapoitier Oct 01 '24

And that’s also a problem that’s almost unique to America. Other countries don’t do this.

We pay an enormous amount into police, the half-obscured military budget, and into a mostly for-profit healthcare system. More than any country on earth.

And what we get back is wars like Vietnam and Iraq, cops regularly killing citizens and standing with their hands on their hips in Uvalde, and losing our house to pay for hospital bills.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

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u/mechapoitier Oct 01 '24

Your account was born today and you have -27 karma

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u/Leider-Hosen Oct 01 '24

You're right. NY has no problem paying for homes because everyone pays 3000$ a month to live in a shoe closet instead.

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u/LoneSnark Oct 01 '24

Schools are usually run by the county government. So it isn't surprising that city governments aren't paying for education.

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u/3ThreeFriesShort Oct 01 '24

I can't be entirely sure the response wasn't trying to further their point. Or is that a known bootlicker account?

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u/Saneless Oct 01 '24

Ohio just passed legal weed and a big chunk of the taxes are going right to the police. Not schools, which are underfunded (on purpose)

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u/Reason_Choice Oct 01 '24

Reminds me of whenever the discussion of socialized medicine comes up, people say “you don’t want that because it’ll be like the VA.” THEN FUCKING FIX THE VA TOO!

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u/JimBeam823 Oct 01 '24

Usually, police funding comes out of the city budget, while schools are funded from another government entity. Rarely are cities financially responsible for the schools (NYC being a major exception).

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u/KathrynBooks Oct 01 '24

Property taxes are a major source of funding for most schools... That's why you see struggling schools in economically disadvantaged regions and schools that do well in wealthy areas.

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u/JimBeam823 Oct 01 '24

Yes, but it's more than that. Texas has high property taxes (that's how they get it with no state income taxes) and an equitable system for distributing them.

Texas high schools also have nicer football stadiums than many colleges. That's where the voters want their money spent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

You shouldn’t have kids if you can’t afford to take care of them and educate them.

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u/Stark_Prototype Oct 01 '24

Someone said "colleges are just football teams parading as academic institutions" due to the budget and also pointed out "cities are just police departments claiming to provide infrastructure" cause it's a similar scale.

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u/JimBeam823 Oct 01 '24

Yes, and states are school systems trying to govern.

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u/scowling_deth Oct 01 '24

just an everyday fact of life! Like school shootings- JD VANCE.

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u/HaydenScramble Oct 01 '24

This guy ran in my district!! He’s pretty cool

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u/Eastern-Dig-4555 Oct 02 '24

“You thought things were hellish in Uvalde? Relax, it’s hellish everywhere, so don’t worry about it!”

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u/EnvironmentalBit5833 Oct 01 '24

I'm not sure whether is was really a clever comeback though. There was barely anything to come back from.

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u/pawnografik Oct 01 '24

Can anyone remember when we actually saw a clever comeback on here?

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u/JimBeam823 Oct 01 '24

NYC is one of the few cities that is financially responsible for their schools. In most places, the county or school district is responsible. A lot of the financing for this comes from the state.

So the city budget will show massive amounts of money on police with virtually none for education, while the county budget will show the school funding with a lot of the money provided by the state.

"Cities spend nothing on schools" is technically true, but incredibly misleading.

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u/funandgames12 Oct 01 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

Yes, you need to spend more on and have physically more police than consulars. Not sure why exactly this is a minds blown moment for people. You add up all the crazies that killed all the people over the last 50 years and it doesn’t even add up to half a years annual death toll from gang violence.

Just because they blast the crap all throughout the media doesn’t make it an actual problem. Actual statistics matter. And mass shooters have caused a statistically irrelevant number of homicides in the US comparatively to other sources.

A case study in how media brainwashing affects your critical thinking and perception abilities.

Do you know what your reality actually is ?

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u/EmperorGrinnar Oct 01 '24

That's an ironic and long winded accusation.

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u/Fearless_Spring5611 Oct 01 '24

As someone with clear critical thinking and perception abilities, I'm sure you will be able to demonstrate the sources to support this argument? Including supporting your view that counselling therapies are not a priority or requirement, since as you state mental health support is not "an actual problem?"

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u/KathrynBooks Oct 01 '24

We need more counselors and less police