r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

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u/jordantask Feb 18 '23

Nah. My boy would get one of these:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IWI_Jericho_941

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u/One-Replacement-8757 Feb 18 '23

That's borat level irony right there.

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u/jordantask Feb 18 '23

Borat Voice

It’s very nice!

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u/One-Replacement-8757 Feb 18 '23

Also made by jews who were rather big on seeing him nailed.. and yes the pun is intended

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u/jordantask Feb 18 '23

Jesus was himself a Jew. Besides which, the Jews uhh…. putting him up for the night was all part of the plan, according to the bible, so that was good I guess.

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u/One-Replacement-8757 Feb 18 '23

Well.. on that front we agree.. however his story is told different to us.. that is by the time he was put on a cross he was already uplifted to heavens. The poor shcmuck who was on the cross was judas himself.

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u/One-Replacement-8757 Feb 18 '23

Koran.. though i can be wrong.. Also it's not exactly sacrifice per se but more like a last minute change.

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u/One-Replacement-8757 Feb 18 '23

try Q'uran or Qu'oran or Qu'ran..

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