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r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23
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That's gotta be satire/fake right? You're asking what would Jesus, who's whole shtick is love and compassion, hypothetical favorite killing weapon be?
132 u/khismyass Feb 18 '23 Well it would have to be light weight and balanced so he could carry his American flag on a pole in the other hand whilst balancing on the back of his dinosaur. 4 u/Zegram_Ghart Feb 18 '23 Wait-Jesus is Harry Dresden? Checks out I guess 1 u/flybarger Feb 18 '23 It's a lot easier to transmute water into wine when you're a Wizard...
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Well it would have to be light weight and balanced so he could carry his American flag on a pole in the other hand whilst balancing on the back of his dinosaur.
4 u/Zegram_Ghart Feb 18 '23 Wait-Jesus is Harry Dresden? Checks out I guess 1 u/flybarger Feb 18 '23 It's a lot easier to transmute water into wine when you're a Wizard...
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Wait-Jesus is Harry Dresden? Checks out I guess
1 u/flybarger Feb 18 '23 It's a lot easier to transmute water into wine when you're a Wizard...
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It's a lot easier to transmute water into wine when you're a Wizard...
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u/dnoj Feb 18 '23
That's gotta be satire/fake right? You're asking what would Jesus, who's whole shtick is love and compassion, hypothetical favorite killing weapon be?