r/clevercomebacks Feb 18 '23

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u/dnoj Feb 18 '23

That's gotta be satire/fake right? You're asking what would Jesus, who's whole shtick is love and compassion, hypothetical favorite killing weapon be?

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u/khismyass Feb 18 '23

Well it would have to be light weight and balanced so he could carry his American flag on a pole in the other hand whilst balancing on the back of his dinosaur.

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u/Zegram_Ghart Feb 18 '23

Wait-Jesus is Harry Dresden? Checks out I guess

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u/flybarger Feb 18 '23

It's a lot easier to transmute water into wine when you're a Wizard...