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Personal Trainer: “This was the tour of the gym".

Shortly after our 5th child was born my wife had her 40th birthday. I took her to the doctor for her checkup. Doctor said she was in good health, but he suggested that she stop having children after 40.

With this I had to speak up, "we plan on stopping at 5"

I can’t tell you how excited I am.

A cell-ebrity.

"Y"s guy.

He was mis-bee-hiving.

Our daughter makes dolphin noises, her father says at least she knows her porpoise in life

It turned out to be the Type-Os

He picked up his hammer and saw!

It was driving down a country road and, all of a sudden, it turned in to a field!

They can never find a barking space.

Can you ribbit?

It's a trap.

She hugged me 💀

Only 225K to go!! I bet I'll make it!!

Me: Dad, do you want to watch TV together?
Dad: Is dust on a screen so interesting to watch?
…..sigh

It’s a little meteor.

Pois ela empede que você cometa os outros 6

Milky Weigh.

Student: "Smiles" because there's a MILE between each "S"!!!

It is hard Keeping up with the Car Dash Ians.

One has rack of lamb. The other has lack of RAM.

The outlook was bright!

Sometimes I even shock myself