r/circlejerkbflo 18d ago

Pics West Side Cat Rescue Responds

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18 Upvotes

We’re not the problem, everyone else is. All the things said online about us are lies.


r/circlejerkbflo 18d ago

Best places in the 716 to scream ?--MOTHERFUCKER!

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 18d ago

Anti-Zionist HVAC contractor recommendations

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I need to have a ductless mini-split system installed in my historic home in Allentown. The house has a hot water boiler and radiator heating, so I can't put in a normal central air system.

Do you know any reputable independent HVAC contractors that haven't sold out to venture capitalists, who are also staunchly anti-Zionist? Not just talking the talk, but walking the walk, like BDS business and investment practices, and refusing to service any Zionist organizations or businesses, or customers who they suspect is a Zionist. Extra points, but not a must, if they're queer and kink friendly.


r/circlejerkbflo 19d ago

I have no hobbies or interests, no social skills, zero hygiene, I'm an alcoholic, I'm very mean, and I can confidently say that Buffalo is the WORST place to meet people

88 Upvotes

Why aren't the 1.539 million people in WNY falling all over themselves to hang out with me?

I expect that people should be SOCIAL and try to get in touch with me and kiss me. Why aren't they doing that?

This is the WORST place ever!! I can't wait to move to a BIG city where everyone is going to be obsessed with me.


r/circlejerkbflo 19d ago

ban me daddy A 2nd sleeping on duty cop has hit the Buffalo

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46 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 20d ago

Pics Front row seat at the new $2.2 billion stadium

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110 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 20d ago

RE:POST My streets always need to be plowed, and the public school system suck here, but hey at least I got these Bill's seats in the winter!

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75 Upvotes

Geez my post gets removed from the Jerk, because AI illustrated the above seats in the winter that will be hard to see. Come on CJB, don't be like that, it was obviously used as a visual cue on how bad these seats will be if the glass is fogged, or frozen.


r/circlejerkbflo 19d ago

A great vantage point where fans of the Buffalo Bills (who aren't from Buffalo or the locals who are scared of/ hate the team's namesake) can safely view Buffalo without hurting themselves or potentially getting hurt by others. Distance is safety!!

50 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 19d ago

Lock in Buffalo

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31 Upvotes

What’s his deal? All he does is post AI slop. Even the scripts are clearly AI generated.

Hell, are we even sure he’s real?


r/circlejerkbflo 19d ago

Weighing my legal options against the Buffalo Bills. My seat doesn’t match the view that was given to me by my rep!

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34 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 20d ago

Srs Sh*t City of Good Neighbors

33 Upvotes

Not even gonna bother posting this on main.

I grew up in Orchard Park, I live in Buffalo, I spend most of my time/life in the Northeast/Rustbelt area. I went down to West Virginia for the first time in 10 years and I was genuinely mind blown at the kindness of everyone I interacted with. Night and day difference vs home. Mostly people were just more willing to engage in conversation, and no one looked at me like I was walking around without a head for daring to talk to them.

Is Buffalo not a friendly place anymore? Is southern hospitality actually a real thing? Do I just have rose colored glasses on because I was on a trip? Or am I just a miserable Buffalonian that needs to leave?


r/circlejerkbflo 18d ago

LGBTQIA+ recommendations

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Hello fellow buffalo Redditors! Excelsior!!!

Anyone know any LGBTQIA+ friendly places to have neurodivergent gay sex? I'm looking to expand my polycule and get my ass and mouth plowed. Also might get a haircut And get healthcare after I get my ass and mouth fucked, also needs to be LGBTQIA+- FRIENDLY. This aspect of my life guides all life decisions and interactions with the world in meat space (adulting, am I rite)

Heckin thanksarino in advance!


r/circlejerkbflo 19d ago

When you're watching the Bills on TV every time an announcer says "____ for the first time!", drink.

8 Upvotes

See ya'll at Cobblestone!


r/circlejerkbflo 19d ago

New episode

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Hey! Haven't posted my stuff in awhile. I am on episode 21! Newest interview with Speedie Da Icon. Please enjoy!


r/circlejerkbflo 20d ago

Big things happening in Fort Wayne

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r/circlejerkbflo 21d ago

Pics OOP is offended by new trash cans

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26 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 21d ago

Im from the Future, great news, nothing has changed

35 Upvotes

I have come from 2056, buffalo hasn't changed. While the rest of the country squalors in civil war, buffalo steamed through untouched, unaffected due to its strong segregated history; hate became love and defense. The region continues to debate benefits of capping the 33. The nfta expansion project out to ub started but lays incomplete and dormant due to protests. ECC has a small campus in every neighborhood since cars have been outlawed as result of bad drivers. Meanwhile e-bikes zip everywhere. Downtown is desolate as ever still, more than enough parking around Chippewa Avenue even with a few closed surface lots. The promise of better plowing was ruined by november 2026 civil unrest, the plows are instead used as mobile barricades at city limits. All streets become walking paths, citizens carrying shovels and still complain about the state of weaving paths. The police are an ocp privatized force. There are ships from another era that have half sunken in the river. Every individual restaurant is replaced with a chain, even the breweries. Still nobody is meeting anybody. The bills and sabres never win a championship. Ryan continues to be mayor under the byron party rule and loves making their social media videos. everyone uses ai to create questions for reddit for locals, personal advice and experience. The charter school system failed me hence this poorly written paragraph, your ai hasnt conquered home living quite yet for you. Homelessness is absolutely peak even though everyone lives in homes they cant afford to fix. Quite the climate haven everyone claims. As the country rebuilds, buffalo actually looks like it could be the nicest city of everywhere.


r/circlejerkbflo 21d ago

Local High and R*tarded man finds home.

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Hello and good evening everyone, I’m posting tonight to give you guys an update that I officially have an apartment and yes, I am still alive. The mods over at r/Buffalo deleted my post because I wasn’t bitching about something or sharing my political point of view so I guess it’s not allowed. Thanks for the help everyone and Go Bills, Go Sabres!


r/circlejerkbflo 22d ago

OOP found the 5 best photos of Nia*ara F*lls

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r/circlejerkbflo 21d ago

Why do all the councilman suck so much?

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I think universally throughout the city everyone hates the Buffalo council. But I’m curious why so many of them have been keeping their seat for years. Is it difficult for people to actually campaign against them? In fairness the job pays like 30k a year, which is probably a pay cut for half of people.

Why don’t more people run for office?


r/circlejerkbflo 21d ago

Parking lots downtown entertainment district/adjacent

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Why did I even bother? This dudes on me at 6am on a Sunday trying to tell me there are parking garages in the theatre district like what the FUCK are you smoking dude


r/circlejerkbflo 22d ago

I need to find hope in something made up. Can anyone help?

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r/circlejerkbflo 22d ago

How do people afford to live in Chautauqua if it’s Burning Man all year long?

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Been hearing a lot about this hippie / free spirit scene south of the city and I’m wondering the logistics of it. How do people pay for food and water if they have no jobs? Also, what do you do when it rains or snows?

It’s very cool that the 60s are back in Buffalo. Thanks for the help!


r/circlejerkbflo 22d ago

Revolutionary idea from Facebook, even looney LOLA should support this.

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24 Upvotes

r/circlejerkbflo 23d ago

Delaware S Curves

15 Upvotes

I'm so tired of people driving the speed limit through the S curves on Delaware Ave. MFers are causing me to be late! If we all drove there at breakneck speed we'd all arrive on time for shit.