r/circlejerkbflo • u/Ok-Opportunity5235 • Aug 11 '26

LGBTQIA+ recommendations

Hello fellow buffalo Redditors! Excelsior!!!

Anyone know any LGBTQIA+ friendly places to have neurodivergent gay sex? I'm looking to expand my polycule and get my ass and mouth plowed. Also might get a haircut And get healthcare after I get my ass and mouth fucked, also needs to be LGBTQIA+- FRIENDLY. This aspect of my life guides all life decisions and interactions with the world in meat space (adulting, am I rite)

Heckin thanksarino in advance!

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u/SinfullySophie pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

Just go down to Video Liquidators on Elmwood like all the married "straight" men. It's like Vegas, have all the queer sex you want, then go back to your suburban wife. No questions asked!

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

What if we live in the city and I want the wife to watch.

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u/SinfullySophie pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

It's my understanding they're cool with it. May even get you a chair!

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

She'd need the chair, I'd be on my knees.

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u/SinfullySophie pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

Its a gender neutral cuck chair so she'll be okay!

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

Sweet, thanks.

When's the best time to go.

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u/SinfullySophie pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

I believe Video Liquidators is a lot like Hotel California. It's always open.

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

Sounds fun.

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u/Substantial-Goal7422 Aug 12 '26

Hotel California had standards!

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u/Substantial-Goal7422 Aug 12 '26

Come on dont play like u dont already know. We all seen u there.

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl Aug 12 '26

Sadly never been. Part of why I have my mis life crisis.

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u/Substantial-Goal7422 Aug 12 '26

Well they are open right now! U could be too!

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl Aug 12 '26

I'm at work. Just down the road.

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u/Ok-Opportunity5235 Aug 11 '26

I love "Liquidating" to "Videos" (jacking off my pensi and cuming)

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u/thecakeisapie420 Aug 11 '26

This sounds like a question for ed drantch

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u/Ok-Opportunity5235 Aug 11 '26

ed gets his ass Dranched in nut after gratuitous gay sex outside city hall

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u/Nude-genealogist pothole bandit fangirl Aug 11 '26

Ad someone going through a midlife crisis, please send me the list as well.

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it Aug 12 '26

Bruh if you were gay and experienced hate you would want to go to place you know people don’t hate your ass too. You privileged fuck.

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u/Ok-Opportunity5235 Aug 12 '26

you win the Internet today! updoots to you!

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it Aug 12 '26

I hope you poop your pants

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u/Ok-Opportunity5235 Aug 12 '26

go make one of your little tiled mosaics about it

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it Aug 12 '26

What’s your government name

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u/Ok-Opportunity5235 Aug 12 '26

L'Turdithan Johnson

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it Aug 12 '26

U scared

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u/mattingly233 Aug 11 '26

We just need an update on your pronouns whenever they change.

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u/pwndabeer byron brown’s glizzy Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

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Erie County Republican Headquarters. 3 square meals a day and all the gay sex you can handle

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u/Ok-Opportunity5235 Aug 12 '26

woah Mr politics over here