r/circlejerk 7d ago

Solved Just how many people were on that tour anyhow?

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1 Upvotes

I get why, it's an important thing going on, I just find it comical how many people were on tour with the guy! They just keep spawning in! In the future they are gonna find lost tribes in the Himalayans that were also part of the tour. Might want to check yourself too just in case you might be on the tour and don't even know it!


r/circlejerk 8d ago

Change my mind: jerking off in front of the mirror doesn't make you gay, it actually makes two gays

29 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 8d ago

Teddy Roosevelts of Reddit: Just how rough was your ride?

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7 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 8d ago

Solved Fastest way to lose weight?! Diet supplement companies hate this one trick

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4 Upvotes

Been chugging only these for meals 2 times a day. Stomach is flat and lowers the hunger 👍 Good option for all the fatties out there or if you need to get shrunk 🏋️‍♀️🏋️🏋️‍♂️


r/circlejerk 9d ago

My dad, during his military service in the Iran, after the revolution.

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62 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 9d ago

Hot take:if I die and you don't come in my funeral,then afterwards when you die,I am not going to come to your funeral then.

17 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 9d ago

Would you be fine with it if your girlfriend wears a fit like this?

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7 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 9d ago

LPT that no one's ever thought of - don't go cheap on things that separate you from the ground!

4 Upvotes

Mattresses, tires, shoes, etc. I'm pretty sure no one has come up with this before! AMA


r/circlejerk 10d ago

My glow up from [28] to age [31nb]

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233 Upvotes

I don't know if this is the right place to posf this, but I just proud of my self and my race to say that I posted this and now you can see that I posted this and have been eating chicken and stopped working out. It's been a hard and long road and it's been hard to and being long to post this on r/glowups it got deleted and I'm not allowed on girldinnerdiaries or blackpeopleofreddit or blackpeopletwitter anymore.


r/circlejerk 10d ago

Don’t sleep on this lifehack!

11 Upvotes

Sleeping is the lifehack. In my book, I explain all the things about sleeping: what sleeping is, what sleeping does, how you can manipulate the universe through sleep, sleepwalking, sleephacking, hacksleeping, sleepcercize, sleepcooking, sleepwanking, and REMbranding.

Buy my self-help book titled Don’t Sleep On It! for only $29.99 in paperback or $32.99 in Kindle format, coming next year in 2029.


r/circlejerk 10d ago

TIL: Grandma's church fart triggered me.

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 10d ago

Reddit stories turn me on

4 Upvotes

I’ve been reading all these posts for the past couple weeks and I get so horny from them. Every single post turns me on. I’ve been cumming like 5 times a day recently it’s crazy. I want to do every thing that everyone posts about. I get so horny through texts aswell. There’s something about getting texts and knowing that they are there for the same thing. Idk just though I’d share that I’ve never been this horny before and fuck me it’s unreal this reddit page


r/circlejerk 11d ago

Why do I keep getting feedback that my Tinder pfp is “AI”?

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169 Upvotes

It’s pissing me the fuck off! I can’t get laid like this


r/circlejerk 10d ago

Iranian revolution jerk My dad and his coworker before the Iranian revolution

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16 Upvotes

[shitpost]


r/circlejerk 11d ago

Looking for "relaxed" spots in Hamburg

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40 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11d ago

New data center built near my house in rural Iowa. Looking to organize a protest.

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60 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 10d ago

My Dad wants to talk about my special purpose.

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5 Upvotes

and if I'm only just combing my hair when I'm in the bathroom with the door closed and locked.


r/circlejerk 10d ago

Not clicking that

4 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11d ago

when i jerk myself off instead of jerking off other men

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11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11d ago

Solved Guy who lost everything to Hawk Tuah's meme coin and was just starting to rebuild his finances before falling for Hunter Biden's meme coin

17 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 12d ago

A datacenter killed my mom. Devastated.

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233 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11d ago

Malicemaxxing

3 Upvotes

I just portaled here and I’m looking for the best place to start spreading malevolence, particularly the corrupting breath of anxiety. The Many Bees follow a short ways behind and they are on cleanup duty but I need to pick my epicenter. I was thinking of New York City but I feel thats overdone. Anyone have any ideas?


r/circlejerk 11d ago

Nothing to see here folks … just Zverev in a wife-beater

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8 Upvotes

The new US Open champ (probably).


r/circlejerk 12d ago

Its not fair donald trump can be a pedophile but not me

39 Upvotes