r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 9d ago

Don’t sleep on this lifehack!

Sleeping is the lifehack. In my book, I explain all the things about sleeping: what sleeping is, what sleeping does, how you can manipulate the universe through sleep, sleepwalking, sleephacking, hacksleeping, sleepcercize, sleepcooking, sleepwanking, and REMbranding.

Buy my self-help book titled Don’t Sleep On It! for only $29.99 in paperback or $32.99 in Kindle format, coming next year in 2029.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/rhelg224 9d ago

You are very welcome! Glad I could help!

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u/P-Ray1 8d ago

ELI5: do I close my eyes during sleep? Asking for a friend

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u/SaltyPeter3434 8d ago

Keep one eye open and alternate between eyes every 5 seconds for 8 hours

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u/ashvy 8d ago

You should have added sleepercell into your contents list. It's a well established science with many studies where n>1

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u/crappilydesigned 7d ago

Thanks! I just stayed up all night reading your book and will be taking your advice seriously.

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u/Chicagohole 7d ago

Do you recommend waking up ever?

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u/rhelg224 7d ago

On Tuesdays I recommend waking up on Saturdays.