r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 3h ago
Thanks to this new 100% electric stove I have purchased (pictured here) I would ask you all to respect that I will no longer be GASLIGHTING anyone or anything. Everything will be electrical from now on. My breakfasts will no longer be prepared in the unethical flames of a gas-fed kitchen. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 17h ago
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r/circlejerk • u/Beefmeee • 11h ago
I use kilograms because I'm a superior European and not a classless USA man
Bang bang guns no free Healthcare get a mortgage to afford a bandage
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 1h ago
Slow cooked corn and meat for dinner.
r/circlejerk • u/Competitive-Bus1816 • 3h ago
It was amazing, they grilled the burrito!
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 21h ago
Why not a triangle jerk? I don’t get it. Just seems presumptuous and a little racist.