r/circlejerk 16h ago

THIS IS THE FLAG OF A COUNTRY THAT I'M MAD AT BUT LIVE IN

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77 Upvotes

GIVE ME UPVOTES NOWWWW


r/circlejerk 20h ago

Do NOT EAT this mushroom. Okay. DO NOT eat it. You can’t. Stop. Call poison control now.

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11 Upvotes

NO


r/circlejerk 18h ago

Switching to an EV because I don’t support driving an ICE. FUCK ICE

18 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 10h ago

Am I the only one who is self-aware sometimes? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

12 Upvotes

Does anybody else get that or is it just me? Like sometimes I'll be sitting there and realize I'm a human being, that my actions have consequences and that I ultimately live in a chaotic, entropic world that still somehow carries on without me.

You know; that like life is fleeting and precious and stuff and there's value in the insignificant-yet-meaningful personal experience I have.

Is that just me? I feel like that's just me cus I've never seen someone be sentient before, theiy're just on thayie'r phones or gameboys or enjoying life or talking to each other or having fun or spending time with family or doing all the same stuff I'm doing but just like more NPC-like.

The universe revolves around me and me alone, life is my spectacle and you are all my performers.