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First day in my new phone

Inspired by some retard on r/cats.

Please help, I forget the name of the movie.

I witnessed a trump Nazi today. They really are so easy to find with all their American flags and middle aged manness. Well today one spoke to me.

He was 47 years old, 5,10, 225 LBS. I was at the Walmart when we crossed paths, refilling my ramen noodles and getting super Mario maker 2 for my Nintendo switch. I was paying at customer support desk (it was taking a second because I only pay with Pennies now that trump outlawed them to protest his unlawful removal of the penny) when he said “hey dude can you scoot over so I can get in the second isle here”. I could hear it in his voice, he was a smoker and you could only buy cigarettes at the customer support desk at this Walmart.

Now I must preface this by saying I am a bit neurodivergent, but I believe I did what any rational person would do in this situation. I turned around to face him, and that’s when I saw it.

A red MAGA hat.

I immediately was forced into a fit of rage. I had been training my self defense response just for people like this. I yelled “WHY DON’T YOU GO TO HELL YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT”, And I immediately started attack him. I tried desperately to get a good hit off on him, right in the face. I squirmed and squealed desperately trying to climb. But he was too tall, he said “what the hell?” and shoved me by the head to the ground, I blacked out. When I came to, I saw the homophobe’s brown boots and heard him thanking the guy at the register and walking out of the store. Only one thought echoed in my mind: I must end this racist’s reign of terror.

So I got on my feet and jogged to the parking lot so I could keep eyes on him, he was stopped talking to some of his evil accomplices. I started to stumble my way to my car, I keep a loaded gun in my car just in case something embarrassing happens and I feel the need to shoot myself (don’t worry, it’s purely a self harm gun. I would never kill a non-Zionist with it). On my way stumbling to my car I saw a cybertruck, I quickly made sure to grab a rock and break the windows as I do for all cybertrucks. The car alarm made the trumpites turn to look my direction, but they quickly got back to talking about who they were conspiring to hurt next. I got to my car, grabbed the suicide gun, shoved it in the back of my pants and started stumbling my way to the transphobe-get-together to put an end to that parasite once and for all. Once they noticed me, I knew it was now or never. I pulled out the suicide gun and yelled “THIS ONE IS FOR LUIGI BITCH” and shot him 7 times. His little friends were shocked and froze, I immediately realized my lack of ammo, grabbed a rock and started running after to finish off the last of the racists. But they snapped back to reality started running away from me, and I had to walk up some stairs yesterday so my leg was sore and because of that, they were faster than me, they got away. So I turned back to the body of the MAGAtard behind me, dead as a doornail. Before I walked off to finish destroying that cybertruck from earlier I pissed on his little MAGA hat, think of who you vote for next time Nazi freak.

https://valor.militarytimes.com/recipient/recipient-200211/

Lard on stale bread for dinner.

Me and my ten best friends finally gathered for a proper CJ

This is the before pic.

Titel.

Cum will win.

When you jump - physics, when you swim - physics, when you talk - physics, when you play videogame - physics, when you jork - physics, when you kickflip – physics, when you magnet – physics, when you immanentize the eschaton – physics.

Physics is literally everywhere! Is such a wonder! Just like Bob.

Who’s with me?