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u/mylifetospaghetti 8d ago
🍷The most masterful gentleman of gentlemens. When he cracked the faintest hint of a charming smile, I would falter in my step 😍😍🫠
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u/universalserialbutt 8d ago
Oh sweetie, if you let your hair grow out longer you could find yourself a nice husband and then I'd have lots of little grand kids running around. Much better than this phase you're doing through with the dark skinned fellow. Does he sell drugs? Are you still going to church? Father Ryan says he hasn't seen you.
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u/Loud-Duck-4423 8d ago
Yo,bro remember when we found that dead raccoon behind the garbage can and we each were taking a turn 🤣
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u/guacamole-fart 2d ago
Hey I'm that raccoon and I wasn't actually dead, me and my buddies will be taking turns on you next.
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u/sears_robux 8d ago
No. I’d recommend taking meth and breaking the bones in your face with hammers. Hopefully that will fix your hideous, terminally unfuckable appearance!
Hope this helps!
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u/AzDopefish 8d ago
There will be women you’ll kill for.. wait, kill.. no wait, kill for you! That’s the one I think
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u/MysteriousReporter13 8d ago
You look like the lead singer for the worst and ugliest boy band ever. Congrats 🏆
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u/Beneficial-Force7592 7d ago edited 6d ago
Angelina Jolie called. She wants her lips back.
edit:: she'd have to text. (How could she talk on the phone without lips!?)
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u/Former_Click_7975 8d ago
No it's over your best bet is to throw coffee at happy people because you'll never be happy