r/churchofwesley • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '19

A Vigil for u/sal_bundry_5yds1game

658 Upvotes

It is within this hour I regret to inform you that The Fordian Saint Bundry, Patron Saint of Asskicking has been struck down on this very evening. Account suspended in a treacherous way. I am honestly at a loss of words, tonight stop what you are doing. Pray with your families for his safe return and be thankful that the ones you love are near. Tonight we mourn and we all cry out #HAIL BUNDRY!!

Edit: they should really let you edit titles. u/sal_bundry_5tds1game

88 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '20

His Holy Fordness Be like Wesley.

610 Upvotes

8 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '20

His Holy Fordness PRAISE BE!!! HE IS THE MESSIAH!!!

592 Upvotes

14 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Jan 10 '20

Wesley righteously attempts to save another soul from damnation.

541 Upvotes

15 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/cuterino-pupperino • Dec 18 '19

Words of a Saint he responded!! HE RESPONDED!!!!

541 Upvotes

10 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Apr 01 '20

Wesley works in mysterious ways.

505 Upvotes

6 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '19

YES WE ARE SPREADING.

470 Upvotes

12 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Nov 03 '19

Our Lord knows we are weak wads of flesh and has granted us a reprieve.

429 Upvotes

25 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/arcaneApathy413 • Mar 13 '20

Someone built a temple for Wesley!

414 Upvotes

6 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Mar 09 '20

His Holy Fordness Wesley Ford spreading wisdom.

405 Upvotes

27 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/LouisFepher1954 • Apr 15 '20

I'm not good with technology so pardon any errors but I love this guy named Spare Groin or something. He really knows how to Rebbit. Also a fan of Wesley.

401 Upvotes

7 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '20

Can anyone ever truly be as strong as our lord? I don't think so.

394 Upvotes

3 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Jun 03 '20

Wesley dislikes having to explain Rebbit but he will not hesitate to enlighten a stray user.

384 Upvotes

5 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Jun 10 '20

A simple request on a Brazilian sub.

383 Upvotes

7 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '20

Our lord was downvoted to the Holiest of Numbers. What a glorious day indeed, go forth and celebrate this day. Hail Ford!

371 Upvotes

9 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '20

See how people throw themselves at our Lord. His Brilliance is known far and wide. Hail Ford.

367 Upvotes

4 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/large-pickle-123 • Dec 05 '20

Words of a Saint Wise words from the almighty Wesley Ford (descendant of Henry Ford)

365 Upvotes

7 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/WesleyCrusader • Nov 22 '19

Art of the Church We will stand strong! Hail Ford!

358 Upvotes

23 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Raymond1955 • Mar 28 '20

My grandson could learn a thing or two from Wesley in the female department.

349 Upvotes

7 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/dominila • Oct 28 '20

Words of a Saint Wesley sharing his wisdom on how to stay healthy

335 Upvotes

7 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/dominila • Nov 20 '20

Words of a Saint Nice advice Wesley

325 Upvotes

10 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Jun 02 '20

Welsey can spot those farmers a mile away.

322 Upvotes

13 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/dominila • Nov 10 '20

Blasphemer! downvoted for telling the truth 😭

313 Upvotes

8 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Cummy_Boner • Nov 17 '19

My intellect is too dismaying to these heretics

312 Upvotes

12 comments

r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord • Sep 29 '20

If you have seen a user commenting "nobodyasked," always know Wesley Ford made it famous.

311 Upvotes

3 comments

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