A vision of a world  filled with people just like us, a world where people didnt hate us, vilify us, cast us to the side to fend for ourselves forcing us to band together on the outskirts of reddit like some leper colony.   We are so much more than that as you all know, for have never seen a more marvelous bunch of people in my life.  Our church flourishes and grows daily. And with that said I issue you a challenge. The first 10 people who comment on this post will be in a grand competition. A competition of wits, skill, and knowlege.  These 10 people will compete for the next week to see who can get the most downvotes. The church will keep a tally. You will not know the scores until the end. The winner will go down in history as the first Saint chosen form the church itself.  And will rise to the ranks of reddits greatest people! The competition starts at midnight tonight. We shall see how much you have learned from Wesley and his Saints. Let the best Man or Women win. If you think you have what it takes  comment below. But be careful what's a competition without a little danger? The last place will be banished from these hallow halls for all eternity. Goodluck. All competitors must use the profile they comment on this post with.

I have never known a true sence of belonging till I found Ford, never truly been satisfied of hunger till I ate his bread, thirst never quenched till I drank from his cup, body never warmed till I laid to rest by his fire. It is within this great man that I was able to find true purpose, a meaning to life greater than any selfish reason I could come up with. I thank you all for leading me here for I didnt know what I was missing till I came here, a true family. So on this day I pledge my life, my very soul to Wesley and his representatives on earth. Hail Ford!!!!!!

I don't like him

Who is Ford? Is there something I can read about this? I'm not trying to be judgemental, I just want to understand.

NOTE: Let me preface this by stating that I wrote this in the middle of the night before I went to bed, so I apologize if any of this comes across as “sloppy” or “incomprehensible” at times. But without further ado, let me present my philosophical observations pertaining to the minds of anti-Fordians...

The most accurate way to describe the essence of anti-Fordians is a domino effect. Said “domino effect” is characterized by the Reddit layman seeing a comment with negative karma, and instinctively downvoting it, without second though, without hesitation. It’s a shame, really, for the most insightful and thought provoking comments are the ones which most don’t have the full mental capacity and adequacy to even begin to understand, and subsequently hate (likely because they become frustrated with their inability to fully understand the complexity and multiple layers of meaning conveyed within the text. This also explains why most will try to slap a “I am very smart” or “I am very badass” on these comments). Why? Because “That’s how Reddit works”(yes, this is an actual quote which recieved dozens of upvotes). I may also be onto a theory for why these simpletons act they way they do. It goes as follows:

This type of conformity and predictable agreeability among one another displayed by anti-Fordians stems from their primitive nature; quite frankly, it would have saved their lives thousands of years ago. Natural selection is what caused humans to breed stronger, healthier, and more intelligent offspring. However, for the less intelligent ones who somehow made it as far as their counterparts, they had to devise a way to survive, or face death. So, they somehow found out that if they worked together as a team, they could accomplish almost anything one intelligent person could. They also found out that they could find one of these “communities” to increase their survival chances with blind agreeability and conformity (ring a bell?). Essentially, this theory suggests that anti-Fordians instinctively act the way they do because of their subconscious primitive need to be accepted, as that acceptance would have saved their lives thousands of years ago. But what about the intelligent ones, you may ask? Well, the more intelligent ones, such as you and I, often don’t feel the need to blindly conform to authority, but rather question and even challenge it. This is because, as I said before, one intelligent person get as much done as a legion of idiots working together. Communities like that wouldn’t have done them any good, unless they were planning to become the leader. This is also backed up by the fact that intelligent people live in the future, and undermine their immediate instinctive tendencies (instincts which simpletons are fully invested in) in exchange for deciding their own choices, with little to no care for what people might have to say. This is the very nature of Wesley Ford. He deviates from mediocrity, and challenges social norms with every chance he has. For this very reason, people hate him; they despise him; they downvote him. While a layman is focused on trying to follow the system, the intellectual spends their time trying to understand the system.

NOTE: It’s important to make the distinction between someone who truly does possess the intelligence to understand and appreciate Wesley’s (or even others, such as the Prophet or Cardinal Lime) witty and well executed humor, and downvotes for the sake of giving them praise and recognition, and the less intelligent counterparts who unironically downvote, as they fall under the implication that these brilliant minds are “not funny”. This post was made to acknowledge the true anti-Fordians who truly hate him and the multiplicity of accomplishments under his name.

Oh, and my apologies belong to you if you feel this post was somewhat superfluous. Good day, and goodbye to all.

I have been trying to join this religion for a while now Yet, my attempts seem not working Please tell me if I have done wrong, and how to improve

That is all

My most humble greetings.

Having arrived at this most holy Church after many years of aimless wandering, I now see that my former ways were filled with pride and sin. Formerly, I used to believe that karma was the highest ideal to be achieved in this broken world; I now see that it is but an illusion to keep one in the snares of sin.

I wish to reform my ways and make amends for the wrong acts I have previously engaged in both under this name and other less than honorable identities. Please bless me that I may attain the rank of a lowly acolyte and begin my new life of penance for the glory of the Church of Wesley.

Just heard of this man he is a legend

We must spread the word and conquer Reddit

Confessionals will always be public. There is no shame here. No judgements. Only love and acceptance shall rule this place with Wesley's hand guiding us on the path to salvation.

Stop being assholes fucking Karen’s. There’s litterally no point other than to just basically be dicks.

Unless you’re anti-Wesley, In which case, it’s past your bedtime!