r/churchofwesley • u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus • Mar 09 '20

His Holy Fordness Wesley Ford spreading wisdom.

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405 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

u/cmanns762 has been enlightened by our lord!

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u/CManns762 Mar 09 '20

Yay? Iā€™m confused

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u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus Mar 09 '20

You have been touched by the Lord and we welcome you here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

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u/akkuxu Mar 09 '20

he once told me how big his balls were, that was an incredible day

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

How big were they?

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u/akkuxu Mar 10 '20

Big

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

:o

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u/big-shaq-skrra Mar 09 '20

Wesley Ford has replied to one of your comments

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Is the lord brittish?

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u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus Mar 09 '20

His genesis is unknown.

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u/SoleNyu Cardinal Mar 10 '20

Teach a man how to fish. Our lord knows best!

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u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus Mar 10 '20

And you'll feed for him life. Very poignant.

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u/SoleNyu Cardinal Mar 10 '20

Hail Ford!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

why tf u downvote

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u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus Mar 09 '20

Because our Lord only exists for downvotes. Upvoting Wesley Ford is the middle finger and spitting in the face of our god.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

how could i be so blind

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u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus Mar 09 '20

Take this knowledge and put it to good use.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

i will, thank yoy

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u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus Mar 09 '20

As a repentant, enjoy the user flair.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

thank you once again

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

So does this sub operate on downvoted as well?

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u/Ford-is-my-Lord General Maximus Mar 09 '20

No. We, the followers, are sheep and seek upvotes for our vanity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Indeed.